Hey Guys

[cookmiester]

Hey, im josh. Recently dug out the PS1. Just reminded me of the best games on there. Abe's Oddysee and Abe's Exoddus. So, i looked for the best forum and this seems to be it. I've recently started work on my own short stories for Oddworld called Oddworld Shorts. It would be cool if i could put them on here and for you guys to check them out. Im 14, so don't expect the stories to be top notch. Hope to have a good time with you guys.

[Josh]

IMPOSTER!

[T-nex]

Welcome =) If you really are still interested in Oddworld, then I guess General discussion and Fan Corner is for you.

If you wanna corrupt your innocent, 14-year old little mind, then feel free to pay a visit in the Off Topic section( Warning: Trolls).

[Disgruntled Intern]

There aren't any trolls. OT is full of delightful characters that will welcome and challenge your young mind with thought provoking threads, delightful debates, and interesting topics.

Welcome to our lovely corner of the internet.

[T-nex]

They are trying to lure you in!! Resist the temptation! You will become a changed man forever! We gotta protect the young minds!

[Josh]

And where were you when I joined?

[T-nex]

And where were you when I joined?

Well you weren't 14 when you joined, and I only protect the minds of 14 year olds.

[Disgruntled Intern]

That and she was banging havoc.

[T-nex]

You are not entirely correct there. Also Josh joined in 2009. I was banging Chris then.

[MA]

we can't keep up.

[Disgruntled Intern]

It's like russian roulette over the internet. With genitals.

[Ridg3]

It's like russian roulette over the internet. With genitals.

Russian roulette with genitals you say?

[Disgruntled Intern]

Oh wow what the heck is that! I have never seen that site before! Oh wow jeeze how funny you are!

[T-nex]

we can't keep up.

For the record, I never met Havoc irl anyway. Not worth it.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Haha. Small peen.

[Phylum]

He spelled Cockmiester wrong...

Welcome!

[MarsMudoken]

Hi. I'm annoying. I think we'll get along swell.

[cookmiester]

Well, thank you (well, to those who give an un retarded answer) =).

[OANST]

Well, thank you (well, to those who give an un retarded answer) =).

Boy, are you in for some fun, or what?

[Ridg3]

Hello newcomer, enjoy your stay in the once dank and dangerous place for newbies until the great warrior named Nateth slayed us all in the form of textual castration.

Have fun...

[Dixanadu]

Aye, Nate's banhammer is a thing of unimaginable power and he knows it.

[OANST]

His penis is pretty cool, too.

[Pilot]

Ridg3 should change now have a custom title, "OVER 9000!"

[Nate]

Okay, seriously OANST... it's starting to get creepy how often you talk about my penis. There are people I've had sex with who talk about my penis less often than you.

[MarsMudoken]

I haven't mentioned it once.

...Crap.

[shaman]

it's starting to get creepy how often you talk about my penis.

I bet he has a shrine and everything.

[OANST]

Okay, seriously OANST... it's starting to get creepy how often you talk about my penis. There are people I've had sex with who talk about my penis less often than you.

That was like the first time that I brought it up all day.

[abe is now!]

Watch your back when you're on

[Anty]

hey, i'm also making my first post here. i've lurked on the forum every now and then, and visited to check up on information but now oddworld is (to our little knowledge) back, i think it's time to get onto the forum!

[Pilot]

Oh.