Celebrity marriages

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, She'd be Bo Ho.

If Oprah Winfrey married Deepak Chopra, she'd be Oprah Chopra.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced him to marry Elton John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to marry Herman Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Tress Munster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

I posted this topic at WipEoutZone, and Infoxicated contributed these two:

If the model with the big bazoomas married F1 team boss Eddie Jordan, she'd be Jordan Jordan.

If she divorced him and married basketball star Michael Jordan she'd be Jordan Jordan-Jordan!

Cool!

If my girlfriend married me, she'd be Fliss Foxx... which sounds way too much like a porn star name for my liking!

[Mudokon_Shaman]

"Gee. Celebrity marriages - they just don't last, do they?" - Donkey, Shrek

[PinkHaired Mudokon CWR]

I know. The longest is about a year or two! Maybe because they are too busy to work the relation ship out or something. I rather be normal and weird! bwahahahhaha!