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12-20-2009, 11:06 AM
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Happy Birthday Sekto Springs!

Day late, but since you don't already have one.......

Hope you've been having lots of damp birthday sex. I got this for you; it's not poop but it's AWESOME.

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12-20-2009, 11:25 AM
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Happy birthday, Chris. Have a most fantabulous day!
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12-20-2009, 11:30 AM
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For some reason I thought there was lready a birthday thread for you here.

Happy birthday, old chum.
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12-20-2009, 11:43 AM
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12-20-2009, 12:06 PM
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His birthday actually is today

I gave him headsets cos he didn't have a working pair and I wanna friggin skype with him!!

I also gave him a super-duper cool mouse pad With kittens on it.

Anyway his birtday is techincally only valid at 7 .... something... today. PM... Also he peed himself when he was born.
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12-20-2009, 12:14 PM
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His birthday actually is today

I gave him headsex cos he didn't have a working pair and I wanna frig with him!!
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12-20-2009, 12:20 PM
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NO! That didn't happen!!! .... yet.
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12-20-2009, 12:22 PM
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It's a poor show when a man can't get his pair working for his girlfriend on his birthday, I'm disappointed with you Chris.
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12-20-2009, 12:26 PM
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Aw, thanks everybody. For a minute there I was almost certain I'd have to make my own thread; and boy would that have been pathetic. Justin, turns out I can't read a calendar and my birthday was in fact today on sunday. So no worries. Thanks for the video, I've seen it, but hey, it's the thought that counts.

Today was off to a rocky start, but it's brightened up quite a bit now. This thread helped. Excluding the aforementioned gifts, I got a fancy copy of Hellboy II, an art book, some sweats (needed them), a couple of shirts, a leather jacket I was eying, and a wireless mouse to go with the mousepad.
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12-20-2009, 12:28 PM
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Aren't you two quite the pair?
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12-20-2009, 12:33 PM
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Aren't you two quite the pair?
I thought of making a statement to that regard, but believe it or not, I'm in too good a mood today to let Joe's petty jealousy and penis envy ruin it for me.

JK I <3 uuuuuu Joe
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12-20-2009, 03:17 PM
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Happy Birthday!

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Happy birthday Slappybag
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12-20-2009, 03:37 PM
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Happy Birthday!

good job, seeing as i didn't realsie or its before my time zone. too drunk to check right now.

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12-20-2009, 03:50 PM
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Happy birthday, Sektolicious! And the same question I asked Xav, directed at you.

I got this for you. It isn't poop but it is what I think of every time Facebook suggests we should be friends.
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12-20-2009, 04:40 PM
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Yeah happy birthday really. I'm glad to hear you feel good and may you have a good evening ^^.
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12-20-2009, 05:36 PM
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Nate; To an extent I do get jibbed. My family isn't all that wealthy though, so I don't blame them. Usually they buy as many presents they can afford and split them into two piles.

Btw, to those of you who feel bad that you couldn't get me a present, plenty of posrep will do

PS: Fuck you, Nate.
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12-20-2009, 06:48 PM
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happy BD Sektor.
lol , i'll get u ur red robot outfit back as a present.
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Happy Birthday. That cake has nothing to do with birthdays, but it looks nice.
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I don't know what's worse ; the outline of his penis, or the fact that his underwear say 'male power' on them.

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