That old bloke

MA · #1 11-23-2009, 03:19 PM

Happy Birthday thar, OddjobAbe!

this came as a surprise, anyway. and get on the brandy.
cue Stinky Wizzleteats!

Pilot · #2 11-23-2009, 03:27 PM

Totally. I have an even better present for you man.

Alf Shall Rise · #3 11-23-2009, 03:29 PM

Happy Birthday, OddjobAbe!

Sekto Springs · #4 11-23-2009, 03:31 PM

Happy squeezed-out-of-your-mother's-quivering-vagina day!

used:) · #5 11-23-2009, 04:24 PM

Happy birthday, sirah.

enchilado · #6 11-23-2009, 06:01 PM

A very happy birthday. And a happy unbirthday to all you others.

~do I get any cake?
Enchilado

Sekto Springs · #7 11-23-2009, 06:08 PM

OddjobAbe · #8 11-23-2009, 10:00 PM

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Happy squeezed-out-of-your-mother's-quivering-vagina day!

Actually, I was born by cesarean section. I burst out of her stomach like Alien.

And I chuffing love those Ren and Stimpy characters.

You know you're a sad character when you frequent an internet forum and you're only a decade off middle-aged. What's even worse is that I was going to have a lay-in. Sadly, the bloody boiler woke me up, and I can't get back to sleep. What a wonderful morning.

Jordan · #9 11-23-2009, 10:17 PM

Happy Birthday old chap.

moxco · #10 11-23-2009, 10:30 PM

Tally-Ho! I hope you have a smashing birthday old chap and a jolly good show!

AlexFili · #11 11-24-2009, 02:20 AM

H.B. mate

***Wil*** · #12 11-24-2009, 04:11 AM

Have a very happy birthday, OddjobAbe.

OddjobAbe · #13 11-24-2009, 06:42 AM

Thank you very much. I highly appreciate it.

OANST · #14 11-24-2009, 06:48 AM

Happy Birthday! I hope you're jazzed!

abe619 · #15 11-24-2009, 07:46 AM

happy birth day oddjob abe , woooah 39 yrs old?!!!

u must be the oldest guy on the forums.

MeechMunchie · #16 11-24-2009, 08:20 AM

Happy Birthday, sincerely. I tried to make some kind of Peep Show/Birthday joke, but I failed so:

We'd never forget about you.

shaman · #17 11-24-2009, 09:17 AM

Happy birthday!

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Happy Birthday! I hope you're jazzed!

I misread that.

OddjobAbe · #18 11-24-2009, 09:53 AM

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Happy Birthday, sincerely. I tried to make some kind of Peep Show/Birthday joke, but I failed so:

We'd never forget about you.

I approve of this.

In regards to Shaman's comment: so did I.
In regards to OANST's comment that was featured in Shaman's comment: I most certainly am. I almost creamed myself when I saw the intricate pattern on the socks, and when I saw the novelty Jesus action figure that was given to me as a joke by my brother.

OANST · #19 11-24-2009, 10:01 AM

I still have a Moses, and a King David action figure from when I was a kid. I let Abbey play with them.

MA · #20 11-24-2009, 10:02 AM

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I almost creamed myself when I saw the intricate pattern on the socks

the socks. always the fucking socks.

OddjobAbe · #21 11-24-2009, 10:03 AM

At least they're comfy. They'll soon get holes in them, though.

shaman · #22 11-24-2009, 12:20 PM

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Actually, I was born by cesarean section. I burst out of her stomach like Alien.

Same here!

Erm ... birth method buddies?

Wings of Fire · #23 11-24-2009, 12:25 PM

AND MY MOTHER DIDN'T EVEN GET WORKING ANAESTHETIC IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF HER LIFE

shaman · #24 11-24-2009, 12:37 PM

I didn't get working anaesthetic when i had a tooth filled once.

That hurt.

Wings of Fire · #25 11-24-2009, 12:38 PM

More than a group of surgeons opening your stomach and pulling out a football that's attached to you by a pipe?

shaman · #26 11-24-2009, 12:40 PM

Since we're discussing pain, that's the best i got.

OANST · #27 11-24-2009, 12:42 PM

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AND MY MOTHER DIDN'T EVEN GET WORKING ANAESTHETIC IT WAS THE WORST EXPERIENCE OF HER LIFE

Your mom told you that you were the worst experience of her life.

(said in the voice of the kid who goes to Bobbie's school from King of the Hill.)

MA · #28 11-24-2009, 01:00 PM

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DIDN'T EVEN GET WORKING ANAESTHETIC

i know what you mean, bloody layabouts. they should get a job.

shaman · #29 11-24-2009, 01:11 PM

Fucking Anaesthetics taking all our housing.

OddjobAbe · #30 11-24-2009, 01:15 PM

At least they aren't taking our women.