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09-10-2009, 01:42 PM
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Hallo

Hey, I'm new here. I hope to be semi-active and stick around seems like a nice place.
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09-10-2009, 01:46 PM
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09-10-2009, 02:50 PM
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Hi Cetanu. Welcomations upon you.
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09-10-2009, 05:38 PM
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09-10-2009, 05:53 PM
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Welcome aboard then.
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09-10-2009, 09:46 PM
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Warning. These forums are not for those with a weak heart. But if you can put up with beastality, dead babies and paedophiles, welcome!
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09-11-2009, 06:06 AM
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Bonjure. Enjoy your stay.
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09-11-2009, 07:36 AM
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Cetanu said, "No I must join teh oddwrold forumz."
then the radio crackered and said, "no cetano u are the odworld forum"
Then Cetanu was a zombie.
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09-11-2009, 07:39 AM
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09-11-2009, 07:40 AM
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Oh god... That fanfic-

Anywho, welcome to the forums.
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09-11-2009, 07:41 AM
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I think that my welcome song scared him/her off.
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09-11-2009, 07:58 AM
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Hi, im shaman.

Just hold me...
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09-11-2009, 08:19 AM
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Hola.
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09-11-2009, 08:26 AM
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09-11-2009, 12:11 PM
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09-11-2009, 02:02 PM
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Thanks for the welcome, guys (and possibly gals). Thanks...I think... >.> My psyche may never be the same, though. :P
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09-12-2009, 04:16 AM
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Welcome! Try to be one of the memorable members. Unfortunately, it's too late for me. I've already established myself as a forgettable one.
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09-12-2009, 08:13 AM
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Welcome to the forum. Prepare for endless and tired sexually oriented one-liners from me, Pilot!

You'll hear such classics as:

"Nice shoes, let's fuck."

"I'd like to googity your gashmoigan"

and who could forget...

"Sex."
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09-12-2009, 09:22 AM
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You left out the gummy snake.
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09-12-2009, 12:40 PM
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Oh right, that.

It's actually encased in a jello brick.
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09-12-2009, 03:55 PM
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I still never got mine... T^T
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09-12-2009, 05:18 PM
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...well I picked up the plate and slid it into a letter sized envelope... how did it not reach you?

I must have forgotten to lick the envelope.

No, I did.
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09-12-2009, 05:56 PM
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Welcome to the forum. Prepare for endless and tired sexually oriented one-liners from me, Pilot!

You'll hear such classics as:

"Nice shoes, let's fuck."
When, where, and how hard?!



You'll need to allow me to take off these stelletos, though.
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09-12-2009, 06:11 PM
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OH! Oh, you... you better be over 18 or else I'll pretend I didn't hear that.

Strange... I was just chatting with Max and we were talking about running in high heels. Hmm.
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09-12-2009, 06:38 PM
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Aw, crap, I'm only fift-fifty. I'm fifty! XD

High heels... >.> <.< Hmmmm...
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09-12-2009, 07:22 PM
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Do you wear/have you ever worn Stilettos?
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09-12-2009, 07:44 PM
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No, that was completely sarcastic. XD (As was my whole post) O.O
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09-12-2009, 08:25 PM
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You will now here forth and forever be remembered as Cetanu, lover of Stilettos.
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09-12-2009, 08:36 PM
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It could be worse, I've had other nicknames. X3

You must now all bow to me out of fear of getting your head bashed in, but there's always the second option of giving me some cookies.
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It could be worse, I've had other nicknames. X3
Such as.....
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