Halo: the Anime.

Strike Witch · #1 07-23-2009, 11:52 PM

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Crashpunk · #2 07-23-2009, 11:57 PM

Epic Fail.

Leto · #3 07-24-2009, 12:08 AM

Can I get a Master Chief hentai kthx.

Come on Ghost, you're probably all over that kind of freaky shit, being a weeabo.

Strike Witch · #4 07-24-2009, 01:32 AM

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Epic Fail.

Hey hey hey you know what's also epic fail?
Your face
tee hee

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Can I get a Master Chief hentai kthx.

Come on Ghost, you're probably all over that kind of freaky shit, being a weeabo.

Sorry, this is all I could find apart from boring Cortana Secks.

Leto · #5 07-24-2009, 01:34 AM

thank you very much, cortana secks is indeed very snoresome. a bit more cock couldn't go a miss though.

Strike Witch · #6 07-24-2009, 01:44 AM

Only other notable thing is this. The Elite is saying "You should take this Skull to use against the Flood, Master Chief!"

The joke being that the Iron skull makes you die and have to restart from the beginning, no checkpoints. The Elite's being a dick, basically.

OANST · #7 07-24-2009, 06:34 AM

He sighed gently as he put his hooves over his shoulders, mounting him from behind. The ease with which this master of chief's anus accepts his throbbing member leads Stranger to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some kind before hand. Still, he felt a tensing of all the muscles in Chief's body as he makes his first thrust. Slowly he breathes into Chief's ear. "Am I hurting you"?

"Yes. But don't you dare stop", comes the grunting reply.

Mac Sirloin · #8 07-24-2009, 07:13 AM

FUCK OFF OANST

My original response was going to be: "Meh, I'll pirate it. Won't stop idiot XBL users from buying it but oh well."

Then it was: "Who knows? Maybe it'll be good."

Now it's: "Wow, this looks fucking terrible".

So yeah, apart from the stupid-ass CGI and stagnant, clippy animation, we have a bunch of needless generic animu bullshit crapping it up. Why do people keep trying to turn Halo into something other than a stupid action movie? I would enjoy an over-the-top Halo action film over this stupid shit.

Wings of Fire · #9 07-24-2009, 07:26 AM

This looks dreadful.

Anonyman! · #10 07-24-2009, 08:02 AM

lolololololololol

I hope this doesn't get popular. The anime fanbase doesn't need any more retards.

Strike Witch · #11 07-24-2009, 12:27 PM

Well, they've got the guys who did Ghost in the shell working on one, as well as Toei who's done everything from Sailor Moon to Dragon Ball to One Piece.

So it's going to be good, very much so.

OANST · #12 07-24-2009, 12:30 PM

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Well, they've got the guys who did Ghost in the shell working on one, as well as Toei who's done everything from Sailor Moon to Dragon Ball to One Piece.

So it's going to be the worst shit ever made, very much so.

Oh, I thought I misheard you.

used:) · #13 07-24-2009, 12:52 PM

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Well, they've got the guys who did Ghost in the shell working on one, as well as Toei who's done everything from Sailor Moon to Dragon Ball to One Piece.

So it's going to be good, very much so.

I can't tell whether you're being sarcastic or serious.

***Xavier*** · #14 07-24-2009, 01:01 PM

I'll probably just download it... this doesn't look like something for which I'm going to pay.

Like kastere said, why are they trying to turn it into something Halo obviously isn't?

Strike Witch · #15 07-24-2009, 01:16 PM

Halo is about dudes in armour fighting aliens in space.

95-fuckin'-percent of that trailer is that.

Only things that aren't is Studio 4.C's thing at the start and Production I.G's girl-pointing-gun part.

The rest of it is pure fucking Halo, you tools.

Wings of Fire · #16 07-24-2009, 01:25 PM

It just looks so damn tacky.

used:) · #17 07-24-2009, 01:26 PM

I think I might actually enjoy Halo more as an anime that deforms the game itself, if that's what it actually turns out to be.

Also, is that music from Halo or is it original?

OANST · #18 07-24-2009, 01:52 PM

Anyone who goes out of their way to watch this is off of my christmas list.

Leto · #19 07-24-2009, 02:38 PM

please write more erotic fanfiction.

Strike Witch · #20 07-24-2009, 02:39 PM

Indeed OANST, it's the only thing that can save this thread now.

SpAM_CAN · #21 07-24-2009, 02:54 PM

OANST, you need to get hired for Destructoid, they like people who should stick to writing fanfiction about Jack Tretton and Major Nelson having butt-secks... wait...

Spiderman Opening + Halo Logo + Cheap Animation + Microsoft = Halo Legends + Cash in MS' pocket.

Leto · #22 07-24-2009, 03:07 PM

im in ur forums, postin my controversial M$-is-greedy opinion

shaman · #23 07-24-2009, 03:31 PM

I think it looked very good...

if anyones interested...

SpAM_CAN · #24 07-24-2009, 03:38 PM

No. Just no. Don't make me break out "doingitwrong"!

Strike Witch · #25 07-24-2009, 04:05 PM

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OANST, you need to get hired for Destructoid, they like people who should stick to writing fanfiction about Jack Tretton and Major Nelson having butt-secks... wait...

Spiderman Opening + Halo Logo + Cheap Animation + Microsoft = Halo Legends + Cash in MS' pocket.

Cheap animation?

Cheap animation?

Do you have ANY idea how expensi-

Oh wait, of course you don't you're an idiotic pile of offal from the internet's chute.

Leto · #26 07-24-2009, 04:12 PM

Quite Gamespotian, says I.

Mac Sirloin · #27 07-24-2009, 04:47 PM

Let's wait until it's actually released before forming opinions.
/reason

Strike Witch · #28 07-24-2009, 05:46 PM

Well no shit.

Mac Sirloin · #29 07-24-2009, 06:06 PM

You stay out of this with your bias'.

SpAM_CAN · #30 07-25-2009, 01:11 AM

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Cheap animation?

Cheap animation?

Do you have ANY idea how expensi-

Oh wait, of course you don't you're an idiotic pile of offal from the internet's chute.

It looks cheap. Like crap framerates, lo-res graphics... get it?

Probably an effect for the trailer.