Witty LCD Messages and Adverts

joshkrz · #1 05-19-2009, 11:20 AM

The LCDs and witty humor in the Oddworld games was so jokes.

If you can remember any good LCD messages or an advert from Abes Oddysee or Exodus post away.

Don't think, drink!
Soulstorm Brew, Our spew is your brew
Only 2,345 work related injuries this week, keep up the hard work
Don't play with your food, unless it plays with you first
Work hard, die young, win valuble prizes
The profits justify the means

MA · #2 05-19-2009, 11:34 AM

Slurg Sundae's: cold or hot, they're better with extra rot!
Mollucks Mabloo: say it, dont spray it.
All mudokons caught smuggling bones in their pants will be severely reprimanded.
Phleg's Bonepaste: good to the last glop.
Need a (permanent) vacation? Just consult a slig supervisor.

there's a few i can remember.

Crashpunk · #3 05-19-2009, 12:44 PM

I love the LCD Screens, i want one!

joshkrz · #4 05-19-2009, 12:53 PM

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I love the LCD Screens, i want one!

i was gonna get one but it cost about £60
also it wasnt as big as the ones in the game

lol

i know someone with a LCD scroller on his belt, what a twat

MeechMunchie · #5 05-20-2009, 05:36 AM

I loved 'A little hard work never killed anyone important'.

EDIT: Also 'Trespassers will be turned into disgusting yet delicious novelty meat products'.

MA · #6 05-20-2009, 07:25 AM

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i know someone with a LCD scroller on his belt, what a twat

ha, too true.

FeeCo Depot: where will we send you today?
Slig Barracks: its not just a destination, its and adventure.

Guekko · #7 05-20-2009, 07:38 AM

I like looking at the ones in FeeCo
'Keep yer employees in the dark with the brand new Eyestitch 2000, the ultimate blinding machine!'
'Wanted :Bullet catchers and grenade testers. Apply in person to General Dripik. Qualified recruits only'
'Azgasco: Growing one fart at a time'
'Find the secret prize in every specially marked packet of RuptureFarms Mystery Meat!'
'Wanted: Mudokon Fleech flusher. No experience necessary'

AlexFili · #8 05-20-2009, 08:48 AM

I remember something like 'Weenie Babiez, sausage has never been this much fun!'

joshkrz · #9 05-20-2009, 09:13 AM

the was one in rupture farms about meech munchees, all i can remember is that it was so jokes, i think i saw it above the second ever meat grinder you see (a red lcd screen) but im not sure

drag0nbane442 · #10 05-20-2009, 01:41 PM

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I love the LCD Screens, i want one!

And I don't care! And neither does everyone else. Some LCD screens:
"WORK HARD, DIE YOUNG, WIN VALUABLE PRIZES!"
"VENERATE AUTHORITY"
"DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD UNLESS IT PLAYS WITH YOU FIRST!"
"VYKKERS LABS REPORTS SOULSTORM BREW TOTALLY SAFE! DON'T THINK! DRINK!"
"LETS ALL GO TO OWF AND BAN CRASHPUNK FOR SPAMMING!"

joshkrz · #11 05-20-2009, 01:45 PM

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And I don't care! And neither does everyone else. Some LCD screens:
"WORK HARD, DIE YOUNG, WIN VALUABLE PRIZES!"
"VENERATE AUTHORITY"
"DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD UNLESS IT PLAYS WITH YOU FIRST!"
"VYKKERS LABS REPORTS SOULSTORM BREW TOTALLY SAFE! DON'T THINK! DRINK!"
"LETS ALL GO TO OWF AND BAN CRASHPUNK FOR SPAMMING!"

hes not spamming, your more spamming than him with your all caps and duplicate ideas

MA · #12 05-20-2009, 02:41 PM

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And I don't care! And neither does everyone else. Some LCD screens:
"WORK HARD, DIE YOUNG, WIN VALUABLE PRIZES!"
"VENERATE AUTHORITY"
"DON'T PLAY WITH YOUR FOOD UNLESS IT PLAYS WITH YOU FIRST!"
"VYKKERS LABS REPORTS SOULSTORM BREW TOTALLY SAFE! DON'T THINK! DRINK!"
"LETS ALL GO TO OWF AND BAN CRASHPUNK FOR SPAMMING!"

wow. you strolled in last month and seem to be under the impression you own the place.

he wasnt spamming, he contributed to the thread by stating he wanted an LED screen which, i believe, is something to do with LED screen messages. also the owner of the thread replied to it engagingly. do i really need to explain it?

but you my friend are flaming. you seem to have a grudge with crashpunk and joshkrz from what i've seen in other threads. stop it, before me and many others -rep you. your being silly.

also you added LED screen messages that someone before you already added. silly, silly, silly.

Bonewerkz: where the magic begins...

AlexFili · #13 05-20-2009, 03:09 PM

A flash version of an LCD screen wouldn't be too hard. I'm working on a Slig puzzle game in the same style as "I wish I were the moon".

joshkrz · #14 05-20-2009, 03:16 PM

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A flash version of an LCD screen wouldn't be too hard. I'm working on a Slig puzzle game in the same style as "I wish I were the moon".

theres an lcd screen done in flash in the flash game ive made on this forum. its in the second screen.

bobtheguy · #15 05-20-2009, 08:25 PM

My fav. lcd screen was
-to hop press triangle, to crouch press the down button-
not really. lol.

Zukan · #16 05-21-2009, 06:14 AM

Passport to Oddworld!
Sponsored by your friends at Vykker labs, makers of...

Butt-flow laxatives: When your colon's slowin' you down, get with the FLO! Butt-flow!

And

Lungbuster ciggs: Who wants to grow old anyway?

MA · #17 05-21-2009, 07:42 AM

that was class Zukan, the credits at the end were the best.

joshkrz · #18 05-21-2009, 08:15 AM

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Passport to Oddworld!
Sponsored by your friends at Vykker labs, makers of...

Butt-flow laxatives: When your colon's slowin' you down, get with the FLO! Butt-flow!

And

Lungbuster ciggs: Who wants to grow old anyway?

ha nice video man, reminds me of fallout 3 :S lol

Crashpunk · #19 05-21-2009, 10:24 AM

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"LETS ALL GO TO OWF AND BAN CRASHPUNK FOR SPAMMING!"

First of all i'm not Spamming. I said i like the LCD Things in a thread about LCD Messages
Second of all, your on more on the lines of spamming with CAPS LOCK ON

so drag0nbane442 shut up.

drag0nbane442 · #20 05-21-2009, 04:25 PM

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First of all i'm not Spamming. I said i like the LCD Things in a thread about LCD Messages
Second of all, your on more on the lines of spamming with CAPS LOCK ON

so drag0nbane442 shut up.

First of all, saying you want an LCD screen in a thread where you post LCD messages and advertisements is like saying you like chicken in a thread about chicken pox.
Second of all, I am using caps lock because the LCD messages are all in capital letters.
So crashpunk, shut up.

Wings of Fire · #21 05-21-2009, 04:33 PM

Play nice, children.

joshkrz · #22 05-21-2009, 04:37 PM

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First of all, saying you want an LCD screen in a thread where you post LCD messages and advertisements is like saying you like chicken in a thread about chicken pox.
Second of all, I am using caps lock because the LCD messages are all in capital letters.
So crashpunk, shut up.

you posting here about isnt relevent eather though

only 29 spam related mesages this week, keep up the hard work drag0nbane442

drag0nbane442 · #23 05-21-2009, 04:49 PM

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you posting here about isnt relevent eather though

Neither is yours.
On Topic: "SOULSTORM FLAIL ALE: IT'S UPCHUCKALICIOUS!"
"WANTED BULLET CATCHERS AND GRENADE TESTERS-NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

mr.odd · #24 05-21-2009, 05:19 PM

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Neither is yours.
On Topic: "SOULSTORM FLAIL ALE: IT'S UPCHUCKALICIOUS!"
"WANTED BULLET CATCHERS AND GRENADE TESTERS-NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY"

How was his post not relevant? Your just copying stuff from every one else's posts, only you put it all in caps(which is unnecessary).

....Vykkers labs, molding the future.

drag0nbane442 · #25 05-21-2009, 05:39 PM

Tell me where else in this thread you see the advertisements I posted.

mr.odd · #26 05-21-2009, 06:18 PM

Answer the question.

Phylum · #27 05-22-2009, 02:07 AM

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Wanted. Bullet catchers and grenade testers - No experience necessary!
*CAPS was annoying so I got rid of it*

Appears to be

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'Wanted :Bullet catchers and grenade testers. Apply in person to General Dripik. Qualified recruits only'

+

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'Wanted: Mudokon Fleech flusher. No experience necessary'

Dragonbane may be right about his LCD, and I may be crazy ( but it just may be a lunatic you're lookin' for!)

MA · #28 05-22-2009, 07:55 AM

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First of all, saying you want an LCD screen in a thread where you post LCD messages and advertisements is like saying you like chicken in a thread about chicken pox.

in answer to this, it is nothing like that. chicken pox has no obvious link to poultry other than the similar name, where as LED screens are actually, believe it or not, related to LED screen messages. they are exactly the same, therefore relevant in a thread like this. you failed. now piss off before i ask Kastere to troll you. i'm really trying to hold my tongue.

people, just ignore drag0nbane442. he's turning this thread into a flame war which will eventually just get dumped in Necrum. best thing to do is -rep him if you find his posts unnecessary, personally i think he has a bit of an attitude problem and doesnt seem to read the thread fully before contributing, hence his repetition of LED screen messages.

OT: let sleeping slogs lie. while they eat, beat feet!

joshkrz · #29 05-22-2009, 09:27 AM

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people, just ignore drag0nbane442. he's turning this thread into a flame war which will eventually just get dumped in Necrum. best thing to do is -rep him if you find his posts unnecessary

i cant -rep him anymore, it wont let me, i find him much of a hypocrit
his location is WoW *raises eyebrows and tuts* god

i like your message molluck, i remember where it is but cant remember the name, its with blind mudokons i think

its not LCD, but i like:

-You Escape, and all 28 employees on this level DIE!
I think its 28.

-Necrum Burial Grounds: Under new Management
regards

Crashpunk · #30 05-26-2009, 01:06 AM

drag0nbane442 What the hell is your problem
I can't say the LCD messages when most of them have already been said.
You have simpley no idea have you. i use to be like you, all whitty and stupid then i got Banned for a while! yeah i was upset but it did teach me not to be so stupid.
Carry on like this and your get your self banned.