Things that a Glukkon would never say

[AlexFili]

Shouldn't we worry about what we're doing to the environment?

[Nate]

This thread is a really good idea.

[MA]

take the rest of the day off.

[OANST]

Gosh, there sure has been an influx of "interesting" threads in GD. They are.....interesting.

[AlexFili]

"Don't you know we're in a recession right now?!"

OANST, I blame your scary avatar. It's scaring away all the noobies

[OANST]

That's Doctor Barber! He's not scary. He's just awesome.

[shaman]

I need an extra pair of hands in here!

[MA]

i'm behind you all the way!

[AlexFili]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking"

[MA]

no need to shine my shoes today.

[stonetooth]

"Oh god, shouldn't we be thinking of protecting the natives and nature? Surely WE are wrong, and should be punished for our wrong doings. Nature should be harassed and ruined in such a way that we do, and the sligs should be allowed to live free lives, instead of lives as slaves and guards. We as a people should go back to the old ways and protect nature, and surely the continent of Mudos will be safe from those idiotic industrialist slime."

[MeechMunchie]

'I think it's cruel to keep mudokons enslaved. What if they start a rebellion?'

[MA]

its no smoking in here!

[Bullet Magnet]

"Here, have a fat-free yoghurt."

[MA]

all our products are vegetarian friendly.

[OddjobAbe]

"Oh, dear, I appear to have mislaid my gloves."

[Crashpunk]

"dose my suit look too big?"

[MA]

for every tree we cut down, we replant two.

[AlexFili]

100% authentic Scrab meat! No additives or preservatives!

[Bullet Magnet]

"Good morning sir, I'd like to purchase some nicotine gum."

[Wings of Fire]

Let us not wallow in the valley of despair. I say to you today, my friends, that in spite of the difficulties and frustrations of the moment, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American dream. I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal." I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at a table of brotherhood. I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state, sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice. I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character. I have a dream today.

[Bullet Magnet]

"I can haz cheeseburger?"

[shaman]

This is a little song i wrote about the injustice of the corporations...

[Bullet Magnet]

"There and Back Again: A Hobbit's Tale, by Bilbo Baggins."

[Wings of Fire]

The Communists disdain to conceal their views and aims. They openly declare that their ends can be attained only by the forcible overthrow of all existing social conditions. Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win. WORKING MEN OF THE WORLD, UNITE!

[MA]

"In and Out Again: A Hobbits Tale, by Dildo Baggy."

[MeechMunchie]

'We aim to provide a safe and happy worker environment.'
'New SoulStorm Brew. Twice the flavour. Half the price. 100% bone free!'
'Congratulations, you've won our employee raffle!'

[Xavier]

Actually there are a couple of lines in this thread Glukkons could totally say... they just would be lying.

This one is a good example

'We aim to provide a safe and happy worker environment.'

They clearly don't, but they might tell that to their customers (like industrialized mudokons).

[MeechMunchie]

They clearly don't, but they might tell that to their customers (like industrialized mudokons).

That's a good point.

[Crashpunk]

"Rise and shine Mr Freeman Rise and....Shine"