Happy Birthday Nate!

Wings of Fire · #1 03-03-2009, 07:55 AM

On special request from the man himself I'm making his birthday thread while it's still Tuesday in England but around 3AM in Melbourne.

Happy Birthday Nate

may you continue to be a loved and valuable member of the Oddworld community as you pass through your great midday of life, go straight through your late twenties into your thirties and eventually become an old bitter man, alone and cold, moaning about how awful the world is becoming and the dreadful state of your prolapses.

Also I'd like to personally thank Nate for all the help and advice he's given me, at the expense of his own sleeping patterns (And solitary lunch patterns) these last few weeks, I really really appreciate all that you've said to me

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Ladies and gentlement, wish a very very happy twenty seventh birthday to Mr Nathan Rose, AKA Nate AKA nate_dog_woof AKA Thorn.

Bullet Magnet · #2 03-03-2009, 08:11 AM

What? Nate doesn't have birthdays. He transcends the quaint human concept of time.

Hobo · #3 03-03-2009, 08:34 AM

Happy Birthday!

OANST · #4 03-03-2009, 08:39 AM

Hey, we are the same age for a few weeks. Cool?

Happy Birthday.

Pilot · #5 03-03-2009, 09:35 AM

Glad I made it back in time!

Happy birthday Nate, as assured you are now a good two years older than me, but thats okay because you don't look it.

May you be felt up by a large group of hot young men dressed in lycra Superman outfits who all wanna get freaky-deaky with ya. Have fun

Oddey · #6 03-03-2009, 09:46 AM

Have a very Happy Birthday. May it be filled with joy.

***Xavier*** · #7 03-03-2009, 10:19 AM

Happy Birthday Nate!

shaman · #8 03-03-2009, 10:26 AM

Happy birthday to you.

***Wil*** · #9 03-03-2009, 12:33 PM

Happy birthday, Cullen!

And happy birthday to you too, Nate. Similar to Wings, I sometimes don’t know how I’d be getting through things if I didn’t have you to be depressed at once in a while. You’re loads of fun, and I’m grateful that you have lunch so that I can go to bed rather than be entertained into the early hours.

Wings of Fire · #10 03-03-2009, 12:34 PM

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and I’m grateful that you have lunch so that I can go to bed rather than be entertained into the early hours.

He sometimes lies about that

***Wil*** · #11 03-03-2009, 01:07 PM

Is it because he gets distracted, like sometimes I stick around for hours after saying goodnight? Or because he’s helping me go to bed at a decent time?

THIS IS A DICHOTOMY. ANY OTHER ANSWER WOULD SURELY BREAK MY NATEPHILIC HEART.

Pilot · #12 03-03-2009, 01:47 PM

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Is it because he gets distracted, like sometimes I stick around for hours after saying goodnight? Or because he’s helping me go to bed at a decent time?

He does the same thing with me, I'll say good night and then he'll start..... showing me things. I can't help but stay.

He puts some kind of spell on ya...... a spell of corruption.

***Wil*** · #13 03-03-2009, 01:59 PM

At this point I would like to wish Nathan a happy birthday by singing him Joss Whedon’s I’m Under Your Spell.

Pilot · #14 03-03-2009, 02:09 PM

Record it and post the link to the MP3 please.

***Alcar*** · #15 03-03-2009, 02:32 PM

You're 27!? When did this happen?

Also, happy birthday. Only a few days before I see you in Sydney

Alcar...

OddjobAbe · #16 03-03-2009, 03:49 PM

Happy birthday. As happy as a birthday can be, anyway. I pray that you are not as knackered as I.

***Wil*** · #17 03-03-2009, 03:49 PM

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You're 27!? When did this happen?

Today, probably.

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Also, happy birthday. Only a few days before I see you in Sydney

Awwww, jealous.

Slog Bait · #18 03-03-2009, 04:05 PM

Happy birthday dude, even though neither of us know each other so I can't rant on about the good old times/ good recent times because there are none.

Pilot · #19 03-03-2009, 04:09 PM

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Also, happy birthday. Only a few days before I see you in Sydney

Aw man, sounds like good fun. Take pics!

mitsur · #20 03-03-2009, 05:10 PM

Happy Birthday, you. May your new age yield good age things.

***Nate*** · #21 03-03-2009, 11:14 PM

Thanks for the birthday wishes, all!

It has been a wonderful birthday so far, in that I've bummed around and done absolutely nothing. I'm just about to go out for dinner 'n' pool 'n' cake with mates and this weekend we're going on a road trip up to Sydney (which is where I'm going to see Alcar).

No presents so far, but I have received a few cards that made me feel warm and fuzzy. FYI, I'm including some of the posts in this thread in that category.

Pilot · #22 03-03-2009, 11:44 PM

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Have a very Happy Birthday. May it be filled with boy.

*gasp* ODDEY!!!

Wings of Fire · #23 03-04-2009, 01:10 AM

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*gasp* ODDEY!!!

Might of had more effect if you hadn't already posted three times since then.

***Nate*** · #24 03-04-2009, 03:54 AM

I have now received two presents. One was a toothbrush that plays Let's Get It Started by The Black-Eyed Peas whilst you're brushing. The other is an 80cm tall blowup doll with a disproportionately large wang. We're going to fill him with helium.

Hobo · #25 03-04-2009, 08:41 AM

Helium? Don't you mean SEMEN?

***Wil*** · #26 03-04-2009, 10:28 AM

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I have now received two presents. One was a toothbrush that plays Let's Get It Started by The Black-Eyed Peas whilst you're brushing. The other is an 80cm tall blowup doll with a disproportionately large wang. We're going to fill him with helium.

Both awesome presents. If only the first didn’t come with the radio lyrics.

Pilot · #27 03-04-2009, 10:40 AM

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Might of had more effect if you hadn't already posted three times since then.

Oh bitch.

moxco · #28 03-04-2009, 12:35 PM

I'm not quite sure what my reaction would be if someone gave me a doll with a giant dick.

Anyway Happy Birthday and stuff!

***Nate*** · #29 03-04-2009, 04:27 PM

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Helium? Don't you mean SEMEN?

No. The nozzle is too small for my wang. On the other hand, you could give it a try.

Pilot · #30 03-04-2009, 05:00 PM