Happy Birthday, Pilot!

***Wil*** · #1 02-09-2009, 04:23 PM

Yes indeed; he once left us but has now returned in the form of a candid, carnal, caramel funster we have all fallen in love with. Today we celebrate his birthday by wishing that he has a good one.

Well, since Mojo didn’t want the cake with the vomiting naked lady inside, I would like to offer it to you, Pilot.

Bullet Magnet · #2 02-09-2009, 04:24 PM

He'll love that. We know him so well.

Wings of Fire · #3 02-09-2009, 04:39 PM

Happy birthday, I sincerely hope an outlet for all of your pent up sexual energy comes out.

And fast.

***Alcar*** · #4 02-09-2009, 04:56 PM

Today you can honestly say it's your birthday to scam free drinks from men. Tomorrow, do it again anyway.

Happy Birthday!

Alcar...

***Nate*** · #5 02-09-2009, 05:03 PM

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Today you can honestly say it's your birthday to scam free drinks from men. Tomorrow, do it again anyway.

Ha! I have a friend who actually does that. Every single time we go out, he claims its his birthday. He tends to get free drinks. One time we got free chocolate mud cake. Mmmm...

Anyway, happy birthday Pilot. May all your cakes be man-filled and all your men be cake-filled. Or, alternatively, Pilot-filled

Pilot · #6 02-09-2009, 06:06 PM

Thanks, you guys are awesome.

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Well, since Mojo didn’t want the cake with the vomiting naked lady inside, I would like to offer it to you, Pilot.

I accept. And I'll accept the bill from the hunnybuns hiding in the cake if she'll just put some goddamn clothes on for christ sake! If she won't.... then I'll just have to eat around her..... then I'll probably enjoy a nice conversation with her in which she details exactly how she got into the 'popping out of the cake' business

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He'll love that. We know him so well.

Better than even I do, it would seem.

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Happy birthday, I sincerely hope an outlet for all of your pent up sexual energy comes out.

And fast.

Thank you.

Whatt're ya talkin about? This place is already just fine for that....?

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Today you can honestly say it's your birthday to scam free drinks from men. Tomorrow, do it again anyway.

Happy Birthday!

The trick is conning them into having most of the drinks.

Thank you.

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Anyway, happy birthday Pilot. May all your cakes be man-filled and all your men be cake-filled.
Or, alternatively, Pilot-filled

You totally went there, didn't you? I didn't think you would but you did. Are we on the same wavelength?

*whew* Well now.... now that the cake girl is gone, who wants to join me inside the cake? We can eat the inside out first, then go for the icing.

***Nate*** · #7 02-09-2009, 06:29 PM

Whilst not volunteering myself, I have to ask: what happened to your mechanic boy?

Pilot · #8 02-09-2009, 09:56 PM

We're playing it cool right now, his wife caught wind of some 'goings on' when she went through and read the text log on his phone.

I walked in there one day and knew what was up by the look on his face. I said, "I guess you don't want me to come around anymore?" He replied, "No, you can still come around... just not every day. Gotta keep the wife off my back." I know, the whole thing is seedy and nothing serious could ever come of it.... but still....

So.... she found out and I feel bad for him. No special birthday present for me this year.

So far both my "boyfriends" have involved some kind of scandals. My first one was the preacher's son, and I also happened to be his father's computer repair guy.

Stories of a small town....

***Nate*** · #9 02-09-2009, 10:18 PM

Wait. I think you've missed a period in that story. Last I heard there was flirtation but nothing confirmed. Now you're breaking things off?

EDIT: Think twice whether to actually post your response in a place publically viewable to minors.
EDIT EDIT: Going over your mentions of him, I notice you promised photographic evidence

Pilot · #10 02-09-2009, 10:34 PM

Oh, it was confirmed shortly after the time I wrote my last post about him.

She caught on pretty fast, almost as fast as we got "serious".... and I think that's because she must have noticed his disposition change. "Hmm, he's happy and it's not because of me?" but after months of flirting and only a couple weeks of seriousness we went on haiatus because of the wifey-findey-outey. I'm not exactly sure how we're going to proceed, if at all (which is really up to him because I'm still gung-ho) but I don't think 'broke it off' is an appropriate term just yet.

And don't worry, I know this is not a place for any of the *ahem* details. If you want those, get me on messenger.

Fil The Slig · #11 02-09-2009, 10:37 PM

Happy birthday Pilot!

***Nate*** · #12 02-09-2009, 10:42 PM

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get me on messenger.

I'm tempted... but oh so worried...

Pilot · #13 02-09-2009, 10:48 PM

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Happy birthday Pilot!

Thank you Fil.

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I'm tempted... but oh so worried...

Worried, what could possibly go wrong?

***Nate*** · #14 02-09-2009, 10:50 PM

You might corrupt me. Further.

And normally it's me doing the corrupting on MSN, eh Jojo?

Pilot · #15 02-09-2009, 10:55 PM

Acchhhh.... I've been corruptin' since bayfore the time you were but a twinkle in ya fatha's eyes.

Besides a little corruption never hurt anyone. Much.

***Nate*** · #16 02-09-2009, 11:35 PM

You do know I'm two years older than you, right?

Pilot · #17 02-09-2009, 11:58 PM

Whuh? Who? Where? Oh... oh you think.... heh.... oh my.

For the time being you're just one year older (if ya play with the numbers) and besides... who's counting? I'm not counting...? Whoever's counting, stop it now!

Nemo · #18 02-10-2009, 06:14 AM

Happy birthday. Now get back to talking to the ship or whatever the hell it is you do with her.

Don't think I don't know how she got pregnant.

***Wil*** · #19 02-10-2009, 06:31 AM

Awww, the only person I’ve corrupted is Fuzzle Guy. Now he’s a complete tosspot.

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My first ["boyfriend"] was the preacher's son, and I also happened to be his father's computer repair guy.

Stories of a small town....

*jealous*

OANST · #20 02-10-2009, 07:43 AM

Happy Birthday, Pilot. May leather clad men give you all the spankings you deserve.

Wings of Fire · #21 02-10-2009, 07:44 AM

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Awww, the only person I’ve corrupted is Fuzzle Guy. Now he’s a complete tosspot.

Fuck you, I started that and you know it.

***Wil*** · #22 02-10-2009, 09:06 AM

Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply it was a solo project.

Pilot · #23 02-10-2009, 12:02 PM

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Happy birthday. Now get back to talking to the ship or whatever the hell it is you do with her.

Don't think I don't know how she got pregnant.

Okay.

The peacekeepers impregnated Moya with the intent of creating a leviathan warship hybrid....

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*jealous*

Jealous of what? Him, me, or the small town? Or the fact that I was sodomizing the pastor's son on the down low?

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Happy Birthday, Pilot. May leather clad men give you all the spankings you deserve.

Thanks man.

Nemo · #24 02-10-2009, 12:07 PM

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Okay.

The peacekeepers impregnated Moya with the intent of creating a leviathan warship hybrid....

Ofcourse they did.

Oddsville · #25 02-10-2009, 01:33 PM

Happy Birth today!

Mojo · #26 02-12-2009, 12:19 PM

Happy birthday, you purple, multi-tentacled, creature flying crustacean, you!

Pilot · #27 02-12-2009, 05:39 PM

Thanks Oddsville.

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Happy birthday, you purple, multi-tentacled, creature flying crustacean, you!

You noticed... those are my best features! He is adoreable, isn't he?