Newb alert!

[Chocolate Hunter]

Why, hello there, good people. Allow me to introduce myself.

My name's Diane, and I've been a fan of Oddworld for yonks. I found this website a while ago, and I thought I might join. Some of you appear to be a wee bit psycho, however since you're all incredibly literate psychos I'll let it slide this time.

Anyway, to summarise: hello.

[Wings of Fire]

We have illiterate psychos too, we don't talk about them.

Take my advice and don't ask funny questions, this is a local forum for local people

[Chocolate Hunter]

Don't ask anything funny, don't talk about the illiterate psychos ... got it.

The people here seem more intelligent than those on other sites I can think of. It's quite strange to see a forum that doesn't use the words 'lmao' or 'tbh' twenty times in every sentence. I missed seeing vowels on the internet.

[Wings of Fire]

We have a crack team of trolls and homosexuals employed to keep the riff raff out, also I notice you're in the same country as me, is God pissing on where you live too?

[Chocolate Hunter]

Of course. It wouldn't be Scotland without the monsoon, now, would it?

A crack team of trolls and homosexuals sounds pretty awesome. I wish I could join, but I'm too lazy to be a troll and too messy to be a homosexual. I guess you can't win 'em all.

[OddYouko]

Umm welcome Chocolate Hunter.

[Chocolate Hunter]

Thank you. And hi!

[odd prodigy]

well hello.... find any chocolate yet ? im a newb too so your not the only one! im actually surprised no one has banned me yet because it seems im getting pretty annoying ....but any ways have fun!

[Chocolate Hunter]

I'm always finding chocolate but it's pretty much gone right after I find it, so I'm always forced to keep looking. It's okay if you're annoying - the world would be pretty boring if there wasn't anyone annoying in it. I mean, what would happen to the UK? People in this country live to moan about annoying people. It's all we're good for as a nation!

[Wil]

Welcome to the Place to Be.

[Chocolate Hunter]

Now, everybody DANCE!

[Anonyman!]

Crack team? We're losing trolls left and right. As for homosexuals...

They're everywhere.
Welcome to our love collection of people that refuse to accept that oddworld is dead. (Unless rumours are to be believed.)

Edit: sorry

We have a crack team of trolls and homosexuals employed to keep the riff raff out, also I notice you're in the same country as me, is God pissing on where you live too?

[Chocolate Hunter]

If Richard O'Brien doesn't scare people off, I don't know what will. The man gives me nightmares.

Oddworld can't be dead. If it is, then because of that and the Twilight movie I think I may just have to check back into the loony bin.

[Strike Witch]

Hi.

I'm the local animetardette.

[Anonyman!]

Hi.

I'm the local animetardette.

At least you're not a narutard.

If Richard O'Brien doesn't scare people off, I don't know what will. The man gives me nightmares.

We have a crack team of trolls and homosexuals employed to keep the riff raff out, also I notice you're in the same country as me, is God pissing on where you live too?

Regardless, double welcome. Who were the crazy people ye mentioned?

[Bullet Magnet]

Ah, a good member! Enter, and prepare for the hazing.

[Chocolate Hunter]

The riff-raff are the illiterate psychos. I don't have a problem with illiterate people or psychos, but if you tick both boxes then I'm gonna get awfully mad.

P.S: Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against Richard O'Brien. But have you seen him in Crystal Maze? All of that stuff about his mother was pretty creepy.

[Strike Witch]

I love the words riff-raff. It's audio sex to me, almost as good as J-pop.

[Chocolate Hunter]

Ah, a good member!

You sound oddly surprised ... . Do they not come along often? Damn! And I thought I was finally on to something here. I'm starting to rethink my membership. How do I get out of this cult? Do I have to do anything ... (gulp) ... unnatural?

[Chocolate Hunter]

I love the words riff-raff. It's audio sex to me, almost as good as J-pop.

I like the word 'egregious'. It sounds tinny.

[Strike Witch]

God yes.

[Anonyman!]

Word of caution. Don't double post. Not trying to get wanna-be mod on you, but people get real butthurt over that.

And yes. He's creepy. I posted the picture because you said riffraff. As is Rocky Horror. As in ignore it. Please.

[Wings of Fire]

The riff-raff are the illiterate psychos. I don't have a problem with illiterate people or psychos, but if you tick both boxes then I'm gonna get awfully mad.

We do not talk about them!

Next transgression will have you fed to the Alcar, he is a homosexual of beastly proportions.
Or so I hear

[Anonyman!]

I used to question how one could rate that.

Then I came here.

No more questioning.

[Nate]

Next transgression will have you fed to the Alcar, he is a homosexual of beastly proportions.
Or so I hear

Only in his mind. A drunken grope was all it took to disabuse me of that notion.

[Wil]

You and your groping. I’ll bet you weren’t even drunk.

[AlienMagi]

good people.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT


(one of the psychos.)

[OddjobAbe]

Welcome, dear member. Most new folk here tend to write in what appears to be a foreign language, so it's nice to see someone with brains.

[shaman]

hey chocolate hunter!

you may not leave...

[OANST]

Word of caution. Don't double post. Not trying to get wanna-be mod on you, but people get real butthurt over that.

You fucking b/tard piece of shit. What sort of illiterate imbecile talks like that? I mean, seriously.


Sorry, I just noticed that you were lamenting the loss of the trolls and figured I should remind you I still exist. I no longer troll but I still have the capacity, damn it.

Anywho.....Welcome, new person.