Kill time in the elevator

Oddey · #1 05-15-2008, 10:34 AM

What would you do in an elevator to kill time? This is assuming you were going up a skyscraper with either people in the elevator or nobody in the elevator.

... I have nothing to contribute at the moment. But my sister does: Use a whoopee cushion to make a fart sound and get into an arguement about who it was.

Zerox · #2 05-15-2008, 10:55 AM

Sit on the floor in the corner for 15 minutes. Pretty much what happened in Hong Kong...stupid bust thing.

Moosh da Outlaw · #3 05-15-2008, 11:02 AM

Stand in elevator for thirty minutes, or for as much time as needed to go insane from looping elevator music. Unscrew the lightbulb from the ceiling and take out the whick. Use it to pick open the metal plate containing the up and down buttons. Spit on your hand, stick it in the metal wires, and commit suicide.
That's all I got.

Matriar · #4 05-15-2008, 11:05 AM

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... I have nothing to contribute at the moment. But my sister does: Use a whoopee cushion to make a fart sound and get into an arguement about who it was.

This made me chuckle, nice idea.
But I wonder how exactly that turned out when your sis actually tried it. People can be extremly touchy when it comes to humor.

Wings of Fire · #5 05-15-2008, 11:18 AM

/Fapfapfap

AMIRITE?

***Alcar*** · #6 05-15-2008, 11:53 AM

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/Fapfapfap

I would have, but I was with three of my other friends. That, and I felt guilty as it was me who caused us to miss the movie and get stuck in the lift for over an hour.

Alcar...

Havoc · #7 05-15-2008, 12:10 PM

Fart...

Best thing to do when you're in an elevator full of people. Keeps me entertained for hours after the fact.

OANST · #8 05-15-2008, 02:37 PM

Shove a coke bottle up my ass and jerk off unto a saltine which I then eat.

I'm an aristocrat.

Havoc · #9 05-15-2008, 03:52 PM

You really HAVE lost all your funny material...

OANST · #10 05-15-2008, 03:55 PM

There is something wrong with me today. I dunno. Maybe I'm only funny when attacking other people. God, I gotta find someone to troll.

***Alcar*** · #11 05-15-2008, 03:55 PM

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Shove a coke bottle up my ass and jerk off unto a saltine which I then eat.

I'm an aristocrat.

I usually save that for the shower, but okay.

Alcar...

Havoc · #12 05-15-2008, 03:57 PM

I just know you mean that too... ewww.

***Alcar*** · #13 05-15-2008, 04:12 PM

While I'd like to admit to using Coke bottles (merely for the fact that I'm psuedo-shitting on American consumerism), it's usually my faithful shampoo/conditioner bottle that I experiment with

Alcar...

Havoc · #14 05-15-2008, 04:34 PM

Right...

How about pressing all the buttons on a 60 story building and then getting off on then next floor, then do it again.

Alf Shall Rise · #15 05-15-2008, 07:41 PM

Uh...

Bring a realistic toy spider and toss it onto the floor. I guess.

Bullet Magnet · #16 05-15-2008, 07:52 PM

Think. I'm good at that, and elevators sound like a fine place to do so.

Too bad I usually take the stairs.

mudling · #17 05-15-2008, 10:56 PM

Listen to the awesome music, what else?
but apparently this porblem hasn't been addressed in the future, even advanced alien speacies have to result to elevator music as apparent in Mass Effect.

Laser · #18 05-16-2008, 12:33 AM

keep doing this:

till my eyes fall out

mudling · #19 05-16-2008, 03:21 AM

Actually, I think the rest of the people's eyes will fall out first.
I remember when I went on my 6 month holiday, and somewhere in china, my brother and I used to press all of the buttons on the elevator, but stay on, so people would come on, and just look at us, of course, I was 8-10 so all I did was laugh.
I wish I actually did ride more elevators, but even though I live in the biggest city in the country, I can't help but feel that it's not big enough, vertically at least, I hardly ever need to go in skyscrapers these days, must not be important enough.
Always dreamed of living in a city like the one in starwars, where you never even have to touch the ground, some citys like hong kong and shang hai are scartching the surface though.

Oddey · #20 05-16-2008, 03:32 AM

Here we go my creativity has gotten into gear. Bring a realistic toy skunk and stand in a corner of a very crowded elevator. Tie a sort of pole to the realistic toy and make it walk into the crowd. Or I might bring a video camera and say I'm filming the elevator for documentation.

OddYouko · #21 05-16-2008, 08:13 AM

If I were ever in an elevator with one person I'd keep poking them repeatedly until they got out. Or with a crowd I'd keep jumping up and down while laughing like a mad man. =/
I just rememberd...I hate going in elevators sometimes.

Fuzzle Guy · #22 05-16-2008, 08:51 AM

Make your phone ring then answer it and make really dodgy phone calls. You could pretend you're a gangster, a secret agent, a terrorist etc. The looks people give you (Or don't give you :P) are awesome.

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I remember when I went on my 6 month holiday, and somewhere in china, my brother and I used to press all of the buttons on the elevator, but stay on, so people would come on, and just look at us, of course, I was 8-10 so all I did was laugh.

You bastard :-0

Someone did that when I was a toddler and everytime the doors opened I went to run out, meaning my Mum had to grab me. She grabbed me and I accidentally tore her cornea in the process

She couldn't see for months.

Did it NEVER occur to you that such a common incident may happen?

Zozo the Zrilufet · #23 05-16-2008, 10:49 AM

Start singing the timewarp, with or without friends whilst jumping around and dancing. Or start singing 'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!' then look at fellow passengers expectantly. Slap someone and blame someone else, bring a puppy with you, widen your eyes, bare your teeth and smile (makes me look psychopathic) at someone and just keep giggling, hug a stranger...So much to do

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Moosh da Outlaw · #24 05-16-2008, 11:00 AM

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Start singing the timewarp, with or without friends whilst jumping around and dancing. Or start singing 'If you're happy and you know it clap your hands!' then look at fellow passengers expectantly.

Or if you really want to piss people off, sing Pocketful of Sunshine.
I GOT A POCKET GOT A POCKETFUL OF SUNSHINE!

Disgruntled Intern · #25 05-16-2008, 11:05 AM

I like spitting on the floor and watching everyone squeeze together to avoid stepping in it.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #26 05-16-2008, 11:05 AM

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts...

Disgruntled Intern · #27 05-16-2008, 12:19 PM

Zozo, you're a stupid little cunt and I really wish you wouldn't post here.

Zozo the Zrilufet · #28 05-16-2008, 12:22 PM

Use the ignore list then 8P, that way I can happily post and you won't see the posts.

Lessee, lift ideas...Singing and dancing particular things is fun. And looking at Icanhascheezburgr if you so happen to have a laptop with you.

mudling · #29 05-16-2008, 01:11 PM

Or you could just do what Borat did.

OANST · #30 05-16-2008, 04:10 PM

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Think. I'm good at that, and elevators sound like a fine place to do so.

Too bad I usually take the stairs.

Too pretentious for words. Seriously, you're a smart guy and all but give me a fucking break.