Secret shame

mudling · #1 04-11-2008, 11:17 PM

Everyone has secrets they are too ashamed or embarrassed to tell anyone, luckly, through the internet, you will be able to talk to others, and never know them.
So with this in mind, what is your secret shame? Ok, you may be judged, but who cares, you'll never see these people in your life.
You can also say embarrassing things you've done in your life, that are of course shameful.
Also, try and keep them tasteful or at least not too disgusting.
Mine:
I almost cried during finding nemo, during the bit where the fish are disgussing the adventures of the dad.
I also managed to do a bycicle kick in a major soccer game... when I was the goal keeper... and we lost.
(Ok, maybe a bad example because it could fit into the "Lousy luck" thread, but you know what I mean.)
*Edit* Also, keep it light hearted if you can, or not too depressing, like "I killed my wife".

Strike Witch · #2 04-12-2008, 02:07 AM

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"I killed my wife".

Quoted and Sigged.

Facsimile · #3 04-12-2008, 02:12 AM

I have plenty, but there's no way I'd discuss them here. Sorry.

Also, why were you riding a bike during a soccer game? I think that's why you lost.

Hobo · #4 04-12-2008, 02:36 AM

I killed Peter's wife.

Salamander · #5 04-12-2008, 02:55 AM

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I also managed to do a bycicle kick in a major soccer game... when I was the goal keeper... and we lost.

Lol! That's great.

I don't really having 'secret shames', there's not really anything in my life I would like "Oh Noez, my life iz ruined!!!!one" if someone found out about it, though I would rather keep several parts of my life to myself.

***Alcar*** · #6 04-12-2008, 05:49 AM

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I killed Peter's wife.

But I just spoke to Tineke...

Secret shame? I have no shame.

Alcar...

Strike Witch · #7 04-12-2008, 06:06 AM

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But I just spoke to Tineke...

Secret shame? I have no shame.

Alcar...

I highlighted this post 5 times but I still didn't find any hidden text.

Anonyman! · #8 04-12-2008, 06:49 AM

Every Wednesday I masturbate covered in peanut butter wearing only socks.

Wings of Fire · #9 04-12-2008, 08:26 AM

I once stole a pile of at least 30 books from my school library with the full intention of giving them back. It was a good ploy, steal two a day and then put them back and take another two.

Long story short I began to miss opportunities to put them back but still wanted more, so I ended up with a huge stash of stolen books under my bed.

I was too much of a coward to own up to it or to try to put them all back so I took all of them one day in a plastic bag and hid them under a tree in a field. I don't believe my schools library ever got them back although I couldnt find them when I checked back a year later.

Mac Sirloin · #10 04-12-2008, 08:53 AM

I've stolen from my workplace, places that I don't work, friends and famil-Oh, these are things we should be ashamed of? Whoops.

Havoc · #11 04-12-2008, 03:49 PM

Mine is public knowledge... which pretty much doesn't make it a secret anymore does it?

Anyway, I like tigers... in that warm fuzzy special way.

Leto · #12 04-12-2008, 09:58 PM

I once smeared shit on my cock.

Is it trolling? Or is it not?

mudling · #13 04-12-2008, 11:34 PM

No but I did say to try and keep it clean and true.

OddjobAbe · #14 04-13-2008, 08:53 AM

I killed my wife.

Anonyman! · #15 04-13-2008, 09:05 AM

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No but I did say to try and keep it clean and true.

Clean!? On the Oddworld Forums? What the hell are you thinking?

Mac Sirloin · #16 04-13-2008, 09:17 AM

I killed my wife.

Bandwagon tiem

Wings of Fire · #17 04-13-2008, 09:42 AM

I killed Mankrik's wife.

A joke possibly only Ghost and Mitsur will get

Mojo · #18 04-13-2008, 10:06 AM

I'm attracted to fresh from the factory furniture. You could say I'm a closet pedophile :P.

But seriously, I have no shame.

Leto · #19 04-13-2008, 01:45 PM

ikilledmywifebandwagon

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No but I did say to try and keep it clean and true.

ok then, I like the smell of paint. This thread just got a whole lot more interesting.

Anonyman! · #20 04-13-2008, 01:46 PM

I voted Republican once.

Havoc · #21 04-13-2008, 02:00 PM

YOU BASTARD!!!

Strike Witch · #22 04-13-2008, 02:12 PM

I used to pad my bra at the beginning of high-school.

Then I gave up when it didn't do anything.

Hobo · #23 04-13-2008, 02:14 PM

Lol....licon

Strike Witch · #24 04-13-2008, 02:20 PM

I love you, Konata Izumi.

Anonyman! · #25 04-13-2008, 03:31 PM

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Lol....licon

Lo..lo..lolicon?

Strike Witch · #26 04-13-2008, 03:40 PM

*sniff* You defile my childhood hero.

Anonyman! · #27 04-13-2008, 03:51 PM

I didn't do it. Mojo did. Lulz.

Strike Witch · #28 04-13-2008, 04:17 PM

Eh, that's G1 Megs anyway.

I prefer Animated Megs.

Mac Sirloin · #29 04-13-2008, 05:22 PM

HALF THE TIME THEIR SPEECH DOESN'T MATCH THEIR MOUTHES

"HI I'M SARI!" LOOKS LIKE "HOORGA BURGA NERGA DURR DURR DURR?"

AND PRIME DOESN'T HAVE HIS REAL VOICE

AND ALL THE ANIMATION IS LAZY AS FUCK

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH

AND G1 MEGS TRANSFORMS INTO A NAZI PISTOL, THIS NEW ONE LOOKS LIKE A PILE OF DICKS WRAPPED IN MOLESTED WEASELS.

Also, I once took a dump on my school grounds and blamed it on some shifty lookig guy from thr apartment complex.

Oh, and fouk year, lolicons FTW.

Strike Witch · #30 04-13-2008, 05:25 PM

I love you too, Kastere.