Is anyone a Goth?

Vanilla ✜ · #1 12-23-2007, 03:23 AM

If your a Goth tell because i a bit lonely and i sure some over goth are lonely to.

Zerox · #2 12-23-2007, 03:45 AM

Any particular reason for starting the same thread twice?

And I think you'll find the answer is no.

***Wil*** · #3 12-23-2007, 04:19 AM

Wait for Xav to get back.

Hobo · #4 12-23-2007, 08:02 AM

This is the worst thread ever.

No I am not a Goth.

Would consider myself a metalhead at a stretch but no way to goth.

Disgruntled Intern · #5 12-23-2007, 08:43 AM

hahahaha

'goth'

Nice TokiDoki sig, dolt.

Paul · #6 12-23-2007, 08:54 AM

Yay lets all sterotype ourselves!

abe is now! · #7 12-23-2007, 11:07 AM

I am a goth no more. I was goth when I posted two movies in the stupid shits thread.

Strike Witch · #8 12-23-2007, 11:33 AM

My Mum was a Goth.

Leto · #9 12-23-2007, 12:00 PM

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I am a goth no more. I was goth when I posted two movies in the stupid shits thread.

Wasn't that like a week ago?

HAI GUYZ I EM GOF. A happy goth who wears lots of bright colours who isn't into blood or death or anything.

Mac Sirloin · #10 12-23-2007, 12:14 PM

When is the last time you heard anyone other than an ignorant 11 year old ask the 'Goth' question?

Christ.

***Xavier*** · #11 12-23-2007, 12:19 PM

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Wait for Xav to get back.

I don't believe I'm really like the goth stereotype... lets just say I'm into way too much metal and have dark tastes

Havoc · #12 12-23-2007, 02:02 PM

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If your a Goth tell because i a bit lonely and i sure some over goth are lonely to.

You're not Goth, you're Emo!

Mac Sirloin · #13 12-23-2007, 02:20 PM

No, she's got a case of OTB, On The Bandwagon.

MA · #14 12-23-2007, 03:08 PM

i am a 1950's farmer throw-back.
god, morels were good and strong back then, and the flatcap was a necessity.

none o' these 'goths' and 'emos', an' all these 'prisoner rights' an' bloody 'gay marriages'.

...thats gonna' kick up a stink with some self-righteous air-head...

Mac Sirloin · #15 12-23-2007, 03:16 PM

Jesus Christ, stop using the all of goddamn comma's up.

skillyaslig · #16 12-23-2007, 03:28 PM

dunno, I feel depressed somedays, does that make me a goth?

MA · #17 12-23-2007, 03:34 PM

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Jesus Christ, stop using the all of goddamn comma's up.

jesus christ, come back when you can write a sentence that makes sense.

stop trying to wind me up, or i shall stick my boot up your arse.

Disgruntled Intern · #18 12-23-2007, 03:43 PM

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jesus christ, come back when you can write a sentence that makes sense.

stop trying to wind me up, or i shall stick my boot up your arse.

If you really want to be offensive, why don't you just confirm my suspicions by admitting that you enjoy sodomizing the livestock?

Fucking inbred yokel.

Mutual Friend · #19 12-23-2007, 04:03 PM

I'd certainly like to think people would consider me a goth.

Disgruntled Intern · #20 12-23-2007, 04:08 PM

You smell too pretty to be a viking.

***Nate*** · #21 12-23-2007, 05:27 PM

If my mates are anything to go by; no people over the age of 14 consider themselves goths. The general self-description is "I'm not a goth; I just go to goth clubs".

Disgruntled Intern · #22 12-23-2007, 05:51 PM

Or as my friends say:

"I'm not goth. I just like porking goth girls because they're so indifferent that they don't mind when I give it to 'em in the poop chute."

My friends are classy.

OANST · #23 12-23-2007, 06:33 PM

Goth girls have the sex. Well known fact.

Kimon · #24 12-23-2007, 07:20 PM

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HAI GUYZ I EM GOF. A happy goth who wears lots of bright colours who isn't into blood or death or anything.

wat r u gey? lol

Ahem, it seems to me that Goths have mostly died out in recent years. Although, hey, funny side story:

I had a goth experience a couple months ago when myself and girlfriend went to her friends house in Brooklyn. One of the guys roomates was goth to the max, complete with painted black room, red lights, creepy Vasquezesque drawings (ooh, artist!) and bass-heavy synth anger. So we played a card game where the loser had to be hogtied and smascked up with a wooden stick. It ended up being my girlfriend, who received a potato to bite on whilst being beaten.

And that's what happens when goth stops being a phaaaaaaase!!!

MA · #25 12-24-2007, 03:12 AM

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If you really want to be offensive, why don't you just confirm my suspicions by admitting that you enjoy sodomizing the livestock?

Fucking inbred yokel.

ive already admitted this! helps fertility.

you already have the ring in yer nose, so i spose i could stick you in the bull pen for serving.

OT: goths are attention seeking sods.

Hobo · #26 12-24-2007, 07:32 AM

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Or as my friends say:

"I'm not goth. I just like porking goth girls because they're so indifferent that they don't mind when I give it to 'em in the poop chute."

My friends are classy.

Like your friends

Mutual Friend · #27 12-24-2007, 11:33 AM

Kids says the damndest things.

Bullet Magnet · #28 12-24-2007, 12:46 PM

...Fairly sure the Goths died out in the sixth century.

***Nate*** · #29 12-24-2007, 04:37 PM

I would so love to see dark ages Goths vs modern Goths in a tag-team deathmatch. The skinny, white bitches would be snapped like a toothpick.

Leto · #30 12-24-2007, 09:32 PM

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...Fairly sure the Goths died out in the sixth century.

I'm pretty sure you're wrong there.

probably gonna start a 'word that used to mean one thing but now is socially accepted as another' debate?