Me: Enter stage left, Sanity: Exit stage right

[Wings of Fire]

Good tidings to all, I'm Joe and I'm new. May your saddlebags be forever overflowing and your loins forever fruitful.
So anyway yeah hi /wave I decided to join this loony bin (Read: Delightful forum) because I was getting to the point with a couple of my friends that i was able to understand one word in five they were saying (joke ) so some of you already know and love me but for the thousands who don't I say 'Hello' in the rather middle class English accent I apparently have.
One more thing . Firstly I am very new to roleplaying, i have indulged (Ye gods i sound snobby) in some with some of my friends but this is the first proper forumy thingy I've been on and also unfortunately I lost my disc two of Exodus and refuse steadfast to buy an Xbox just for Fable, Oddworld and Viva Pinata now the second has been discontinued :P so I'm a tad lore starved....It would help if anyone could direct me somewhere i could find stuffz out 'cos all the websites I've been on thus far seem to be only half complete as far as lore is concerned ¬¬.

Hoping I won't get pariahed by you all.
Joe/Brunzal/Lordventuri (depends where you know me from :P)

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Josephiiine...8D Well there is the Oddworld library for lorey stuffs, I think Max the Mug had a link in his signature C8.

[Wings of Fire]

I blame you lot for her >:P, I've only known her myself for half a year but i heard rumors that she used to be sane.

And also ^^ Yay my first reply Teh only way is up

[Hobo]

Oh shit oh shit oh shit. I just noticed your sig.

Symphony X!

[Wings of Fire]

Tis a good song a better album and a brilliant band nice to see they aint as unknown as i thought.

[Hobo]

No, they are not unknown by people with good taste.

[Wings of Fire]

^^ I happen to be a power metal fan of doom. Ever heard of Dream Theatre? Edguy? Blind Guardian?

[Hobo]

What do you mean have I heard of Dream Theater? I saw Symphony X support them at Wembley Arena in October. Good stuff.

There's also a mistake in your sig. Go to a lyrics website and compare

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

No, they are not unknown by people with good taste.

(Smacks Hobo) No. Bad Hobo....Wait, is he insulting or not? Derr...(Processing, 0.03%)...(Brain has encoutered a problem and needs to do something else. We are sorry for the inconvenience)

I blame you lot for her >:P, I've only known her myself for half a year but i heard rumors that she used to be sane.

And also ^^ Yay my first reply Teh only way is up

All rumours are lies.

[Wings of Fire]

¬¬At this juncture i could either thank you dearly for picking it up or be annoyed at you for picking it up

I think i shall thank you as I would like to think of myself as that kind of person and thank you for the tip but i think i'll look in my gorgeous lyric booklet Fallen angels in Darth Vader masks ftw

Higher it is, Thanks mate I could have forever looked noobish....well more noobish

And also 'You and I' >.< Today is not my day

[Hobo]

Tip 1: Edit button is your friend, don't triple post or double post. Will merge for you

[Zozo the Zrilufet]

Yah, there is an edit button at the button and if you has posts in a row people get sad...8D All the newbies forget the edit button. www.Icanhascheezburger.com .

[Wings of Fire]

¬¬ I so didn't want to do anything stupid on my first day. Sorry

[Laser]

has the same name as me.

Joes FTW.

[OANST]

Someone smells like masturbation and cheap cologne. Who is it? Raise your hand.

[Hobo]

*raises hand*

[Wings of Fire]

I wear perfume, have you tried masturbating to the smell of cologne?

[Mutual Friend]

some of you already know and love me but for the thousands who don't I say 'Hello' in the rather middle class English accent I apparently have.

Urgh. Out. Now.

I wear perfume, have you tried masturbating to the smell of cologne?

What? As an integral part, or just an incidental detail?

Hey, has anyone tried stripping paint while listening to whale singing?

[Hobo]

Urgh. Out. Now.

Bloody northern types.

[Wings of Fire]

Yay I've made new acquaintances and only about half of them are pariahing me so far....I consider this a win

[MA]

Hobo's on a roll, he's already closed 2 threads today...
#its the final countdown!#

MF amuses me, but im afraid i cannot agree with him on this.
welcome, WOF...hmmm, yes WOF.

[Wings of Fire]

Thats WoF to you ma

[Strike Witch]

Massive Fail.

[Disgruntled Intern]

Agreed.

+10 char.

[Leto]

Using word Fail = Fail

Hey, has anyone tried stripping paint while listening to whale singing?

Actually, yes.

[oddyssey]

lol dis seems funs, meh i joinz? how are you hun.....ehh i meen joe hehe see ya laters

[Wings of Fire]

¬¬ Well that wasn't obvious and this isn't spam........(awaits Fail of epic proportions)

[Alcar]

If I could be bothered I'd go in and fiddle with the templates and award you a whole page worth of blinking rainbow-coloured FAILS.

Alcar...

[Hobo]

lol dis seems funs, meh i joinz? how are you hun.....ehh i meen joe hehe see ya laters

Eh?

Cut the crack

[Slig 7665]

Yay another loony person who sort of know in a way.