The BBC is to remake the Nativity for "modern" audiences. Now I'm not that religious, but I think this is fuckin' stupid. The story of Jesus Christ being set thousands of years ago worked for the generation I grew up in, why the fuck won't it work this time? I bet the BBC wouldn't dare do this kind of shit to Islam.
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well, thats the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Jesus in the modern time? pfft, what next, Santa as a hippy and thin? Jesus is someone who is just someone that TV doesnt need to screw about with (and I am NOT religeous), they should just leave him alone damnit
So, Catherine Tate as Mary, Tom Baker as a Wise Man, and those guys from Little Britain as Jesus and Joseph?
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If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
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On the other hand, high school boys are
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Having read the changes, they are essentially the exact modern equivalents. If there was a second coming, and it was as humble as the first, that is quite close to what it would look like.
You have to wonder, how much temporal leeway would someone have telling this story before it becomes controversial. Still, they also moved it to Liverpool, which is somewhat more peaceful than modern day Bethlehem.
well, thats the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Jesus in the modern time? pfft, what next, Santa as a hippy and thin? Jesus is someone who is just someone that TV doesnt need to screw about with (and I am NOT religeous), they should just leave him alone damnit
Sometimes things just need a fresh start and the bible was long due for one anyway.
well, thats the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Jesus in the modern time? pfft, what next, Santa as a hippy and thin? Jesus is someone who is just someone that TV doesnt need to screw about with (and I am NOT religeous), they should just leave him alone damnit
It's fine, it's not attempting to 'enlighten the masses' everyone knows the story everyone likes the story it's just an interesting twist on it.
Jesus should be born in a white ghetto, like Bensonhurst, Pine Bluffs, Venice Beach, or the shittier parts of Salinas and lousy trailer parks.
That would be neat.
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R.I.P. H.S.T.
I wanna have El Scrabino's man babies.
I know what you mean. The New Testament is getting pretty old now.
I vote Havoc as author of the Newer Testament!
"All that stuff was crap.
The End.
Also: Tigers.
-Havoc"
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
My bible would feature a lot of tiger worshiping, stupidity would be rewarded with a shotgun and it would be morally okay to catapult babies against walls.
Dude. my Cthulhu cult beats your religion any day. It comes packed with Swedish Heavy Metal Bands!
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
We're not so much a cult as a group of fanatical, blade-wielding zealots.
Technically.
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Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
If we were girls, we could get popular by doing anything:
rock band, jazz band,
karate, kendo, mahjong, cyborg, synchronized swimming...
On the other hand, high school boys are
useless outside battle and sports anime.
But they're recklessly trying to make a slice-of-life anime about us.
Ah, we are high school boys,
the miserable high school boys.
Ey Jesus! Ere's sum bling, Axe, 'n' a car stereo.
