You may wonder why I'm up at this time in the morning on my birthday. Well, I'd like to finish off my champagne and get blottoed. I always have champagne from the fridge at five in the morning on the birthday. It is a comfort.
And yes, even 37 year olds do have birthdays! Not as good as the birthdays younger folk get - all birthdays are for when you're my age is an excuse to get pissed out of your bleeding skull.
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
Hehe Happy birthday Sam, I didn't miss it did I?
Have fun being drunk off your ass
No, you didn't miss it. I've decided to get 'drunk off my ass' when the clock strikes 7pm. Then an even bigger hangover sends me it's regards in the morning. Thank you very much.
And thank you, AbeIsNow and Jordan
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
Thank you very much, all. I had quite a nice night. I don't remember well what was going on as I was pissed out of my head, but according to a friend of mine named Andrew, I spent over £100 and bought a second Nintendo DS and deliberately broke it. I send my apologies to fine craftmanship (sorry if I don't make sense - I have a terrible hangover).
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A man walks into a zoo. There's nothing there but one dog. It was a shih-tzu.
Even 37 year olds have Birthdays....
He should be coming up to Sheffield soon, too. 
