Theme Magog: An (Unofficial) Game of Corporate Insanity Matched Only By Enron
Enjoy. Inspired by Dripik. I spent most of the day doing this thing.
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Theme Magog: Rise of the Triumvirate
By Patrick
Note: The region is much the like the region of SimCity 4, and “sectors” like cities.
Bosses (Player Avatars):
The bosses are all in competition, and the player chooses the role of one.
1. General Dripik
• This Boss has the strongest emphasis on defence, reducing the costs of all Defensive structures by 25% and the costs of buying and the upkeep for Defensive units. Dripik’s background also ensures a higher rate of morale among his employees, thus ensuring that employees work longer and harder for lower upkeep.
2. Director Phleg
• This Boss has the strongest emphasis on industry, increasing the overall output of Production structures by 10% and reducing the need for structural upkeep by 30%. Phleg’s background in mining also enables him access to a greater store of geographical knowledge, and so he is able to detect within a wide radius any Wild lairs or creatures.
3. Vice President Aslik
• This Boss has the strongest emphasis on finance, increasing the overall Moolah output of his company by 5%, reducing costs of bought goods by 10%, and enabling Feeco networks to be constructed at half price. Aslik’s strong connections with his Feeco network also enable him to recruit Vykker units from any Mixed class settlements.
Classes of Settlements;
By Size;
1. Village; A small Settlement containing 1-1000 Inhabitants. Typically Native
2. Town, a moderately sized Settlement containing 1000-100,000 inhabitants. Can be either Native or Industrial.
3. City; A large Settlement containing Inhabitant numbers in the 100,000 to 250,000 (generally the limit in Southern Mudos) range. Typically Industrial
By Primary Residence;
1. Industrial; A good marketing capability, and the ability to draw Guards, Puds, Vykkers, and Interns. Most common type of city.
2. Native; No marketing capability, but the ability to draw Scrubs, Psychics, Idealists, and Spirits. Average in rarity.
3. Port City; Moderate marketing capability, and the rarest city in the game, typically no more than 1 or 2 even on the largest maps. The only way to acquire Special Labour (Chronicler’s, Gloktigi, Wolvarks, Oktigi) and the favour of External Forces (Molluck, Maggie, the Oddworld Mafia, the Khanzumerz)
Units;
Name Cost to hire/train (in Moolah) Time it would take to upgrade naturally to this level from the previous one Upkeep (Extracted every 4 months) Facility required to train to this level Facility of Rest Sphere of Work Administrative/Working capability (figures for Mudokon, Intern, and Slig workers are based on medium sized facilities, subtract or add 7 (for Mudokons) or 3 (for Sligs and Interns) to the number required (to a minimum of 1) for small and large facilities, respectively); Role
Scrub $50 N/A $10 N/A Zulag Quarters Production 30 per production facility The doing of work no one else will do, and the alternate duty of construction, maintenance, and sanitation.
Veteran Scrub $100 2 years $30 Slavery 101 Zulag Quarters Production 20 per production facility The doing of work no one else will do, at a faster rate, and the alternate duty of construction, maintenance, and sanitation.
Proletariat $120 5 years $50 Slavery 101 Zulag Quarters Production 10 per production The doing of work no one else will do, at a fast rate, and the alternate duty of construction, maintenance, and sanitation.
Psychic $100 N/A $20 Oddentology Channel Lounge Mudokon Cell (Upgrade to facility) Production 1 per Mudokon Cell The beaming of subliminal messages and the estrangement of Mudokon cultural icons. No other duties.
Weirdo $250 1 year $50 Oddentology Channel Lounge Mudokon Cell (Upgrade to facility) Production 1 per Mudokon Cell The beaming of subliminal messages and the estrangement of Mudokon cultural icons at a faster rate. No other duties.
Mind Slave $400 2 years $80 Oddentology Channel Lounge Mudokon Cell (Upgrade to facility, permanent residence) Production 1 per Mudokon Cell The beaming of subliminal messages and the estrangement of Mudokon cultural icons at a fast rate. No other duties.
Idealist $100 N/A $15 How to Make Friends and Influence Inhabitants Book Club Mudokon Cell (Upgrade to facility, permanent residence) Production 1 per Mudokon Cell Demonstration of the futility of trying to escape and the complete psychological destruction of hope and pride. No other duties. Must be killed to truly fulfill his purpose, else will actually lower morale.
Leader $250 1 year $25 How to Make Friends and Influence Inhabitants Book Club Mudokon Cell (Upgrade to facility, permanent residence) Production 1 per Mudokon Cell Demonstration of the futility of trying to escape and the complete psychological destruction of hope and pride. No other duties. Must be killed to truly fulfill his purpose, else will actually lower morale.
Lightning Rod $500 2 years $50 How to Make Friends and Influence Inhabitants Book Club Mudokon Cell (Upgrade to facility, permanent residence) Production 1 per Mudokon Cell Demonstration of the futility of trying to escape and the complete psychological destruction of hope and pride. No other duties. Must be killed to truly fulfill his purpose, else will actually lower morale.
Wolvark $750 N/A $300 N/A Guest Area
(Zulag Quarters) Special Labour (Production) N/A No primary duty, merely the alternate duty of repairing facilities and functioning as limited defensive units.
Pud $500 4 years $200 N/A Executive Office Financial 1 per Production/Financial facility The administration and running of Production and Financial facilities.
Chump $800 13 years $300 Big Daddy’s Store of Executive Delights Executive Office Financial 1 per 2 Production/Financial facilities The administration and running of Production and Financial facilities at a faster rate.
Wanna-be $1000 25 years $400 Big Daddy’s Store of Executive Delights Executive Office Financial 1 per 3 Production/Financial facilities The administration and running of Production and Financial facilities at an even faster rate
Big Cheese $100,000 N/A $500 N/A (Must engage in direct mentoring with the Boss himself) Administrator’s Office Financial 1 per 4 Production/Financial facilities The delegation of the Boss’ duties sectorially and the administration and running of Production and Financial facilities at an extremely fast rate. ONLY 1 ALLOWED PER SECTOR.
Chronicler $2000 N/A $400 N/A Executive Office Special Labour (Financial) 1 per 4 Financial facilities Being living shields against the forces of litigation and The administration and running of Financial facilities at an extremely fast rate.
Bouncer $100 N/A $50 N/A Slig Barracks Defensive 15 per Production/Financial/Research facility The security of Production facilities and the alternate duty of maintaining defense against enemy incursion.
Popper $300 N/A $150 Boot Camp Slig Barracks Defensive 10 per Production/Financial/Research facility The security of Production facilities and the alternate duty of maintaining defense against enemy incursion.
Sniper $1000 N/A $300 Boot Camp Slig Barracks Defensive 5 per Production/Financial/Research facility The security of Production facilities and the alternate duty of maintaining defense against enemy incursion.
Big Bro $1200 N/A $400 Barry the Sligs Steroidomatic
(Upgrade to Boot Camp) Slig Barracks Defensive 2 per Production/Financial/Research facility The security of Production facilities and the alternate duty of maintaining defense against enemy incursion.
Greeter $1500 N/A $500 Greeter Charger Greeter Factory Defensive 3 per Production/Financial/Research facility The security of Production facilities and the alternate duty of maintaining defense against enemy incursion.
Gloktigi $1500 N/A $400 Gloktigi Pen N/A Special Labour (Defensive) N/A Highly powerful unit capable of single handedly taking down a small army. No primary duties. ONLY TWO ALLOWED PER SECTOR.
Vykker Sawbones $1500 N/A $400 Lecter Wing (Upgrade to Vykker Academy) Vykker Suite Defensive N/A Expensive and powerful unit with no primary duties but the alternate duty of healing friendly units and brutalizing the enemy.
Vykker Scientist $400 3 years $150 N/A Vykker Suite Research 1 per Research facility The administration of Research facilities.
Egghead $700 10 years $300 Vykker Academy Vykker Suite Research 1 per 2 Research facilities The administration of Research facilities at a faster pace.
Brainiac $1500 N/A $500 Vykker Academy Vykker Suite Research 1 per 3 Research facilities The administration of Research facilities at a fast pace.
Intern Worker $250 1 year $75 N/A Opod Shop Research 11 per Research facility The doing of lab work.
Intern Assistant $300 3 years $150 Internal Affairs Opod Shop Research 8 per Research facility The doing of lab work at a faster pace.
Intern Junior Scientist $400 N/A $200 Internal Affairs Opod Shop Research 5 per Research facility The doing of lab work at a fast pace.
Oktigi $1500 N/A N/A N/A N/A Espionage N/A The performance of espionage and counterespionage duties. No alternate duties
Buildings:
NOTE: ALL ZULAG, PRODUCTION, RESEARCH, FINANCIAL AND REST BUILDINGS CAN BE STACKED ON TOP OF EACH OTHER IN A SIMTOWER/CIVCITY ROME INSULAE AND SHOP TYPE FASHION UP TO A MAXIMUM OF 10 LEVELS. PULLEYS WILL AUTOMATICALLY BE INSTALLED.
Name Cost Research Cost Upkeep (Upkeep (Extracted every 4 months) Sphere of Work Role
Hallway N/A N/A N/A N/A Generic connectors between Zulags.
Ball Car Station $3000 $150,000 $500 N/A A faster way of transporting up to 10 units across intersectorial distances. Is automated and thus requires no workers.
Small Zulag $800 N/A $80 N/A A small generic area for facilities to be constructed in.
Medium Zulag $1500 $200,000 $100 N/A A medium generic area for facilities to be constructed in.
Large Zulag $2000 $300,000 $200 N/A A large generic area for facilities to be constructed in.
Small Meatgrinding Area $1000 N/A $100 Production A facility capable of producing up to 500 Meat products per month at full power.
Medium Meatgrinding Area $5000 $100,000 $200 Production A facility capable of producing up to 1500 Meat products per month at full power.
Large Meatgrinding Area $10,000 $300,000 $300 Production A facility capable of producing up to 5000 Meat products per month at full power.
Small Brewery Area $1000 N/A $100 Production A facility capable of producing up to 500 Brewery products per month at full power.
Medium Brewery Area $5000 $100,000 $200 Production A facility capable of producing up to 1500 Brewery products per month at full power.
Large Brewery Area $10,000 $300,000 $300 Production A facility capable of producing up to 5000 Brewery products per month at full power.
Small Chemistry Area $1000 N/A $100 Production A facility capable of producing up to 500 Cosmetic products per month at full power.
Medium Chemistry Area $5000 $150,000 $200 Production A facility capable of producing up to 1500 Cosmetic products per month at full power.
Large Chemistry Area $10,000 $300,000 $300 Production A facility capable of producing up to 5000 Cosmetic products per month at full power.
Small Mechanical Area $10,000 $200,000 $100 Production A facility capable of producing up to 20 Mechanical products per month at full power.
Medium Mechanical Area $25,000 $500,000 $200 Production A facility capable of producing up to 50 Mechanical products per month at full power.
Large Mechanical Area $50,000 $1,000,000 $300 Production A facility capable of producing up to 75 Mechanical products per month at full power.
Small Packaging Area $1000 N/A $100 Production A facility capable of packaging up to 500 products per month at full power.
Medium Packaging Area $5000 $150,000 $200 Production A facility capable of packaging up to 1500 products per month at full power.
Large Packaging Area $10,000 $500,000 $300 Production A facility capable of packaging up to 5000 products per month at full power.
Small Marketing Office $2000 N/A $500 Financial A facility that helps in selling projects to various cities, at full capacity increasing product sales in a single city (regardless of levels) by 5%
Medium Marketing Office $5000 $200,000 $1000 Financial A facility that helps in selling projects to various cities, at full capacity increasing product sales in a single city (regardless of levels) by 10%
Large Marketing Office`s $10,000 $450,000 $1500 Financial A facility that helps in selling projects to various cities, at full capacity increasing product sales in a single city (regardless of levels) by 15%
Small Laboratory $5000 N/A $1000 Research A facility that helps research new technologies, improve existing ones, and increase espionage possibilities.
Medium Laboratory $8000 $300,000 $1500 Research A facility that helps research new technologies, improve existing ones, and increase espionage possibilities at a faster rate.
Large Laboratory $12,000 $800,000 $2500 Research A facility that helps research new technologies, improve existing ones, and increase espionage possibilities at a moderate rate.
Slog Hut $1000 $50,000 $300 Defensive A facility that holds Slogs, which increase Slig efficiency and morale permanently until killed.
Greeter Factory $2000 $100,000 $1000 Production/Defensive A facility that builds Greeters and requires workers, guards, and administration to function
Gun Nest $1500 $100,000 $800 Defensive A facility that can hold up to 10 Sligs, who can shoot and defend unimpeded.
Slavery 101 $3000 $100,000 $200 N/A A facility that helps train Mudokon worker units.
Oddentology Channel Lounge $4000 $150,000 $500 N/A A facility that helps train Mudokon psychic worker units.
How to Make Friends and Influence Inhabitants $4000 $150,000 $500 N/A A facility that helps train Mudokon leader units.
Big Daddy’s Store of Executive Delights $5000 $300,000 $800 N/A A facility that helps train Glukkons from Pud’s to Chumps to Wanna-be’s
Boot Camp $3500 $150,000 $500 N/A A facility that helps train Slig units.
Vykker Academy $5000 $200,000 $750 N/A A facility that helps train Vykker units
Internal Affairs $1500 $200,000 $500 N/A A facility that helps train Intern units
Small Zulag Quarters $1000 N/A $300 N/A A Mudokon and Wolvark rest facility capable of holding 5 Wolvarks (with Guest Quarters upgrade) and 20 Mudokons.
Medium Zulag Quarters $1500 $100,000 $500 N/A A Mudokon and Wolvark rest facility capable of holding 10 Wolvarks (with Guest Quarters upgrade) and 30 Mudokons.
Large Zulag Quarters $2000 $300,000 $800 N/A A Mudokon and Wolvark rest facility capable of holding 15 Wolvarks (with Guest Quarters upgrade) and 40 Mudokons.
Small Slig Barracks $1000 N/A $300 N/A A Slig rest facility capable of holding 15 Sligs.
Medium Slig Barracks $1500 $130,000 $500 N/A A Slig rest facility capable of holding 20 Sligs.
Large Slig Barracks $2000 $200,000 $700 N/A A Slig rest facility capable of holding 30 Sligs.
Executive Office $1000 N/A $500 N/A A Pud, Chump, Wanna-be and Chronicler rest facility capable of holding 1 of these units.
Administrative Office $4000 $300,000 $1500 N/A A Big Cheese rest facility capable of holding the sectorial administrator. Is highly secured and packs the power of a Gloktigi in its defensive systems.
Greeter Charger $2000 $100,000 $1000 N/A Greeter rest facility capable of charging up to 5 Greeters at once.
Vykker Suite $2000 $1000 N/A A Vykker rest facility capable of holding up to 2 Vykkers
Small Opod Shop $1000 N/A $300 N/A An Intern rest facility capable of holding 5 Interns
Medium Opod Shop $1500 $100,000 $500 N/A An Intern rest facility capable of holding 8 Interns
Large Opod Shop $2000 $200,000 $550 N/A An Intern rest facility capable of holding 17 Interns
Gloktigi Pen $2500 $100,000 $500 N/A A Gloktigi rest facility capable of holding 2 Gloktigi (the max allowed)
FeeCo Station $10,000 N/A $500 N/A Required to build a FeeCo Network between sectors, which enables goods and Inhabitants to be transported 10 times faster than on foot.
Products;
Name Cost to Research Type of Product Cost to Manufacture (per item) Base Selling Price
Mystery Meats N/A (Starter product) Meat $10 $15
Paramite Pies $100,000 Meat $25 $30
Scrab Cakes $150,000 Meat $40 $60
Mudokon Pops $200,000 Meat $60 $100
Mudale N/A (Starter product) Brewery $20 $25
Oil n’ Spit $100,000 Brewery $10 $20
Chug A Lugga $150,000 Brewery $20 $40
Soulstorm Brew $250,000 Brewery $30 $75
Baby Chow $100,000 Chemical $20 $40
Butt Flo $200,000 Chemical $30 $50
Vaniline $300,000 Chemical $50 $60
Humphrey and Irwin’s Ambigious Beauty Kit $400,000 Chemical $60 $200
Bumpkissmobile $10,000,000 Vehicles $250 $1000
Vykker Utility Vehicle $25,000,000 Vehicles $3000 $5000
Moneysucker 2,500,000 XY Super Fly Mega Giga Exclusive Platinum Mobile $50,000,000
Glock- A Blimp My Vehicle Production $1,000,000,000 Vehicle $10,000 $100,000
External Forces;
There are 4 External Forces capable of granting favours when relations with them are at certain levels. These favours can only be summoned every 3 years. If relations with them are at zero, one of four things will happen;
Molluck: The loss of the game via firing
Maggie: An even worse fate of a cinematic of all of one’s holdings being blasted to pieces by the Magog Army. Then firing… out of a cannon, into the sun.
Oddworld Mafia: The Oddworld Mafia will send an army of Oktigi thugs to try and kill your boss. If you win, favour will go back up to 10, and you will get $100,000 in payment from the Oddfather in respect of your abilities.
Khanzumerz: The siphoning of half your assets in order to re-establish diplomatic relations, which will bring relations up to 30 again.
Molluck;
50-65: Subsidy. A gift of $25,000, no strings attached, but with the restriction of only being able to be summoned when coffers are $250,000 or less.
65-75: Meech Munchies Sample. A gift that can be used to instantly restore your boss to full health.
75-80: Speech Class. A benefit that causes your boss to give a speech that rouses all Meat workers across the region by 5%.
80-90: Big Cheese. Grants a Big Cheese to your boss for the cost of $1500
90-100: Visit. Molluck himself comes and visits whatever sector your Boss is in, doubling production in all areas for a month and repairing all buildings.
Maggie:
50-65: Crooked Judge. Grants you the ability to dodge a lawsuit without sacrificing a Chronicler.
65-75: Emergency Grant. An ability granting the ability to compensate 70% of damage for the next non Lawsuit negative event that may affect your company in the region.
75-80: Pud Dump. A group of second rate’s and losers are dropped by plane onto a chosen sector, meaning a drop of 5 Puds and a Chump free of hiring charge.
80-90: Royal Troops. Maggie sends 5 fully upgraded Big Bro’s for the cost of merely $10,000.
90-100: Oddmas Message. Maggie sends a higher quality DVD of
Oddworld Mafia:
50-65: Favour. The Oddworld Mafia raised your favour with another group by 10.
65-75: Sabotage: The Oddworld Mafia bombs a chosen rival building.
75-80: Frame. Causes enemy Bosses’ relations with a random External Force to drop by 30.
80-90: Terrorism. Causes four random enemy FeeCo Station’s to be destroyed.
90-100: Glukkonspiel Device: A special package from the Oddworld Mafia’s leader is delivered, which can be used to cause a Power Plant explosion in a Settlement, clearing it up for you to develop.
Khanzumerz:
50-65: Spending Spree. Khanzumerz buy 25% of existing products in the sector they are summoned in.
65-75: Freeloaders. Causes production in an enemy Bosses’ area to be reduced by 50% for 1 quarter.
75-80: Greed is Good. Khanzumerz buy ALL products in the sector they are summoned in.
80-90: Boycott. Khanzumerz, for the price of $50,000, reduce their relations to a random enemy Boss by 20 for 2 years.
90-100: Consumerism. Khanzumerz buy ALL products in the sector they are summoned in at the triple price.
Random Events:
Lawsuit: A disgruntled customer sues your company for any amount between $10,000 and $150,000.
Hurricane: One of your sector’s is heavily devastated by a hurricane.
Establishment: A new Settlement is founded in a random empty sector.
Power Plant Explosion: A Settlement is destroyed, and is left open for development, albeit at a $250,000,000 clean up cost.
Defection: A Big Cheese in one of your regions defects and either becomes an independent competitor or joins one of the other Bosses.
PR Disaster: Your relations with a random External Force drop by 20.
Handshake: Your relations with a random External Force rise by 15.
Vykkers Lab Flyby: Your Vykkers morale increases by 20%.
Accident: One random Production facility is destroyed and all employees currently working in it.
Power Failure: All facilities temporarily shut down for 3 minutes.
Scandal: Relations with all External Forces reduce by 10 for 7 months.
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