Dante's Inferno Test

[snuzi]

The link's at the bottom of my post for anyone who wants to take it.

These were my results:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

[Nemo]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Hmm, I'm not very violent.

[Nate]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Divine Comedy Inferno Test

How the hell did I get listed as 'Very High' for violence? Now, lustful I understand but I really think the violence calculator is off.

EDIT: apparently Dante sent the gays off to level 7. Buggered if I know why.

[Nemo]

We can be violent together.
See, that's not so bad. Going to hell, with someone else who shares a common interest.

[snuzi]

Lucky bastards. I'm all alone in the Eight Level so far. You guys should come visit me sometime.

[Chubfish]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Wow, I never knew I was so Wrathful and Gloomy. I can't believe that thats the only one with Very High on it. Wow, i'm not very lustful...or gluttonous. Also, im supposed to be extremely violent. But I guess that I'm the gloomy one. Also, it makes me sound really boring! That test is evil...also I never knew that I would end up in the river styx.

[snuzi]

How does it make you sound boring? You got marked "high" on most of the worser levels .

[Patrick Vykkers]

Took it recently. Going to Purgie, not surprising considering I am part of the exact same subdivision of a religion as Dante.

[Xavier]

love the litle text:

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very High
Level 7 (Violent)	High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test




I'm actually quite nice if you believe what Minos says
I mean a lustfull heretic, who can blame me

[looney-bin]

I be in Limbo. Well atleast it's better than what most of you guys got. :P

[moxco]

Heres my results:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test


Is it a good thing that I'm going to get vanished to the e8th level of hell?

[snuzi]

Goddamn it. I have to share the Eight Level with you for eternity? Take the test over and lie, please.

And no, it isn't a good thing. The lower the level, the worse the punishment.

[moxco]

Yes, my bad grammah is one of your punishments! Muwhawhawhaw!
I was being sacastic when I asked if it was a good thing.

[snuzi]

First of all, you wouldn't be typing to me, you'd be speaking. Which would be even worse. Second of all, as I said before, sarcasm just isn't your thing. Really. No one knows when you're being sarcastic, nor do they find it funny.

[Voodoo Hand]

Goddamn it. I have to share the Eight Level with you for eternity? Take the test over and lie, please.

And no, it isn't a good thing. The lower the level, the worse the punishment.

That`s why they call it HELL.

[Bullet Magnet]

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Yeah, that sounds hellish. The primary moon of a former planet ushers me to a moderately gloomy version of the Summer's Day from Shakespear's famous sonnet. And I get to meet Socrates!

It's too bad the Pope recently denounced the existence of Limbo

[Chubfish]

Well...anyway, I took the test again without looking at the questions, look what I got!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Moderate
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Moderate

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

Damn, I was hoping for a more nicer one that time, too bad...and on my last one I wanted to be more treacherous. Randomness makes you get bad results (higher levels of hell).

[Bullet Magnet]

To be honest, I just managed to avoid the City of Dis. It seems there is a fine line between a heretic and a virtuous non-believer, and that line is five levels of Hell wide.

[skillya_glowi]

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Moderate
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

[OANST]

I got The City of Dis. I'm a bad boy.

[Havoc]

Only Sixth?! LAME!!!

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Extreme
Level 7 (Violent)	Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Very High

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

[snuzi]

That`s why they call it HELL.

Good point.

Only Sixth?! LAME!!!

Dude, I thought you'd be condemned to the ninth for sure .

[SeaRex]

This test is a classic.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Moderate
Level 2 (Lustful)	Moderate
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Low
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante's Inferno Test

Umm... I technically got the Malebolge, which is pretty shitty considering how low all of my scores were. I mean, it's a giant funnel of torment that leads right down into the lowest level of Hell. I don't even know where I fit in here! Malicious maybe? Hypocrite, of course; but everyone is a hypocrite. And if you call someone a hypocrite, you're being a hypocrite. XP

Wow. If I remember the previous times that I've taken this test correctly, then I certainly have changed over the years.

[Chubfish]

Your most certainly a goody 2 shoes then, SeaRex...I didn't know you could get them that low. And Havoc, I didn't know they could go soo HIGH! You should have got level 8...

[snuzi]

This test is a classic.

Umm... I technically got the Malebolge, which is pretty shitty considering how low all of my scores were. I mean, it's a giant funnel of torment that leads right down into the lowest level of Hell. I don't even know where I fit in here! Malicious maybe? Hypocrite, of course; but everyone is a hypocrite. And if you call someone a hypocrite, you're being a hypocrite. XP

Wow. If I remember the previous times that I've taken this test correctly, then I certainly have changed over the years.

Whoo! I won't have to suffer with MoxCo alone! I don't get how you were chosen for the Eighth Level though, seeing as how your scores were all so low .

[moxco]

I got The City of Dis. I'm a bad boy.

I thought you would of went to the ninth.

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Take the Dante's Inferno Hell Test

Ohhhh..... An angle?
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I wanna go to the lustful level.

[Havoc]

Good point.



Dude, I thought you'd be condemned to the ninth for sure .

Heck I expected it to say: You have been condemned to... Wait... Here's a shuffle, now go dig more levels!

Havoc

[Patrick Vykkers]

My more precise results. Though I don't see what my taste in games has to do with the afterlife.
The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	High
Level 2 (Lustful)	Very Low
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Low
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	Low
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

EDIT: apparently Dante sent the gays off to level 7. Buggered if I know why.

ROFLMAO.

[Nate]

Somehow I knew someone would call me out on that one. It's just a figure of speech.

Only Sixth?! LAME!!!

Remember that the levels do not represent how 'bad' you are, but rather what sort of sinner you are (which is then ranked by how bad Dante thought those particular sins were). So I'm not suprised at all that you got jumped in with the Heretics because... you are, quite frankly. Though looking at the number of 'Very High' and 'Extreme' scores you got, I'm glad I live on the other side of the planet.

[SeaRex]

Your most certainly a goody 2 shoes then, SeaRex...I didn't know you could get them that low.

You see, it's kinda funny, because I don't really think that I'm that great of a person (but then again, maybe the reason my scores are so low because I realize that I'm not that great of a person). Then again again, it's just a stupid internet quiz.

Ah well. Still not good enough to get out of eternal torment, apparently.