Oddworld Fights.

[Taytay]

Im sorry id I need a license for this.

I thought this idea would be interesting.
You name a fight like

2 armored big bro sligs vs. 3 scrabs
fighting in a circle arena with nothing in it.

then the person that posts next would say

I think 2 armored big bro sligs would win because they could etc etc etc, or if you'd like to role play it thatd be cool to.
Then that same person would name another fight and setting and the poster after that would awnser it.

Ex:
Taytay: a slig with a gun vs a vyker with a snuzi (setting: two adjacent bunkers)
Albion Slig: Oh I think (so and so) would win because (reason blah) or he could role play the fight. Then Ablino slig would say something like: who would win: 3 slogs vs. paramites (setting: a circular arena with nothing in it)

then the next poster would either name the winner of the fight and why, or role play the fight.

Understood? Any of this?
Any questions just name them. Im sorry if this was rather confusing.

Now to start:

a fuzzle thats been tested on vs. a leech (setting a vykers lab with nobody in it but still the vykers labs terrain and supplies are still there)

[looney-bin]

They both team up and hurt you. There. Happy?

[Patrick Vykkers]

Aw, come on Looney Bin. We were all newbies once.

[looney-bin]

Aw, come on Looney Bin. We were all newbies once.

Yeah I know.

[Abe16]

The fuzzle snarls and stands its ground. The fleech licks his lips. The fleech inches closer while the fuzzle and its disoriented body snarls meaner and glares harder. The fleech leaps for it, it's tongue lashed out! The fleech grabs hold of a vykker needle and throws it at the fuzzle. the fuzzle dodges and lunges for the fleech. The fleech comes back down and gets attacked by the fuzzle in a quick second. The fleech then Quickly licks the fuzzle rapidly... then silence. The fuzzle's desperate scream for help is muffled by the closing of the fleeches mouth. :P

Now my turn...
A greeter going back and forth ordered to kill anyone who gets in its way vs. a slig walking toward the greeter not knowing what its job is.

[snuzi]

The slig walks right into the greeter's motion detecting beam and is zapped repeatedely by the greeter. The slig starts spewing out various expletives as he is shocked over and over. Soon enough, the slig falls to the floor and dies. The greeter laughs and continues his route.

Now for mine:

A slog walks into a field where it meets a sleg. The two stare at each other angrily.

[Abe16]

The slog barks. The sleg barks. They're both barking when the sleg runs for the slog. The slog pounces on top of the sleg. The sleg pushes it off and on its back. The sleg walks over toward the wounded slog and is about to go for the kill when the slog pushes the sleg over and actually goes for the kill. The sleg dies.

A glukkon and anothe glukkon are arguing about profits. They are on one of them platforms that Phleg, Dripek and Aslik were on during AE.

[Wil]

Creativity belongs in Fan Corner.

Love,
Max

[Bullet Magnet]

Aaaah. I want to do one with Max horribly outnumbered next, but that wouldn't be in-universe.
...
Would it?

The Glukkons continue to argue and argue, the topic moves away from profits and soon settles on which one looks the most suave in their suits. The debate gets so heated, one accidentally inhales his cigar. Lacking arms to perform the Eugene Ius-manoeuvre, all the other can do is watch the other choke and collapse. Feeling uncomfortable, he edges away from the corpse, claiming he had nothing to do with it.

And plummets off the platform.

A drunken (unarmed) slig gets into a fight with a drunken, unarmed mudokon. Who collapses into a stupor first?

[Zerox]

The drunken Slig yells "Ya mamma" at the Mudokon, tries to lurch over but can't control the legs properly and falls over and out of them. The mudokon lumbers over and kicks the unconcious Slig a few times before falling unconcious himself and landing on the Slig.

A Scrab wanders through a forest and two, hungry Paramites try and ambush it. But the Scrab senses them and the animals watch each other, waiting for one to make a move.

This thread seems partly more for comedy value rather than being serious. it's kinda a mix of both though. We should keep this, it's kinda interesting.

[Taytay]

Thank you all for actually taking interest into my topic

The Scrab shrieks and the red floats around it, frightening the paramites but only keeps them away for a second then one lurches at the scrab, but the scrab does its special spin attack and whips it onto the ground and picks at its corpse forgetting about the other paramite. The remaining paramite flings off a nearbyweb knocking the scrab over, the paramite eats it.

My turn: A Mudokon armed with a spoochebow and a mud armed with the magical ability to zap opponents vs. 5 sligs with guns and no armor. Setting: arena with trees to climb.

[snuzi]

The sligs start running towards the two mudokons with guns blazing. The mudokon with the spoocebow fires back, while attempting to dodge the incoming shots, while the mudokon with the zapping ability begins climbing one of the trees. A slig is shot and killed by the mudarcher, and falls to the ground. The remaining sligs concentrate all of their firepower on the mudarcher, aiming for his head. The mudarcher continues firing back, and takes down another slig. The other mudokon continues climbing the tree until he reaches a vantage point. Suddenly, the sligs split up, and temporarily stop firing. The mudarcher is surprised by this new strategy, and decides to kill each slig one by one, starting with the one still in front of him. Just then, various shots are fired at the mudarchers from all sides, killing him instantly. The remaining mudokon shouts at the sligs to get their attention. The sligs turn, and aim their guns at him. The mudokon finally unwields his zapping ability, and fries all three sligs. The mudokon descends from the tree, and walks over to his brother with tears in his eyes. He picks him up, and slowly starts toward his village.

An intern is working late at night. He runs into a Vykker, who he completely and utterly despises. No one else is around.

[mitsur]

The Vykker says 'Hey buddy, how are you doing tonight?' The intern scowls back. Vykker gets a bad feeling, glances down at an imaginary watch, and starts to babble out something about missing an appointment.

Intern sees a conviently and totaly un-conventionaly places blitzpacker. He grabs it, and fires an unknown number of rounds into the nearby wall. Vykker screams for mommy/mercy. Intern is unmoved, and grabs Vykker, shoves barrely underneath Vykker's chin, and, using a admirable impressionalist voice of Dirty Harry, asks the punk if he feels lucky.

Vykker nods.

Intern somehow smiles.

Trigger gets pulled.

Click

Just kidding. Vykker's brains goes everywhere, and Intern laughs, then notices the security camera, which is hooked up to a handy-dandy turret-o'-death that kills everyone in room with DNA other than own on them.

More violence and gore insues.


Ok, heres mine:

One side:
1 big bro slig

The other:
2 fuzzles (untested)

Factors:

• Big Bro thinks he's going to kick the living crap out of the fuzzy snowballs.
• Fuzzles are thinking 'shit shit shit shit'
• Setting is the Slig Armory
• You guys will probably make the fuzzles win in a ridiculous way

3

2

1

FIGHT

[Taytay]

The big bro slig shoots 10 rounds at the space where the fuzzles were positioned shouting combats like "now who're you calling chicken" but as he is laughing at his joke a fuzzle leaps at his face so he smashes it with his gun (also smacking him across the face. He is blinded by the dead fuzz in his eye...so he shoots in all directions. Feeling something sharp on his foot he blasts off his foot killing the fuzzle.
Whaalaa Footless Blind Big Bro Slig

my turn:
a vyker armed with (forgets the special name of their three fingered cleaver thing) vs: a slig with those bouncer beating things...
geez...im tired to the point where im forgetting names of stuff...haha

[Munch's Master]

(This is one of the oldest EVER Fan Corner topics. I remember browsing the archives to find stuff EXACTLY like this from 2001. Which is way cool.)
Anyway, The Vykker blocks the Slig's baton with his Lil Hacker, then slcies the baton in half. The Slig tries to fight with hands and feet, but the Vykker dismembers him piece by piece. Vykker Wins, Fatality.

Next fight:
1 Slog vs 2 Fuzzles, fighting in a Native Mudokon quarry.

[Arxryl]

The slog rears up, it's terretorial anger rising. The fuzzles who are also very territorial, especially at this moment...
The slog runs forward at the fuzzles, the fuzzles jump on top of it's head and then start to viciously bite. The slog runs around in anger and trips, knocking the fuzzles to the ground and nearly knocking them out. the slog sees the fuzzles agian and runs at them. It catches a fuzzle off guard and then takes it's chance to kill the thing. The other fuzzle sees this and then attacks the Slog biting it's neck, and eventually the slog dies of blood loss.
1 fuzzle remains, so the fuzzle wins!

Alright here goes nothin...
2 paramites and 1 Scrab in the middle of the Spooce Shrub forest.
* the Paramites have entered the Scrabs territory searching for food.

Ready... FIGHT!

[Taytay]

The Paramites only look at the ground for food and dont notice the scrab racing at them. The Paramites spot some carcass of some sort. The scrab leaps onto one Paramite (stabbing it naturally with his pointy feet) and reaches down and snaps the other up with his mouth launches it into the air shreaks getting his special power and as the paramite comes down on the scrab the scrab does its special ability and spins shredding the paramite to peices.

Hehee.

A vyker with a snuzi standing in front of a door guarding his brothers work vs. some tomahawkers bent on finding out whats going on behind that door.
Hallway about 10 foot wide. Cameras disabled. Nobody around. A vendo containing snuzis on the left, and on the right a vendo containing expresso and next to it lil hackers.

[mitsur]

The camera short-circuits, sending sparks everywhere. One lands into the vent of the expresso machine, detonting the can that was inside of it.

Vykkers and tomahawkers look on, dumbfounded that they will not even get a chance to fight in some bizarre way that Mitsur thinks up.

The can sets off a chain reaction, and the vending machine detonates like a grenade, blowing apart the lil hacker machine next to it. The cleavers are sent in all directions, slicing every creature in the room to ribbons, except for the vykker and one tomahawker. Then the worst happens.

A cleaver flies through the air and slices neatly into the vending machine of snuzis, and hits the snuzi's ammo clip. The ammo explodes, albeit 10-fold more than the expresso machine. Vykker and tomahawker die instantly, and the door that was being guarded is blown off it's hinges, revealing the lifetime supply of chocolate pie behind it.

And this all happened because of faulty wiring. Figures.

Ok, my situation.

On one side, there is an extremly drunk Abe. On the other, a fully-armored, fully armed squad of Big Bro sligs. With two Scrabs that have agreed to help.

What happens?

[Taytay]

After the big bro sligs and scrabs have not decided a strategy, the scrabs run at abe but the big bro sligs didnt know they were gonna start running, so they start fiering at abe killing the scrabs. The scrabs blocked the bullets so abe was free...for the moment. Abe shouts: "Im gonna whupee-tupaklash!" The Big bro sligs fire again and abe jumps out of the way and the collapses in the way.
Dead Abe.
He souldnt have been drunk.
RIP
ABE
Dumb drunk treehugger
with love

my turn:
a glukkon is being protected by 2 lil hacker weilding interns and 2 snuzi weilding interns from the back, and 2 armores bouncers at each side, and in the front one big bro slig weilidng a gun. On each side there are 1 slig hating slogs trying to get to the glukkon. In the front 3 paramites. In the back a scrab.
Setting: A random forest.

[Primus inter pares]

The three paramites climb up in a tree, the slogs hide behind some trees, and the scrab uses its shred power and attacks, the 2 snuzi interns shoot at the scrab, so the scrab dies but wounds the interns, then the lil hacker interns chop the scrab in pieces.
Now the slogs come running toward the bouncers, one bouncer beats the slog in its head, but the other bouncer is killed.
The three paramites attacks the big bro slig from a tree, so he falls down, and then they kill him.
The snuzi intern shoot the paramites dead, but the other slog comes to the still alive bouncer and kills him.
Now the lil hacker interns attack the slogs and chop them in pieces.

The glukkon won.

Here is mine: a flying slig, an armored big bro slig with a blitzpacker, and a giant slog, vs: 5 meeps, 4 fuzzles, 3 native normal mudukons, 2 tomahawkers, and 1 mudarcher.
They battle at a grass plain.

[mitsur]

The flying slig fies forward, and the mudarcher cleverly fires at the engine pack. The slig crashes into the grassy plain, and a spark from the engine jumps onto the oil from the engine, which is all over the dry grass. It catches fire, and they all burn to death. Except for the flying slig. He was already dead.

Eh, I couldve done better.

Anyway:

Slig
vs.
Abe

FACTORS:

• Abe is near death. I mean, if you tap him, he's gone. Don't ask me how this happend. I'm just setting an impossible situation here.
• They are fighting in a completely barren, explosion-proof, fire-proof room. That is invulnerable to people who try to cheat and say 'The room blew up but Abe miravulously survied', or something like that
• Abe is in a coma
• Slig had a machete
• Slig had a god-suit on
• Slig is an incarnation of Satan. Who, as you know, will kill anything he sees

Let's see you make Abe win this time

[Taytay]

By the way: Satan has no power so no matter what theres no way anything about satan could win. Now lets not turn this into a religion thing.
Taking away your note about satan Ill reply with:
The slig runs up and chops Abe with the machete, the slig drags the corpe home to the boss, slig gets rich. Whaalaa!

an armoured slig with a rifle v. a spoochebow mud.
Facts: there in a circular arena.

[Primus inter pares]

The slig shoots after the mudarcher, but the mudarcher jumps aside and starts to shoot on the slig. The slig cannot do anything, because the pressure from the spoocebow-shots shakes the slig. Then a shot comes through the armor and the slig dies.

The mudukon won.

Here is mine: Abe vs. Munch.
They battle to the death, so nothing with: and then they just became friends again.
They battle at a grass plain, but with all kinds of vending machines that was in M.O.

[Taytay]

Abe picks Munch up in an attempt to throw him. When Abe sends Munch flying, Munch hits a Zap! Vendo. Munch while consuming the beverage is tackled by Abe. Munch latches onto Abe's feet and Zap's Abe. Abe fall over and smashes the ground head first. Munch zaps Abe repeatedly and Abe eventually is shocked to death.


Mine is: A snuzi wielding Vyker v. two interns with 'lil hackers'

Facts:
The interns are getting revenge on the Vyker for making them do all the work.
They are in the Vyker’s's lab.
The Vyker’s is extremely pissed because they messed up his new experiment.
Go!

[General Dikrip]

The vykker lets rip on the two interns. instantly killing one of them. The other intern rushes forward and chops two of the vykker's arms off. The vykker picks up the snuzi again and kills the intern, but dies of blood loss shortly afterwards.

Here's mine
Side A: Two big bro sligs with blitz packers and armour, a glockstar vs Side B: Four paramites, two scrabs, queen sam

[moxco]

The big bros pull out there blitz packerz and blast samy to smitherens, being chickens the scrabs run away [some odd srabs, eh but your for getting this is oddworld].
Next the big bro's have a tough fight with the paramites but easily win.
Then the big bro sligs get carried away and fill the glockstar with bullets.
Then they start arguing and kill eachother.

This is mine:
4 armoured shooter interns VS one other those humungus mutated slog, 2 normal slogs and 1 sloggie.

[E'l Scrabino]

The Mutated Slog explodes from to many test things and everyone dies except for 1 Intern and the Sloggie. The Intern doesn't wanna shoot the Sloggie because it's cute and stuffs. But the Sloggie doesn't feel the same way about the Intern. The Sloggie jumps at the Intern and rips the mouth-stictches open. The Intern shout, "I'm free!!1!" and the the Sloggie jumps down the Interns throat and the Intern and the Sloggie both suffocate.

DRAW!

My setting:

3 Crawling Sligs, 6 Walking Sligs and 3 Flying Sligs .Vs. 2 Sloggies, 2 normal Slogs, 1 very angry Paramite and a Meech the Vykkers cloned for some reason. Who shall win? Find out, in the next Episode of Oddworld Fights!

[General Dikrip]

The flying sligs spray grenades onto the meech blowing it to smitherines. The angry paramite shrieks and lunges at the walking sligs, killing 4 of them. The remaining 2 walking sligs fill the paramite with lead. The sloggies started biting the crawling sligs until they died. One flying slig has proppelor problems and crashes in a firy inferno, wiping out both sloggies and another flying slig. The slogs rush and kill the two walking sligs but get blown apart by the flying sligs grenades.

Mine is
Side A: A cloned unarmed steef, 2 unarmed interns and a scrab vs Side B: A glockstar, a slog and 3 unarmed bigbro sligs.