Porn star name thread

Statikk HDM · #1 11-14-2006, 02:44 PM

Hey, remember that short lived game GIS your name? Well, its on again. But this time word searches, multiple engines. Lets make this a little more robust.
Google Search:Hunter Morrow
Just so everyone knows, I was not "Boyfriend" in the independant film "15 Waffles".
Alltheweb: Nothing interesting, though there are some links to pages about the pretty damn good RPG The Morrow Project which Google didn't have. Odd.
Ask.com
I am not the Hunter Morrow on the first link, The Perforated Pinkie.
And what the hell kind of name for a website is that? It sounds like a euphemism of a euphemism, "The Prince Albert".
Link to a Think Progress page, sometimes I screw around there.
Lastly, I don't think I'm related to the late actor Vic Morrow, but its possible.

***Nate*** · #2 11-14-2006, 03:21 PM

Hang on: you're name is Hunter Morrow?!

You sound like you're an extremely well hung porn star.

OANST · #3 11-14-2006, 06:06 PM

My porn name would James Keystone. Just thought I'd share that.

Statikk HDM · #4 11-15-2006, 08:10 AM

No, I'm the kind who is okay, but is "attentive" to the ladies.
At least I think would be attentive to them.
I am at school, can't search for a porn name generator.
Anybody finds one, they gotta put it here.
Webcrawler: Show up as an RPG.net profile. Lurk there, posted about 20 times, used it for years for reviews. Now for the pic search.
Oooh, may contain explicit content!
Nothing. Guys don't look like me at all. I would totally stick it to Sherri Morrow, though. Wait, she was the victim of a serial killer.

Arxryl · #5 11-15-2006, 02:59 PM

I googled my name, Larry Tucker, and found out that at the school, one of "my" sites is blocked for pornography.

On Yahoo I found out that I'm a movie director. (not a porn director mind you.)

After searching my user name it brought up..dun dun dun.... posts from here and another forum I go to. Amazing idn't it?

***Nate*** · #6 11-15-2006, 03:45 PM

There are various methods to form your porn name. The most common one I've heard is the name of your first pet + the first street you lived on. Which would make me Goldie Grey.

Statikk HDM · #7 11-15-2006, 03:46 PM

Honey Boulevarde is my porn star name. Come to think of, that isn't half bad.

Arxryl · #8 11-15-2006, 04:18 PM

I guess my porn name would be Rasha Pecos.
If it were current pet I'd be Rocky Pecos.
(man those sound like friggen weird ones.)

Statikk HDM · #9 11-15-2006, 04:23 PM

Compared to Honey Boulevard or Spunky 34th?
No, not even close.

Arxryl · #10 11-15-2006, 04:36 PM

I think that Honey Boulevard sounds a little more "porn star" though.

Mojo · #11 11-16-2006, 05:00 AM

Lol, it would be Toby Vaargeul for me, but that's what you get when you're dutch...

In english it would be either Toby Waterway or Toby Channel. Sucky...

***Wil*** · #12 11-16-2006, 09:00 AM

The most common porn star name equation I’ve come across is your mother’s maiden name + your first pet’s name. That would make me Smith Pussy. Nate’s version would make me Pussy Staford.

Statikk HDM · #13 11-16-2006, 10:15 AM

Lynn Honey/Honey Lynn. Those are pretty good "name" names as far as I'm concerned. Spunky Lynn ont he other hand...
Am I the only person who has the balls here to search his real name or what?
Its not like you're going to get molested or killed or anything. Buncha pansies.

Arxryl · #14 11-16-2006, 12:31 PM

I already said I searched my real name. Larry Tucker. It seems one of my sites was blocked for pornography at my school and another site I was an african american cook, and another I was a famous movie star.

Rex Tirano · #15 11-16-2006, 02:50 PM

I would be "Black Pebble". Oooh, fit.

- Rexy

***Alcar*** · #16 11-16-2006, 05:13 PM

I've always followed Nate's method. Which would make me Puss Blakesley. Following Max's method, I'd be Kenny Puss.

I prefer Nate's

Alcar...

Bullet Magnet · #17 11-16-2006, 05:30 PM

Depending upon whether we are using the family's first pet (since I was born) or my first pet, I'm either Charlie Tonbridge/Holmes Charlie, or Flip Tonbridge/Holmes Flip.

***Nate*** · #18 11-16-2006, 05:59 PM

Perhaps *someone* should rename this thread to the Pr0n Star Name.

As the whole 'searching for your name' thing has been done to death.

skillya_glowi · #19 11-16-2006, 06:11 PM

Ah well.

My porn star name turns out to be Oswald Barisheva. Which alone sounds weird, let alone the fact that I'm a female.. >.>

***Nate*** · #20 11-16-2006, 07:21 PM

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The most common porn star name equation I’ve come across is your mother’s maiden name + your first pet’s name.

Which would make me Klein Goldie. Not such a good pornstar name when you take into account that klein = small.

Statikk HDM · #21 11-18-2006, 08:15 AM

Nah, it'd be like calling your your 6 foot 6 friend "Tiny" or your harmless mutt "Killer".

Hobo · #22 11-18-2006, 09:56 AM

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The most common porn star name equation I’ve come across is your mother’s maiden name + your first pet’s name. That would make me Smith Pussy. Nate’s version would make me Pussy Staford.

Brown Marzi.

Sounds like some kind of sick anal move.

COOL

ANN NEELY · #23 11-18-2006, 11:27 AM

My porn star name would be Sammy Wallace (using the pet name+street). That just sounds weird.

***Nate*** · #24 11-18-2006, 05:29 PM

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Nah, it'd be like calling your your 6 foot 6 friend "Tiny" or your harmless mutt "Killer".

I don't know. The porn industry doesn't exactly have a great reputation for irony.

Leto · #25 11-19-2006, 12:21 AM

I'm... Bun Singers. That fits surprisingly well. Sounds more like a porno troupe though.

Munch's Master · #26 11-23-2006, 11:42 AM

I'm complicated- I've technically never had my own pet, more of a family pet. What do you do in such a situation, anyone? use the first family pet name?

Arxryl · #27 11-23-2006, 12:38 PM

I imagine it's the first pet you/your family has ever had.

Mutual Friend · #28 11-24-2006, 04:07 PM

Smokey Vancouver, sliding down your throats like a well-matured brandy.