Pirate or Ninja? What one is better?

Arxryl · #1 10-30-2006, 01:55 PM

No, this does not include Naruto ninjas or Cursed pirates from the pirates of the caribbean: Curse of the black pearl, and dead man's chest.

Just actual, real, ninjas and pirates.

which one is better? and why?

Havoc · #2 10-30-2006, 01:56 PM

Pirates FTW

ANN NEELY · #3 10-30-2006, 02:05 PM

I've yet to see a pirate with shuriken (ninja stars) or a katana, so ninja it is!
(Who doesn't like wearing a kimono? Those things are damn comfy!)

EDIT: I'm such an idiot! A shakujo is a staff used by Japanese priests, not a ninja star!*Changes*

Bullet Magnet · #4 10-30-2006, 02:29 PM

Do the pirates have laser beams attached to their heads?

Arxryl · #5 10-30-2006, 02:32 PM

No they don't, but they have pistols, and sabers... and canons... and ships...
and rum.

Bullet Magnet · #6 10-30-2006, 03:00 PM

Do the ninjas have laser beams attached to their heads?

Rich · #7 10-30-2006, 03:13 PM

Gotta be Pirates.

Arxryl · #8 10-30-2006, 04:37 PM

I'm not sure ninja's have lazers on their heads either.

***Wil*** · #9 10-30-2006, 04:42 PM

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Just actual, real, ninjas and pirates.

Real pirates? Not the stupid stereotype ones that go around hollaring “Arrrrr!”, but the sophisticated, gentlemanly ones? Yeah. Those ones. Without a doubt.

Arxryl · #10 10-30-2006, 05:25 PM

yes. you have the right idea. the ones we DON'T see on children's television.

OANST · #11 10-30-2006, 07:04 PM

Ninjas. Scurvy can really slow you down.

ziggy · #12 10-30-2006, 07:27 PM

i would definately go with ninjas, way cooler than a buncha drunk pirates.

One ninja could take out a whole pirate ship.

rick the mudarcher · #13 10-30-2006, 11:08 PM

Pirates for the win!! *Try's not to make a idiot of himself by saying "Yarr!".*

<.<

>.>
YARR!!! X3

***Nate*** · #14 10-31-2006, 12:00 AM

Ninjas.

But only medically trained ninjas.

Strike Witch · #15 10-31-2006, 02:13 AM

Bullet Magnet · #16 10-31-2006, 03:08 AM

Ninja-pirate-mushroom.

Statikk HDM · #17 10-31-2006, 07:20 AM

1 ninja could take down a pirate ship? My ass. Its called a gun, look it up. A ninja enters melee with pirates they're ****ed, too. Strength in numbers.

Mojo · #18 10-31-2006, 08:35 AM

Ghost, you beat me to the punch. Weebl & Bob FTW!

dripik_12 · #19 10-31-2006, 11:36 AM

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which one is better?

Ninjas!!!

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and why?

I don't know

ziggy · #20 10-31-2006, 03:44 PM

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1 ninja could take down a pirate ship? My ass. Its called a gun, look it up. A ninja enters melee with pirates they're ****ed, too. Strength in numbers.

ya, but the ninja would enter the ship by using stealth and kill
everyone in it.

ninjas are expertly trained, pirates aint

Nemo · #21 10-31-2006, 05:15 PM

It's basically a primate whose has lived in an area all his life vs. a scientist with a big o' gun and he doesn't know how to use it.
Both of them are the same, basically.

Bullet Magnet · #22 10-31-2006, 06:50 PM

I think it all comes down to the location, circumstance, and the foresight to attach lasers to their heads.

Patrick Vykkers · #23 10-31-2006, 09:08 PM

Personally, I think Chuck Norris owns both. But in a one on one fight, probably ninjas.

oddveteran93 · #24 10-31-2006, 11:26 PM

I don't really care. Mr Freeman owns'em all with a crowbar. Also I would like to add this comment:
Pirates may have the rum, but ninjas have the skills.

Statikk HDM · #25 11-01-2006, 05:20 AM

Its pirates. Its so obvious I don't even know how this could be a debate.

Munch's Master · #26 11-01-2006, 05:26 AM

Ninjas. They're far more stealthy and could assasinate a bunch of pirates before even being een. Then they'd do their flippy, twisty dodge-bullets-and-throw-shurikens deal.

Arxryl · #27 11-01-2006, 07:19 AM

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Its pirates. Its so obvious I don't even know how this could be a debate.

As seen in this topic... I guess there is some type of debate.
I go with Pirates due to their use of guns, cannons, beer bottles, and cutlasses..
and if a Ninja somehow made onto a boat filled with Pirates, and after he somehow killed them... how would he get back to land?

Statikk HDM · #28 11-01-2006, 10:15 AM

Its a debate in the same sense that people "debate" global warming. Pirates are superior, end of story.

ODD-BOD · #29 11-01-2006, 12:21 PM

no way, ninjas all the way, what use is a gun if a ninja chopped ya hands off with a nasty old sword. then ya screwed.

(p.s. pirates are lame. ninjas rule. deal with it.)

Hobo · #30 11-01-2006, 12:57 PM

Zombies!!!!