You know you are a mudukon when:

[Primus inter pares]

This is the good old "you know you are a/an ----- when:".
Here is my first ideas for when you know you are a mudukon:

1) You shave you head bald except for some hair on your back head, with you make a ponytail of.

2) When you are told to clean up, you take a cloth and starts washing on the same place, you can wash on the same place until some one says: "stop it"! or: "hello"

3) When a person that will do you harm comes close to you, you make your hands as you are praying and began to chant, and then you think you have control over the person (you are always very suprised, that the person always beats you, and the person is not blown up).

4) You make you self a special cloth, that can change color, as a mudukons skin, according to your emotion.

5) When you make a secret code, it contains of whistels and farts.

6) You drink crushed chicken bones mixed in your own tears and water and then you fart and start to chant (you are always suprised that your fart does not blow up).

[Zerox]

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Something is WRONG with you. But who cares?

7) When you run from every dog, earthworm or crab you see, as fast as you can.

8) You get confused when people start praying to 'Jesus' and start praying to Shrykull instead, and even more confsued when the Preist in a church beats you for doing so.

[Dusan]

does this topic have any hidden meaning or it is just another s....

Something is WRONG with you. But who cares?

yeah, you made threads like faith and autism,have nick on latin, and now yo come up with this. Are you the same person?

[Primus inter pares]

Yes i am the same person!!!, and i am not having a splitted personality!!!.
You can make serious topics and funny topics as the same person.
I maked this after reading the long dead "You know you are a slig when:" topic.
There is nothing hidden in it, no sublimal, just try to say what i have written in this topic backwards, and even if something appears, so should you know that it was not my intention.

Scribat ab Primum Inter Pares. Veritates scribavi. (written by primus inter pares, i write truth).

[Dusan]

Primus inter pares, why do you think you are first among us.
Interesting name... true.
By "hidden meaning" I didn't meant reading backwards..... wharever keep this thread ontopic.

[Havoc]

No need to keep this on topic, because there is no topic.

Primus, when you make a 'You know you are a ** when:' topic, at least do it right and don't lay out such lengthy obvious answers...

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