Abe vs Slig: who will win?

[Slig Who Sings]

Abe:140Hp Slig:130hp
abe does chant! it pummels the slig!
Abe:140hp slig:100hp
Slig does Machine gun! It Ultrapowered Abe!
Abe:50 slig:100hp
Abe does Shrykull! It kills the slig!
Abe wins! watimunte... the slig is still mobile!
Abe:50 slig:25
Slig does Big Bro X! It fires rockets at abe with grenades! ABE IS DEAD!
(didnt see that coming did you? well in my story, sligs ALWAYS WIN!

[BigBroSig]

yyyaaaaayy! good story! only one little problem,A SCRAB JUMPS OUTA THE CROWD AND SHREDS THE SLIG AND IT'S PANTS AN EATS ABE AND THE SLIG! BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!
my scrab wins.
crowd:

[Alector]

Hmmmmm....Ok!
Electra comes to the near from the Scrab, see it! He jumps to the Scrab, take him on the neck and crash him on the ground!
Then Electra take his weapons and shOot the Scrab the head off! bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

...my Slig wins!
Electra would to tread your Slig's head down!

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[Zoolag]

Suddenly the Shráák come out of the sky, absailing from the Vykkers flying Lab. Laser sights scan the area and anything that is organic gets blown away. The leader of the Shráák comes down first and aims his gun and unloads it on the surprised crowd. The other members of the assassin group fire while dangling from the ropes. When they believe enough blood has been spilled the Vykkers labs take off carrying all to safety. Laughing insanely as they do...at the carcasses that litter the ground underneathe them. *Vykkers labs slowly flies away over some mountains as laughing gets fainter and fainter*
For more info on the Shráák specie go 2 Roleplaying.

[Oddsville]

Then Vykkers Labs runs into a little puney tree and blows up the place, Ha, Haha, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!!
My tree wins!

[BigBroSig]

My Slig comes and cuts down the tree w/ a chainsaw and use's it's pieces for firewood.
I win you lose!

[Melvin:squeeking paramite]

*melvin walks in*doo dee doo...*slig shoots Melvin*
oof!....slig wins!

[Oddsville]

Nooooooooo!!, my tree!!. Me and all the other trees in Oddworld will get revenge I tell you, REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Alector]

Electra take the Slig who've shOot Melvin and slap him into Oddsville's face!
Then my Slig take Oddsville and the other Slig and bonk BigBroSlig's head off!
bwahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!

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[Joe the Intern]

in pinkhaired terms, thats mad gravy!! but ill join in. my slog fluffy jumps out while using invisibility rings and bites everyones neck! everyone bleeds to death! BWAHAHAHA!!!!

[One, Two, Middlesboogie]

A huge boulder is dislodged by all the loud noises, rolls down a hill and squishes Fluffy.
My boulder wins!

[Molluck]

A volcano erupts nearby and lots of lava comes down and melts the boulder!!!
HAAA HAAA My volcano wins!

[Molluck]

A volcano erupts nearby and lots of lava comes down and melts the boulder!!!
HAAA HAAA My volcano wins!

[Alector]

Electra Jumps on a big mountain and wait until the Lava is cold...then he runs to Mullok and kick him, because he wantet to crash boulder!

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[Joe the Intern]

Fluffy is still using invisibility rings and dodges boulder. lava becomes hot again (like it ever becomes cold?) and fluffy pushes electra into volcano!! Fluffy wins!!!! smokin:

[Alector]

you can't win!

Electra takes Fluffy on the neck and squeeze him until the eyes are big like footballs! Electra climbs out of the vulcano and bash Fluffy into the vulcano!
bwahahahaaha!
my Slig wins...
your Fluffy lose

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[Osiris The Fleech]

A

[Osiris The Fleech]

And then that freaky little guy from my last post threw the A, causing a nuclear explosion, killing everything except him.

wins!

[Joe the Intern]

does everyone not notice that fluffy is using invisibility rings? HE CANT BE SEEN!!! no one can hurt fluffy cuz no one knows where he is!! MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! FLUFFY IS THE ULTIMAE WINER!!

[BigBroSig]

I Started this I finish it! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
My mudokon friend comes and puts me back together! I put a small drill in the ground get in a spaceship and fly away! A couple minutes later the drill hits the core of the planet oddworld, there is an explosion from the drill and ODDWORLD IS BLOWN TO SMELLY BITS!FWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...HAHA..HA...HA! meanwhile my slig,scrab and mudokon find planet earth.... ( to be continued...)
LOL!

[Joe the Intern]

sine fluffy's using invisibilty rings, he sneaks on board big bro sligs ship, sets the ship to self destruct in one minute, finds an escape pod, leaves the ship, AND THE SHIP GOES KABLOOEY!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FLUFFY BEATS EVERYONE!! evil: evil:

[BigBroSig]

HEY! FLUFFY DIED, and me, my mudokon friend and my scrab got into the only escape pod and landed on earth!
p.s. fluffy tried to get in the escape pod but the sliding doors cut fluffy in half! invisibilty rings fall off of fluffy and my scrab Tech feasts on your slogs top half! YAY ME!I WIN YOU LOSE!

[Molluck]

Slycon a huge mighty invinsible god wid lots of teeth plus a little mouth inside his normal mouth is having a fun time jumping from one planet to the other while drinking some volcano pop and he jumps onto earth but sadly he stood on bigbros ship and it not only got squishea but blew up!!! haaaaaa!!!! haaaaaa!!! my freindly (only to moi) god won!!!

[BigBroSig]

The entire universe implodes on itself! My Imploding universe wins!
(this has been really long! something big had to happen! )

[Osiris The Fleech]

But my emoticon manages to get into another post and steal some letters to defend himself with. Then he watches from a distance as the universe implodes. wins!

[BigBroSig]

My still Imploding universe creates a black hole and sucks your emoticon and his letters into itself and shrinks into nothing! everything is gone!
now stop posting! GRRR!

[Joe the Intern]

the entire space time continuim collapses causing the black hole to phase out of every reality and eveything in every dimension is destroyed instantly!! nothing is left! just a void!! my void wins!!!!! ps-fluffy got on a
different escape pod and left but now that the space time contiuim collapsed it doesnt matter .

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[Zoolag]

Time compresses and evrything is black. Then a rubber from the designer comes and rubs the blak off the paper, leaving nothing there...@ all. My designer wins. MUAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!

[Oddusty]

Bwaahahahaaaa
Then my Luke cames from the sky on his Fightdragon Gray!!!
Gray blasts off all where in the way.
Luke & Gray WINS!!!

[Alector]

Melas takes his spear and runs to the both. Then he jumps onto the dragons neck and kill him with the spear. Then Mexola comes and strangle Luke till he dies! Mexola takes Luke on the leg and toss him into the dragons mouth!
Never mess with Melas and Mexola!

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