The Triumphant Return of the Or Game(Post Slutting Ahoy, Cap'n!)

[Statikk HDM]

Worst way to die:
Acid or your face or bugs eat your face?

[Havoc]

Jeezus worst way? I'd say bugs, as that takes a lot longer and can hurt even more.

Worst way to die:
Drowning in a vulcano or choking in an oven? (Ignoring the fact that in both cases you'll be dead before you get to do that)

[Statikk HDM]

Hmm, gonna have to go with the oven. It'd take a little longer.
Most amazing comeback
U.S. Beating Russia(miracle on ice) OR the Red Sox sweeping the Yankees after going down 0-3?
Best Anthropomorphic Cereal Mascot: Smacky the Frog OR Tony the Tiger OR Toucan Sam?
And of course, the classic from the board game: Fabulous wealth and no orgasms or poor with a working hoonanner/vajayjay?

[Havoc]

1. Red Sox...

2. Tony ofcourse XD

3. Oh jeez... Poor/with.

[Statikk HDM]

If Liberace was bisexual do you think he would have banged more women than the average straight or less women than the average straight?
What would you rather go without, no internet or no television?
Best humanoid cereal mascot, Cap'n Crunch, Lucky the Leprachaun, or the Cookie Crisp Bandits?
If you found a wallet with a winning lottery ticket in it would you return the ticket too or keep it?
Eat a corpse or screw a corpse?

[E'l Scrabino]

1. the latter
2. T.V, of course!
3. Lucky
4. Return it
5. I doubt i'd eat it, so... yeah...

What game would you rather play?
AO
AE
MO
SW
Halo1
Halo2
Crash games.
Runescape(ugh)
Populous:the beginning, oooor,
G.T.A games?

[Rex Tirano]

Halo2.

Would you rather: snog your girlfriends/boyfriends grandmother or Make out with their father?

- Rexy

[Statikk HDM]

Hmm, its a tough one but my Dad is rather attractive. Kidding, I'd kiss the Grandma and hope she looks like that grandma in that one Bowflex commercial. Don't even act like you don't know what I'm talkin' about!
What would suck more, being a minnow or being a bug?
Now its time for the superpower/superhero showdown:
Invisibility or gadget making?
Stretching or Density Increase like Colossus?
Is Superhero a lame bitch for having every superpower or a really lame bitch for having every superpower?
Fight to the Death, Judge Dredd or Lobo, who wins?

[E'l Scrabino]

1. Being a bug small=squishums!
2. Invisibility! skrew teh gadgets!
3. Stretch-y.
4. The latter, dude!
5. Judge Dredd! Duhh...


Who is the best poster of this thread?
Statikk
Havoc
Me orrrr
Rexy?

How would you rather go out?(die)
Murder
Suicide
Sacrafice (spelling?) orrrrr
Explosion?

If you met me in real life, what would you do?
Say "Hi."
Say "Hello"
Say "Sup'?"
Shrug me off orrrrr
Say "Git' outta muh way!" and push me into a nearby wall?

[Slig_Cake]

1. If by me you mean you as in referring to 'me' then i guess I choose...Havoc.

2. I'd rather sacrifice myself for a decent cause (like saving someone....bodyguard styles)

3. If i met you i'd say 'mate what the ****s goin on? Come for a beer!'

And rexy I guess I'd rather make out with my gfs dad out of respect...cause her grandmothers dead. Her dad has nice eyes anyway and looks kind of cute when he wears that pink nightie.

What would you rather be?

A ghost that does all the floaty stuff, and goin through walls and not being visible. BUT you have no physical sense. As in you can't eat, drink or crack an erection. You are also immortal.

OR

Having to go through suffering in Hell for 1000 years before you are returned to Earth.

[E'l Scrabino]

Hell, dude!

enter question here incase you didn't notice, there is no question here.

[Statikk HDM]

Why don't older women shave? Because honestly a lot of them over 40 don't and really ought to. Is it because they're old anyhow and don't care OR they had a bad shaving experience and heard their husbands bitching about shaving so they don't want to OR all women over 50 are part of some Bridge-playing goatee sporting cabal thats trying to rule the world?
Somebody tries to mug you and you have a gun with you. How badly do hurt them? Not at all, you just give in OR a warning shot before opening a can of hot metal death OR a shot to the knee, gut or hand to show that you are serious and give yourself time to run away OR do you shoot to kill?
Jackie Chan has gotten a little fatter lately and has been out of film for a while, do you think Chow Yun Fat would whup Jackie's ass or would Jackie hold his own?
What's the deal with alligators? Seriously, they're just pussified crocodiles. I posit that the world's most bad ass alligator couldn't hang with a top 10 percent badass crocodile. 1 fight in salt water, 1 in the bayou, 1 on land, who wins Crocodile or World's Most Badass Alligator?
Funnier named animal, Great Bandy-Tailed Gamecock or Cockchafer Beetle?

[Bullet Magnet]

Worst way to die:

hanging upside-down from a building by a rope tied around your ankles, completely naked and having your head hacked off by a raw herring

OR

having your brains bashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick, a la death by the literal translation of the effects of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?

[Statikk HDM]

The first one, how could you possibly do that with a herring? Also, pretty embarassing.
Better facial hair: Gimli, Blackbeard, Ambrose Burnside, Merlin, or Snidely Whiplash?
Bigger douchebag: George W Bush or Tony Blair?
Car accident or poisoning, which is worse?
Best player to never have won his respective sport's championship game, Dan Marino OR Karl Malone?

[Lord Vulcher]

Worst way to die: get eaten alive.

[Mutual Friend]

Dancing bears or dancing hookers?

I'd go for bears.

[Lord Vulcher]

Another bad way to die: get suffocated by an elephant.

[Rex Tirano]

Hookers. Mainly because dancing bears is cruel to the animals and hookers choose to dance.

When a child asks where babies come from do you tell them:

The birds and the bees story or the cold, hard truth?

- Rexy

[Statikk HDM]

The cold, hard truth. They're going to learn it anyhow, why make yourself look stupid? I declare a moratorium on worst way to die questions. Its gotten out of hand.
What was cooler...
Xbox or PS2?
Playstation or Nintendo 64?
Sega Genesis or Super Nintendo?

[Daxter King]

1.Xbox
2.N64
3.SNES
Worst way to die: Getting your head stuck in a toaster on a high setting or from the sun burning you to death?

[Patrick Vykkers]

Sun burning you to death. Better actor: Mariah Carey or Pauly Shore?

[Statikk HDM]

I honestly would watch Pauly Shore's entire catalogue of work before watching Glitter again. No joke. And Pauly Shore is dead was pretty funny.

[Bullet Magnet]

You get shot in the arse. Left cheek or right?

[Patrick Vykkers]

Left cheek. Abe Vigoda nude pics or Clint Eastwood nude pics?

[Lord Vulcher]

Another bad way to die: naked in a glass box full of scorpions.

[skillya_glowi]

Worst way to die: throwing up all your insides before shriveling to a crust in the burning sun?
I think I got a little too graphic there XD

[Statikk HDM]

Eastwood is dead, I'll go Vigoda.
What should happen to the next person who posts something involving death, needlenose pliers purple nurple or a brass knuckle cockpunching?

[skillya_glowi]

Brass knuckle cockpunching. I don't have one

[Daxter King]

Worst way to die: Being eaten by thousands of orphens or several whipings before being hung?

[Lord Vulcher]

Worst way to die: Being eaten by thousands of orphens or several whipings before being hung?

Several whippings probably.