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05-08-2006, 03:37 AM
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Yep, it's my birthday.

It's been 14 years; it's hard to believe. Fourteen years since I was born, and nothing special has happened to me yet.

Well, I tried to talk my parents into getting me a Pyramid Head cake, but they wouldn't listen. I'm still too young to work at Hot Topic (I'll have to wait two more years), and i can't drive yet (to my mom's relief). All I'm getting so far is a new 40gb iPod hard drive ($130). The thing was pissing me off yesterday pretty bad (to the point where I was going to get a kitchen knife, and, well, you get the idea), so I'm real moody right now.

Anyways, it's my birthday, and all it does is make me feel worse about my life.
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05-08-2006, 04:12 AM
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Happy Birthday. Don't be pissed. Be happy. Getting a 40 GB iPod is a good thing. Have a nice birthday and enjoy yourself.
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05-08-2006, 05:42 AM
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Whoa? you just turned 14? somehow I expected you to be older.

Happy B-day!

*pulls out cake and gun*

your choice.

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05-08-2006, 06:37 AM
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You ONLY got a $130 40GB iPod and you're pissed? Do us all a favour; take the kitchen knife and rid the world of one more spoilt brat.


Thus hereby completing my audition as the new OANST


Seriously though; be thankful for what you've got. I've never recieved a present that good. Mine tend to be 'practical'. *yeesh*
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05-08-2006, 08:56 AM
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You're alive. You live in a major World Power. Is there any other reason not to be pissed? Seriously. As cliché as it sounds, at least you weren't born in some third-world, backwater African village or Middle Eastern shanty town.

You're life is better than you think, and one day you'll realize it. Hopefully.

Even if you don't, look at it this way: you've probably got another 55-75 years ahead of you to eat cake and work at Hot Topic.
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05-08-2006, 12:43 PM
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My iPod was already a 40gb (used), but it keeps freezing and skipping and my computer can't see it. After my dad looked at it, the only song on it is "Cha Cha Slide" (HATE!!!!!). I'm pissed because the iPod doesn't work in the first place.

Would people stop telling me to do myself in? A boy at scholl got me damn near close to doing it. I was laying in front of my mirror for two fours holding a knife (Angela Orosco-esque ala SH2). I also beat the shit out of someone today for teasing me because of my "Cut Here" shirt (bastard). Luckily, I didn't get caught, and had to suffer the torrents of friends singing to me. [/rant]
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05-08-2006, 02:32 PM
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no, I want you to live. But do you have to be a whiney whiney about everything?

Being Emo isn't cool. Suicide will never be cool. Wait, lemme check my remark

*portal to the future noise*

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ANN NEELYSAURUSBOT: hey guys! I killed myself today!! everybody's doing it!!! I did it cuz I only got a used 50TB Ipod 5000 for my B-day

Abeguy 2.0: AWESOME, ANNERZ!!! I Killed myself two years ago and the coolness hasn't gone down yet!!! I got about another 2 years before I have to do it again.

nate_bot_beep: ONLY a 50TB? good reason to kill yourself. Me, I gotta 100TB Ipod Pico (Thus hereby completing my audition as the new NARY)

SEA REXOMATIC: You could never replace New And Really Yummy, NBB.
Back to topic: Killing yourself is Soooooo popular!!!! *robot squeal*
*close portal noise*

I stand corrected
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05-08-2006, 04:36 PM
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Being Emo isn't cool. Suicide will never be cool.
I'm not Emo. I haven't attempted suicide in over half a year. My first thing about the kitchen knife was a joke (in bad taste).

Maybe I didn't put this clearly enough the first couple times: I'm not pissed because i'm only getting a 40gb hard drive. I'm damn happy that my dad is being that nice to me for once. I'm pissed at the iPod that's giving me all the problems, because I thrive on music, and being without it 24/7 is frustrating to me.

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But do you have to be a whiney whiney about everything?
I try real hard not to whine, but ranting is most of my problem. Especially since I don't have anyone I can trust to talk to. Every time I have to write an opinion paper at school, it turns into a chapter-long rant.
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05-08-2006, 07:19 PM
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Suicide is for quitters. Although I hear ALL the COOL goths are trying it...

I feel the evil urge to replace certain words in this sentence with those related to diseased, poor people in Africa and whatnot.

"I'm pissed at the contaminated water that's giving me all the problems, because I thrive on it (as water is necessary for life), and being without it 24/7 is frustrating (killing) to me."

Um, happy birthday!
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05-08-2006, 08:23 PM
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14 isn't bad at all. Wait till you get to 16 and you get your licence, its not all that. Try getting into and accident the first day you get your licence. Good thing I pull that little stunt on the bike or I would be the one who is dead. Then there is 18, not at all as good as you think. 18 sucks 14 rocks. So happy 14. Oh and if you were my kid I would let you get a job as soon as you asked for one, its how I learned the trade of skills in my career. If your intrested in motorcycles start working as soon as you can, and the same is true for everything else in life.
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05-08-2006, 09:36 PM
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I'm 14 and I have a job, and let me tell you, there isn't much choice for a 14, I wanna work in Game Crazy or some Video game store, but I can't till I'm 16, I currently wash dishes.
It sucks
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05-08-2006, 10:50 PM
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Hey The Shadowman. Never seen you before. I wash dishes (once a year for 2$) and I have to do stupid gay chores. The only thing I get paid for is Lawn Mowing. It's good money (20$) but my backyard is huge. Horrible work as far as the eye can see.

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Fourteen years since I was born, and nothing special has happened to me yet.
Be grateful. The only interesting things that have happened to me are almost being killed horribly about 3 times now which is really annoying and scary.

I just wanna say another thing (which would probably go in the What pisses you off thread).

Why does everyone use the word emo now? It's so frikking stupid. It's not a real word. It's probably some word invented by a fat PC nerd with no friends who wants to make himself feel special. Please, if someone appears as an emo to you don't call the emos call them dickheads.
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05-09-2006, 04:37 AM
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Why does everyone use the word emo now? It's so frikking stupid. It's not a real word.
It's an abbreviation of emotional.

You lose!

Oh and umm..happy birthday ANN NEELY?..no guess not.
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05-09-2006, 05:12 AM
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Ok then, then why lets say person A likes rock music and person B like rap. Person A calls Person B an emo for liking rap. How does liking rap make Person B emotional. Try to explain that to me please. Because every day I hear emo this emo that and it's mostly related to music which is dumb.
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05-09-2006, 05:24 AM
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http://www.acronymfinder.com/af-quer...nym=EMO&p=dict

Well its also an abbreviaton for emotional as a music genre(?).

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Emo

Have fun with that cause i really dont wanna get into an arguement about emos.

Oh and why would Person A call Person B emo?..if they did then they really are stupid.
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In my experience, people who attempt suicide, or even talk about it in a semi-serious manner, are merely seeking attention. Not only that, but you put everyone in an awkward situation - to help or not? It's extremely selfish.

It's your birthday, celebrate for goodness sake!

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Oddy V., People who listen to rap are not emo. No. No "buts" about it, people who listen to rap are not emo
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In my opinion, people who talk about suicide and other harmy stuff [when it isn't in the past tense "I used to cut myself... Man that was a bad time for me. Etc."] publicly are looking for attention. So: Grow up and get over it.

Only an Ipod!? Gods sake child! Worst comes to worst, sell the damned thing on ebay and buy something you want with the money.

Happy birthday though.

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Get back! He's mine!

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Oddy V., People who listen to rap are not emo. No. No "buts" about it, people who listen to rap are not emo
No, don't get me wrong. It was just an example. I have nothing against people who like rap. I respect others' musical beliefs.
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People who listen to rap are gangsters, aren't they? I'm sure I read that somewhere...

Little bit of advice - the quickest way to cure this crushing depression you're describing to us (you're still too young to work at Hot Topic?! Jesus, that sucks mega-ass) is to end it all. I know, you're blind to the obvious until it's pointed out, always the way innit?
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Oddy V., People who listen to rap are not emo. No. No "buts" about it, people who listen to rap are not emo
I listen to rap, and some people classify me as emo.

BITCH.

As for the iPod dealie, unlike many of the otherses, I feel your pain. I'm an only child in a middle-class family, and sometimes when my mid-range electronic gizmos don't work, I GET REALLY TICKED. You have my rich kid sympathies.

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I listen to rap, and some people classify me as emo.
People just throw the word 'emo' around like an insult these days to people they dont like.

Person A:I like X and Y things.

Person B:Shut up you emo!

But i consider emos to be wannabe goths who just contemplate suicide but never actully go through with it.

And alot of people think that way around here in Sydney, i'm sure Alcar would agree but i could be wrong.
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you mean goths realy commit suicide? how come there are still some left

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Tricky bastard...i wasn't implying goths kill themselves =P
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Yep, it's my birthday.

It's been 14 years; it's hard to believe. Fourteen years since I was born, and nothing special has happened to me yet.

Well, I tried to talk my parents into getting me a Pyramid Head cake, but they wouldn't listen.
a silent hill cake....................right

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People just throw the word 'emo' around like an insult these days to people they dont like..
No they don't you stupid emo
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Don't be so down. Your one day older than I am. I was quite lucky this year, I got RC Dalek ('exterminate') and some formaldehyde with jars. Mum found a dead chick too, so that is now in a jar :P
I'm being quite serious. Really. And apparently the formaldehyde came from boots. And presuming they don't normally excpect most people to use it for preserving, what the heck do they excpect us to do with it? It can poison through your bloomin skin or breathing it in, for pete's sake. Who's pete anyway?
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