Yep, it's my birthday.
It's been 14 years; it's hard to believe. Fourteen years since I was born, and nothing special has happened to me yet.
Well, I tried to talk my parents into getting me a Pyramid Head cake, but they wouldn't listen.

I'm still too young to work at Hot Topic (I'll have to wait two more years), and i can't drive yet (to my mom's relief). All I'm getting so far is a new 40gb iPod hard drive ($130). The thing was pissing me off yesterday pretty bad (to the point where I was going to get a kitchen knife, and, well, you get the idea), so I'm real moody right now.
Anyways, it's my birthday, and all it does is make me feel worse about my life.