I may be new here, But i love Oddworld, and Most of all I love the Zugzs! The best of the Oddworld races, I think, well anyways, i hope you like my first Fan Fic post, Enjoy!
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The day started like no other in Gizzard Gulch, as the sun began to rise from the golden yellow skys, everyone began to awake and stir... Even the Outlaws.. Red eye Joe, leader of the Black Metal Gang, was awake after a good night sleep in his little tent. His gang were living in the abandoned fort of Lotten Duke, but Red Eye did not randsom the water supply like the Lotten Duke did.. His gang was abit too small, so he kept quiet for now, bitting his time till he has a big enough outlaws on his side. Red Eye's bed was only a sleeping bag that he made from hundereds of cloths, he mumbled somthing under his breath, yawened and streatched his arms out abit.. He was a mediem sized Zugz, his arms were pumped though. He had a sub-mechine gun that he stole from a black market, and a big-ass mechide that was 6 feet long. He got his black striped shirt on, his blue pants, and his best hat , witch was a small, brown cowboy hat that he had when he was a young one. He stepped out of the tent, and looked around too see his Zugz Minions sleeping. He sighed, thinking his gang were more into sleeping insteed of stealing and robbing. He went inside the building of the building of the fort, where the door was busted open. He found the Intercom station, and his voice boomed in all the mics "Get your lazy asses up! Its morining and we need to get breakfest on the table!"
The Minons heard this, and at once they went to the west of the fort, where they kept there supplys and food stored. Rigged Teeth, who was a sherdder and the best cheif of all the gang, was still sleeping near the food, not aware that a hoard of Minons were going to slap him silly for not being awake making breakfest. Boom-Stick, a shooter Minon, smacked Rigged Teeth on the back of the head and said "Get up, dumbass! We need to get breakfest started, before boss gets his gun out, and ya dont want that to happen do ya!?" Rigged Teeth almost lost his tall stripped hat becuse of the force of the blow, and he gave a frown and said "Okay, okay! Just gets some eggs and ham from the supplys, so i can make us a omlete fo..." But before he could finish, the rest of the gang had there hands full of the ingredents that he needed for there breakfest. Rigged Teeth sighed, and then began a fire in the middle of the fort. There he had a pan, and he used his blade as a spachala, he began to make a omlete for all the Minons of the gang. The Minons waited in a line for there food, holding a plate and a rusty fork. After the last Minon was sirved, Rigged Teeth made the biggest omlete for Red Eye. Red Eye came out to see Rigged Teeth's Progress, and he gave a toothy grin "Good Work, Rigged Teeth. Now put the omlete on a plate for me, I am starving.." Rigged Teeth put the food on the plate as he was ordered, and he gave it to Red Eye. Red Eye began to chow down on the food, and Rigged Teeth hopped he would like it.. Red Eye was finished, and said "Very Good, best one yet.. Now that we all have our stomichs full, lets get to work.." Rigged Teeth gave a sigh and asked "Hey Boss, can i stay here, ya know, to watch the Fort?" Red Eye nodded "sure, but dont take any of the molah stash while we are gone, or your head will be clean off your neck, Ya hears me!" Rigged Teeth nodded, and without another word, sat down for abit.. Red Eye rallyed the Minons, his voiced boomed to the crowd "Okay boys, Some Quakers have decided to get a mine ready near one of the cliffs near the elevator to town, so we need to get in there, kill the Quakers, and then take over the mine to be used as a outpost.. any questons?!" No one said a thing, not even Two-Bite, who was a Thrasher and second of Command of the gang. Red Eye grined "Okay then, Lets Move out!"
The life Of a Zugz Outlaw
