Saw II was okay. I liked the second one just because they made a subtle stab at emo kids (no pun intended). The first one bored the shit out of me and that's especially hard when I have nothing in my bowels.
For the love of Jesus and dead puppies, we need to commit silky smooth genocide of the kids and directors who endorse those types of films. Whether it's picking up a Saw shirt at your local Snot Topic, or just pounding your flounder to acheive a gore-gasm, the likes of em need to be painfully erraticated.
I have faith that Silent Hill will pull through for me and that I can hold my wang in peace (God bless you, Pee Wee Herman). But they've managed to screw up a good deal of films this and last year. Thing Thong was on my okay list, they probably could have condensed it into 2 hours at most, my eyes were practically humping the graphics though. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, well, Tim Burton (and Danny Elfman respectively) is really losing his touch. Then of course we have The Fog remake, and then the Hills Have Eyes remake - both of which are just... wrong.
Though technically the Silent Hill movie isn't a remake, I'm sure if you got the right director - *cough* UWE BOLL *cough* - that they could fuck it up all the same.
PS: Leto, if you don't get on Xbox Live this weekend, I will rape you and Bambi with a shotgun in that order.
Last edited by Sekto Springs; 04-03-2006 at 02:11 PM..
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