*runs from Rexy and hides in cupboard*
Presents! A board game, t-shirt, a cheque for all of three quid, a very. very small digital camera which the CD for doesn't work so it's really quite useless, a book, a figure of one of the characters (the poetry-reading Vogon) from Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a mouse mat

, my yearly (and totally useless) clock from my uncle, a vast collection of gift vouchers for shops i never go in.... so on and so forth.