no, did you even see the pic? here's another one
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anyway, havn't had much time lately, so I'll do it now
We headed to the headquarters with our army of posessed thugs following us, Stranger rather. Well, it wasn't long until we reached his Capital of Evil right smack dab in the middle of a lake.
"that's smart," Stranger Remarked, sounding impressed.
"Yeah," I said, "I guess he did learn."
"But I don't really remember this lake," he said.
"That's strange," I said, walking closer to the edge of the lake, "cause here it is."
"So it would seem," Stranger said.
I bent down, felt the water.
What water?
It felt dry as the dirt I knelt on. I saw the water flicker like some tv screen.
"It's a hologram," I said, standing and turning to him.
"A holo-wha?" Stranger asked. He had a look to match the question.
"It's an illusion of real water," said, trying to explain it.
"English, Human," Stranger said, okay, he was getting territorial.
"IT'S NOT REAL WATER, SSSSSTEEF," I said. throwing the hot potato right back at him. He looked around as if to make sure no one heard. He looked back.
"Why'd you say that outloud?" he asked.
"Why'd you call me human like it was an insult?" I asked back, "You made yourself open."
"I'm sorry," he said, "Its just that you humans have a very annoying habit of talking very complicated like."
"Did Umi talk like that alot?" I asked.
"Ummm...I don't remember," he said, "But I'm sure it's something you guys do."
I laughed, "So it is" and started walking after Abe.
as we started walking through the supposed "lake" we turned to see the thugs standing there, at a loss of what to do.
"Hey!" Stranger yelled, "Phill here says its a holomajiggy thing! Its okay!" Then the Thugs said, "okay" and continued into to fake lake.
So we continued till we came to the giant iron building in the middle of it all.
"We going in?" I asked.
"Well no dur!" he said, chuckling, "Stop asking all these stupid questions!"
I smiled, shrugged. and we walked up to the door. We heard a click and a familier booming voice came over the intercom.
"SSStraaaaaanger," Freddy started, "How are you? look like hell, say, what are all my thugs doing with you?"
A thug walked up, motioning to another, grabbed our arms, and said to Freddy, "Well, boss, you told us to do what we wanted, but we thought you wanted the pleasure!"
he looked at us, and winked. We knew it was Abe.
"Well good job!! Bring'em on in!" he said, "But why did you need so many?"
"Well," Abe thug said, "this pink fleshy right here had quite a number of tricks up his sleeves. He tried to get away and it took quite a few of us to get him under control, he may not look like much, but looks can be deceiving!" He loosened his grip and whispered to pretend to throw him. I waved my arm away, and Abe thug purposely jumped back and then stage tackled me to the ground.
"Well, Whaddya waiting for?" He grunted, pretending to struggle with me, "You gonna let us in or what?"
"Yes, Of course! the quicker the disposal, the quicker the whole forest goes down!!!" he yelled, all of the posessed thugs started to get angry. Abe thug quietened them down.
"What was that?" Freddy questioned.
"Um...they were just cheering in agreement!" he turned to the other thugs, they were defiant, but Abe convinced them to give a weak "huzzah!"
"thats what I thought," he said, "Now, Come in!!!" and the doors started to swing open. Abe thug and the other grabbed our arms and "ushered" us into the building. We walked through a hallway up to another door. That door opened too and we all clambored into a big office, Like Sekto's. But Bigger I think. There behind a desk was Fredrick Ozin himself. He got up and walked around to the front of his desk, that's when I got a good look at him. He was Big Guy. Not fat, but rather muscular in fact. he had a buisness suit on, like sekto, but not to hide anything, at least, not from the looks of it. He had 2 big Cowboy boots on. He looked rather intimidating, but the one thing that ruined his granduer, was the bib that he wore around his neck. It had the graphic from the ad of the mudokon pops on it. Abe's thug gulped, his mounted gun head, moving around like a real head would when it was nervous. I whispered to him to calm down.
"So," he started, stepping toward Stranger "The famous Stranger," he walked to me, "and his little pet." I tried to jump at him, but Abe kept me back.
"Whoa," he mocked, "you better keep him on a leash." This guy was really getting annoying.
"You're through, Freddy," Stranger said, looking at him with a look of disgust.
"Ahh yes," Ozin said, walking back to his desk, "About that, how long did you think you could fool me?" he said motioning his hand toward all the thugs.
"Not long at all!" he said, broke from the thugs hands and motioned them to surround Freddy. Fredrick just sat there.
"Tsk tsk tsk," he said, "I'm very disappointed in you," he pressed a button on his desk. The doors opened and a whole lot more thugs entered the room.
"You see," Freddy said, "I'm not dumb, but rather hungry actually, and if you keep me from my lunch," he looked evilly at Stranger, "I get rather intelligent."
I couldn't believe my ears. Freddy just said one of the stupidest things ever trying to make him sound smart. The irony was so intense that I couldn't help laughing.
"What's so funny?" Freddy asked, and walked over to me. "You're helplessly out numbered," he turned back to his desk, "this is hardly the appropriate time to laugh. I was expecting more of a wimper, a beg for existance. Now, can we try that again?"
This guy had an ego bigger than his appetite.
I turned to Abe's thug, and whispered to it. He smiled and started to tell all the other thugs, a small murmer started to hum through the air.
"What's all that murmering?" Freddy asked, looking at me with curiosity.
"Oh, nothing, I just told them something," I said.
"I have no time for games!" he yelled, he came over to me and started shaking me.
I smiled. "Ka blooey," I said.
All of a sudden, all the thugs started to spaz out. A chanting started to fill the air, and when it reached it's climax, all the thugs spontaneously exploded. Blood and guts filled the air as Stranger grabbed me and we hid under his desk. Stranger Grabbed some Rabid Fuzzles from his knapsack, and threw them over the desk. With all the blood, the Fuzzles went crazy. And soon, we heard howls of pain coming from everybody in the room. Even Freddy.
We waited for what seemed like hours as the screaming continued and as the Fuzzles did their thing. Finally, when I though I'd go crazy from all the screems, they dimmed down until it stopped. Stranger and I looked out from under the desk and saw a sparkly clean room, with skeletons everywhere. White as if they were in the desert for years. We heard wimpering and we looked to the corner to see Freddy cowering in fear. Two extremely fat fuzzles were sitting there, trying to attack, but with the added weight, they just collapsed. Freddy was still sitting there. We approached and He screamed a blood curdling scream.
"Please!" He screamed, "Just leave me be!!!" Stranger brought out his bag of infinite holding and opened it. Freddy started to be sucked in.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" he yelled as Stranger sucked him in and capped the lid.
"Thats another one to add to the collection." he said, "Now all we need to do is destroy this dump and head back to the village.
"Well let's go," I said. After we found the generator, we set a couple boombats and other explosive animals around it. Stranger grabbed me and flung me on his back as he went on all fours.
"HOLD ON!!!" he said. He didn't have to tell me twice. I grabbed his clothes as hard as I could as he started running out of the building. We barely got out as the whole building exploded. We got knocked down for a sec, and got up.
The holographic lake had disappeared to be replaced by at least 1,000 acres of chopped down forest. We stared at the destruction as Abe came running up to us.
"You guys okay?" he asked, panting.
"Yeah," Stranger said, "We're fine. But what about the forest?" he asked, as if he was heartbroken.
"Oh that?" Abe said, taking a real good look on the destruction, "Well shoot, that sure is a doozy. But all we need is a couple of shaman, well, alot of shaman actually, and we'll have this forest back up in no time." He didn't seem all that worried.
"And besides," he said, "This forest has seen worse."
"Well," Stranger said, "Lets get back to the village and rest up. I'm tired." He started walking toward the direction we came from.
"Yeah," I said, "lets go."
"Okay then," Abe said, "but you won't have to walk," He said, and he started chanting, a group of birds appeared and started flying around in a circle.
"Why did you walk then?" Stranger asked.
"Who cares," he said, "lets go!" He chanted, and the birds transformed into a glowing ring. Abe straightened up, "Via portal"
I couldn't hold it in. I jumped up into the air and yelled "WAHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"
and ran straight into the portal.
To be continued
I'm having too much fun
I WANNA GO!!!
INSPIRATION: a fan fic
Sounds like it, too Abey.
yeh I jus' 
this story - pleaze keep it up
this story's so great and it's getting more n' more intense
