Samual:And the quest for oddities Among Oddworld

Abe16 · #1 02-06-2006, 08:19 PM

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Chapter1:Cause some Freak said so

"*sigh* Another day, another beating from sligs." sam said as he carried a rag and a bucket full of water to sector 3. As he was washing away, he heard a voice lure him to a corner loud enough it could split a slogs ear in half."Hey, you, yeah you.Over here." Said some Freak with a fake 'stache. "Who are you?" sam asked. "I'm leo from school.I mean, NEVER MIND that! Just go to these directions." said Leo. Leo passed him a torn up napkin with doodles and a map. "Alright, um, bye." Leo jump off the ledge and fell into a sligs hands. "Gotcha." said the slig.

Fortunately for Sam, had managed to create an escape route through Merv's Meats factory. So he followed the path that led outside and followed the map.When he got there that Leo kid was waiting for him. By the looks of it, he had drawn out a picture of unfamiliar characters to him and distinct locations by them. "So you made, so have I.Lucky for me, he stopped at a bar and while he was drunk,I-" Leo was cut-off. "Alright!Let's get this over with." Sam said.

"It was said on a Scrab Munchies box that you could go on a trip to name everything you see. So Itook the advantage of making one. You have to hunt down and name 6 creatures I learned in 6th grade." leo explained. "Can't you tell me the names?" Asked Sam. "they have no names. So, We need you to go and name'em.Well, I do." Sam thought and reluctantly agreed. And thus, begins an epic quest for oddities Among Oddworld!

Fuzzleman54321 · #2 02-10-2006, 04:43 AM

WOW! Excellent Story Abe16! Keep writing!

Abe16 · #3 02-10-2006, 12:56 PM

THANK YOU!

Chapter 2

ozing off in Lala land.

The first location Sam had to get through was the land of East Mudos. It looked all clear, watery and like a super cleaning mom had been here."Holy smokes." Sam has said. He walked through the grass.He then layed down for a short nap. Little did he know, East Mudos was home to the first creature and it was spieing on him.

A couple minutes later he felt hot,hard breath on him. He looked up. "AHHHHHHHHH!" Sam screamed. Jumped up in fright. The creature looked like a frog, but with four legs, menacing eyes, it was very big, sharp teeth and a tail. "Sweet merciful heavens..." Sam said. "HHISSSSSS!" The thing hissed out.

Sam ran up to a hill got some rocks avoiding it's venom, (yup,) grabbed a long string of vine turning a V turn and grabbed a net escaping it's teeth and quickly assembled a trap.(It looks lousy though,) The monster turns and crosses a rope and a giant net lands on it.

Sam jumps down and stares and it. "A frog? Frogog? Flog? Hmmm, I'll go with frogog." He gets out a piece of paper and writes the name down. He walks to the elum he traveled on and hears a cry of anger. Sam realizes the Frogog escaped! He quickly climbs onto the elum and runs like the wind.

Fuzzleman54321 · #4 02-11-2006, 02:48 AM

Lala Land.

Brillant! Keep it up!

Abe16 · #5 02-11-2006, 08:16 PM

Chapter 3:Walking in after barging in

"Dum dee dum dum." Leo was singing in the bathroom. Zap! "Ack!" Leo screamed. "Sam accidentally landed in the bathroom.

"Oh my god, so, so sorry!" Sam said covering his eyes. Sam walked out blushing. After a few minutes Leo walked out. "Now, what have you done?" Leo asked. "Well, I have a drawing," Sam holds out a crooked drawing of the Frogog. "And, it's name is the Frogog." Sam says. "Good, good. Alright bye." Leo said. "huh?" Sam wondered as he was warped to another zone.

Somewhere in Western Mudos, lies a creature so feriocious, you'd pee your pants just looking at a photo of it. The place Sam was at was stinky, smoggy and kinda icky and gross. "Ew, this is unneccesary." Sam said. He heard big footsteps create earthquakes up ahead. "Oh crap." sam said. The creature was gigantic, it has spikes on it's back, horns on it's head, glowing orange eyes, tusks and claws, sharp enough to cut up a mechanical machine in one swipe.

"Mommy!" Whimpers Sam. The creature roars and Sams loin cloth flys off. "crapo!" He runs to snatch his cloth and tues it back on. He sees a nearby gun of a slig who died earlier. He grabs it and shoots the creature. it just swats Sam into a metal wall. "Metal? Grenades!" Sam exclaimed. He grabbed a bunch and tried helplessly to jump on it's back. After numerous tries, head aches, back aches and incredibly large bumps, he climbs onto it. "Eat grenades fool!" Sam said throwing bombs into it's mpouth. the grenades blow up his stomach and he falls to the ground. "Spiker, that's it." He said. he drew a quick picture and got outta there.

Back home he walked up to a stall, peeked over and..."AHHH!" Leo screamed. "Ack!" sam yelled too and fell. "jesus, wait a minute," Leo said. he finished and went to Sam. "now, watcha got?" Leo asked. Sam gave him the drawing and name."good, bye!" Leo said, and with a flash, Sam was outta there.

Fuzzleman54321 · #6 02-12-2006, 02:46 AM

Heh funny. Very good Abe16!

Abe16 · #7 04-02-2006, 11:54 AM

Now, where was I? Oh, right.
Chapter4:Sticks and stones may break my bones, and wait, yeah, sicks and stones

Eerie, dark, lonesome and kinda creepy. those words described the place ol' Sam was in. Owls, rabid paramites and owls roamed the place called Darkwood Forest.The place gave Sam the heebie jeebies. Anyway, the beast sam was about to encounter was a carnivore, a monster, so beastly it could rip you apart in 3.2 seconds. Or so the legend says.

And sam was a man of superstitions.But too scared to go after any. He tried one when he was like, 9. The bloody Mary trick. It scared the heck outta him and turned the lights back on.

But we're getting off track. So, Sam was walking along, knees knocking, scared to death when he heard a large, terrible voice laughing at him."Ha,ha,ha, you cannot defeat me, no matter how strong you are." Sam was so scared, he turned paler than a blind mudokon. Just than, a vine was creeping u on him. It grabbed his leg and pulled him toward the terrible monster. "Ewwwww, you're all slimey and gooey," Sam complained. The monster lived in the swamp and was like, the only educated talking monster, he's seen so far. It also had yellow menacing eyes.

"Of course you know the legend mudokon?" The creature said. "Yeah!Who doesn't? You can, rip...me, up...in, *gulp* 3.2 seconds....Ho boy." Sam said. The creature swiped his claws toward him and only caught his pony tail. "ow, Ow, OW, OW!! let go!!!" cried Sam. It ripped his pony tail apart so it looked like a one mohawk piece. "Ow! That really hurt!" sam said. " That is nothing cpompared to what i'll do next," The thing said.

The creature swiped his hand but Sam did a U turn and brushed up sticks 'n stones,(read the title,) and is hit him. "Ouch! Grrr," It said. Sam had an idea. He ran into a little hole inside a tree. He made a sling shot with a stick and his momma's hair band. "feel the wrath of Sam er, Sam?" He let go and two rocks hit the creature right on the nose. He fired 4 more. Finally the creature was dizzy.

sam climbed up onto it and hit it with a stick. (Poor pathetic, stick hitting Sam,) Eventually it collapsed to the ground, knocked out. the creatures reputation was flushed in the toilet, and Sam warped back.
Back at Leo's hose....
"no officer, i swear i didn't do It!" leo was explaining, well, more pleading than explaining, but, anyway, sam warped in. "Nice timing SAM!" Leo said. "who's this guy?" The slig said. "In your face!" Leo shouted and punched the slig who got K.O.ed.

"don't worry, I'll take care of the body. Know, watcha got?" leo asked. "Well, I've called it the Sluducator, got it's self portrait of itslef and it's signature." sam said.
"awesome. Now, adios. I'm going to toss this slig body into the river." leo said.Leo snapped his fingers, and Sam disappeared.

Fuzzleman54321 · #8 04-07-2006, 03:12 PM

I absolutly love this story! Continue!