hello!!!!!

[the_oddity_within]

hi im new to the oddworld forums and well it seems like im unknown so yeah hi! ok im here you now know who i am so all is well.......for now.

[Daxter King]

Welcome to the forums. Hope you like it here.

[Wil]

Heya, the_oddness_within. Groovy name. Enjoy your time at the Oddworld Forums, won't you.

I'll just move this to the Welcomes and Birthdays forum.

[Icarus]

i warn you about warnings, beware.

oh and uhh hey.

[Jarnww]

Hello there, chap! Welcome to OF! I personally hope you'll be a great member and a happy camper. Have a nice day and many welcomes once again!

[Abe16]

Welcome to the forums. (How original )

[Dino]

Hello.

Momma cares because you do.

[metroixer]

Hell the_metroi-ODDITY_Within! Yea I did not just mix your name with something else...

[the_oddity_within]

haha! thanx im sure ill really like it here! i really like gabbiwogs...

[Leto]

You really like golliwogs? You daft racist.

Hello.

Momma cares because you do.

Ah! I suddenly feel like waxing the nip.

[the_oddity_within]

what how is it racist to like gabbiwogs? they are the preform of a gabbit....you know like munch....im not racist!

[Nate]

Read carefully. He has blatantly misconstrued your words to quote you as saying you like Golliwogs, which were interpreted as a racist slur on the part of Enid Blyton (God bless her soul)

[the_oddity_within]

oh, im so sorry! no i wasnt trying to be rascist, sorry bout that

[Rex Tirano]

Hun you weren't being racist. It's that darned Leto, you said 'gabbiwogs' he said 'golliwogs'. Leto stop picking on the newbies. ^_^

Welcome. I'd stay away from the nazi that is 'Rich'. He's power crazy and will do anything for s'more. But other than that everyone here is niceness.

Just have fun posting, but don't spam... We already have one spam monkey, the OWF can't handle another. A top-tip though, always use punc. and grammar. People here love that, so capitalise your your 'I's and you'll do fine.

If you run into any problems, you can pm any of the staff [even that weird boy Rich] or any of the other forumers. We'll all be happy to help. ^_^ [Although Leto may just tie you up and feed you marmalade. -_-;;]

- Rexy

[the_oddity_within]

haha, thanks alot! Ill try my best to capitalize my I's and work on my grammer, im sure It will be fun being here!

[metroixer]

Yes it will be fun. As long as you can stand the following:

Spammers
my metroid ramble
Havoc's tiger ramble
Used's and cullen's little fights ()
Uh......is that it?

[big bro boogie]

Hi, welcome newling to the oddworld forums. Have a pleasant stay.

You'll have no problem being tolerant I guess, you're just a little nervous... or something. As long as you're nice and don't spam and be... like you are now, we'll nice right back to you. So be prepared of a lot weird... strangely constructed jokes and stuff like Leto (Super Munch)

[Leto]

strangely constructed jokes and stuff like Leto (Super Munch)

Jes. For example:

oh, im so sorry! no i wasnt trying to be rascist, sorry bout that

Wait just one cotton-pickin' moment! Now you admit to being racist?! For shame.

[Icarus]

Yes it will be fun. As long as you can stand the following:

Spammers
my metroid ramble
Havoc's tiger ramble
Used's and cullen's little fights ()
Uh......is that it?

oh and my bullshit,

[used:)]

Yes, stop with that. Thats worse than what Met posted.

[metroixer]

Thats where you go in the spamming category Icarus.

[Dino]

cotton-pickin'

Does anyone else see the irony here?

[Leto]

I'm guessing The Oddity Within doesn't, so it's fine by me.

Welcome!

[the_oddity_within]

finnally! you no longer think im rascist! to say it in a non-rascist form "I am NOT rascist" incase you sorta dont get the point i feel very bad for you, and if you were absent througout this thread then i also feel very bad for you, ok glad thats out, and yeah i see the irony...

[Leto]

What irony? And what racism, for that matter?

[Dino]

Yeah this thread has basically had it, so unless we're going for thread closure now I suggest random and amusing words like phlegm and smegma posted between each word to cure the problem.

[SeaRex]

Welcomes have been had, so this thread is closed, my niggas.