I'm new........ DON'T HURT ME!!! *shivers*

Döbblyüw · #1 12-22-2005, 10:12 AM

Hey I'm new... uh... that's about it... Anyway I'd like to get know some of yous... soooo... yeah... mkay... alright...

Rex Tirano · #2 12-22-2005, 10:46 AM

Hullo. Welcome.

I'd be more greetingy-full, but for some reason I have hurt my arm and it hurts to type. -_- [And jezus, it's not repetetive strain injury thingy, so don't even look at Rich because of this

]

But you've posted, so I see you've got the rules. Don't spam and flame. The end.

Glad to see you here! PM me if youz need any helperoo!

- Rexy

***Nate*** · #3 12-22-2005, 01:27 PM

Hey Dobblyuw with a pair of umlauts. Welcome to the OWF.

You have nothing to fear. No-one here would ever hurt you.

*stifles a burst of laughter*

Abe16 · #4 12-22-2005, 01:42 PM

Hello and welcome.Judging by the looks on your username it looks like you have one of the funky keyboard attcachment thingys. Or something like that. yeah. i wish i had one of those. Anyway Welcome!

Oddish · #5 12-22-2005, 01:42 PM

Welcome to the forums. (I think)

Well you'll just be extra careful and no one will hurt you, yes it could mean less freedom to post.

....

What have we become?

*world ends*

xx_xx_0dd · #6 12-22-2005, 01:56 PM

Hello. Hope you have a nice stay.

Havoc · #7 12-22-2005, 02:14 PM

*Sharpens knive*

Why would we hurt you?

And welcome!

*Prepares C4*

metroixer · #8 12-22-2005, 02:51 PM

Welcome. Don't insult metroid and you will not feel the wrath of metroixer

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Daxter King · #9 12-22-2005, 03:48 PM

Welcome have a nice stay here at OWF. Please dont leave like so many other new members.

metroixer · #10 12-22-2005, 03:51 PM

Me and Havoc probably scared him away already >.>....

Abeguy · #11 12-22-2005, 03:52 PM

welcome sewege dweller, to the OWF
I'm not sure who will hurt you, but the sewer smell may cause someone to flip their lid and ATTACK!!!!

Howdy anyways

Lovo328 · #12 12-22-2005, 11:02 PM

Hey, welcome. (I should have made my entrance more peaceful like this guy did!)

EDIT: DUUUDE... Mushroomhead rocks!!! I love their song, Solitare/Unraveling

Munch's Master · #13 12-23-2005, 10:06 AM

Hi Dooblyuw. Strange choice of name, I still don't think there's anyone called 'Abe'. There's Alf, but no Abe, I think. Anyway, welcome, and why would we hurt you. We like new members, we really like new members, just come this way, and come look at our lovely new cooking pot big enough to fit a new member-I mean, fit a.......bed, in. Yes, a bed. Not a new member. We don't eat new members, do we guys? *Shares shifty, sinister look with everyone*

Havoc · #14 12-23-2005, 10:10 AM

Eat? No ofcourse not! *Sprays peper in cooking pot*

odd chick · #15 12-26-2005, 04:55 PM

Hey, there, person with the strange name!

Just kidding around, but you should stick around because this place really isn't so bad. As long as new members don't flame/spam up the place, everyone's cool, so no one will hurt you as long as you don't do that.

Do enjoy your time on this forum.

Icarus · #16 12-26-2005, 04:59 PM

i know where you live!!!! just kidding, yeah uh dude i joke alot so get used to it.

people to translate his name in understandable english it is "W"

ANN NEELY · #17 12-27-2005, 09:31 AM

Welcome to the Oddworld Forums!

Don't worry, we won't hurt you.....much.

Please remember to vvisit our gift shop for all sorts of cheap, useless junk!

Icarus · #18 12-27-2005, 10:26 AM

i harass people who don't like rock or who don't listen to awkward kinda music. t'sa joke, lighten the Fuck up. that's a joke to.

Scrab Watcher · #19 12-27-2005, 10:35 AM

Aw, we won't hurt you. *hides the flame-throwers, bad-grammar-hammers, daggers-of-sarcasm and various other OWF weapons from view* We're harmless. Really. No worries.

How to survive in the OWF
Use capital letters, commas and full stops where necessery.
Do your best with spelling.
If you don't have something revelent to say, don't say it.
Don't flame. Please try not to flame. We seem to be going through a phase of newbies which aren't all the best. No offence to anyone in particular.
Don't use leet. for the love of all that's good in the world, don't use leet. You will be killed. Slowly.

I hope I haven't scared you away...anyway this should keep you safe. Welcome to the OWF!

Icarus, back in your box. That reminds me. Don't curse un-necesserily, in the manner of dear Icarus for example.

used:) · #20 12-27-2005, 02:53 PM

Hi.

bye.

Leto · #21 12-27-2005, 04:29 PM

Steal my routine why don't you... Why I oughta... You bestid!

This is much like nearly every new member we get - Perhaps a small flurry of activity before they forget the place.

Hi bye indeed.

T-nex · #22 12-27-2005, 04:32 PM

I hope there will be a "hi bye welcome back" :-(

Icarus · #23 12-27-2005, 04:43 PM

did anybody notice that this is like the only post he has "posted", if you guys find his other post tell me. well actually i really don't care, let the kid live

Kimon · #24 12-27-2005, 08:50 PM

It's better to post only when you have something meaningful to say as opposed to shitting spam everywhere you go.

[/turdness]

Icarus · #25 12-27-2005, 08:54 PM

:

It's better to post only when you have something meaningful to say as opposed to shitting spam everywhere you go.

[/turdness]

but we like Spam, don't we people, we like meaningless shit.

Kimon · #26 12-27-2005, 08:59 PM

Nu-uh.

<---- That's my Grrface.

Icarus · #27 12-27-2005, 09:02 PM

:

Nu-uh.

<---- That's my Grrface.

you know there is this beef called spam

used:) · #28 12-28-2005, 06:55 AM

:

It's better to post only when you have something meaningful to say as opposed to shitting spam everywhere you go.

[/turdness]

Sigged my good fire frog.

Dino · #29 12-28-2005, 07:56 PM

Fuckin hi and all that. I don't like Mushroomhead much, I listen to stupid emo bands who cry about their mom or something. Have a cookie, eat a cookie, shit a cookie, life goes on and then it ends just like this stupid welcome post. The sooner the better I say, I get bored easily.