Happy Turkey-Day as people say here.
Happy Indian-Massacre day as other people say.
Well I missed my chance at my first Thanksgiving this year. I was meant to go my friend Phil's* family but he cancelled me the night before we were going to leave, which was too late to call up any of my other friends. So anyway, I'm stuck in a town in the middle of nowhere while all my friends have scattered around the state and I'm left alone doing homework
* Certain members will remember that I was already pissed off at Phil for other reasons this week already. Clearly the guy is just not worth it.