Boring

Dino · #1 10-12-2005, 10:22 PM

Wow, man, I'm like, SO hugely bored. I'm on the internet and I'm hugely bored, but I can't decide whether my boredom is as a result of being on the internet, or if me being on the internet is as a result of my boredom. Either way the two don't go together so I'm going to have to do something about it.

The internet being as incredably boring as it is, I don't quite know what I'm still doing here, especially since I've just come to the realisation that using the internet as a source of entertainment is about as fruitless as a dead strawberry bush... but I think from now on I will be using the internet for information gathering and shopping (and MSN and limewire and e-mail...).

Basically I'm going to go do something else now. It's my duty to inform you (cause if I didn't you'd all be like "where the fuck is Dino?") that it looks like this is it, the forums have basically hit rock bottom and I probably won't come back ever, so bye. If anyone still wants to talk to me about stuff they can ask Kimon for my AIM screen name. But you'll be lucky to catch me online, as I have better things to do.

Best of fucking luck to everyone who chooses to remain on this apocalyptically boring internet forum.

Thanks to SeaRex for giving me my stupid custom title. I enjoyed wearing it, as it separated me from the unworthy types in an enviably intellectually witty and flattering way, but wasn't so noticeably snobbish that I looked like I had a superiority complex (E.G. Hobo, who makes a point of it) - in other words Luke, you initiated my smug mode, so for that I thank you for your superior processing circuitry, and regret not interfacing with you more often.

Also, thanks to all those who allowed me to win arguments. I appreciated your suction.

Please, please, please; if you only do one smart thing in your entire miserable existence, don't respond to this thread, because I won't read it, and it would therefore be a waste of your time. Just look on and think of me in silence, and always remember, that I had your mom.

Joshy · #2 10-13-2005, 02:28 AM

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Basically I'm going to go do something else now. It's my duty to inform you (cause if I didn't you'd all be like "where the fuck is Dino?") that it looks like this is it, the forums have basically hit rock bottom and I probably won't come back ever, so bye. If anyone still wants to talk to me about stuff they can ask Kimon for my AIM screen name. But you'll be lucky to catch me online, as I have better things to do.

Finally his gone, but i bet his going to be back

used:) · #3 10-13-2005, 03:47 AM

There's the door!

Mojo · #4 10-13-2005, 06:15 AM

Well, bye, good luck with the rest of your life (or what's left of it anyway).

Hobo · #5 10-13-2005, 08:26 AM

Bye whoever you were...

Rich · #6 10-13-2005, 08:33 AM

Is it time for Dinowned?

T-nex · #7 10-13-2005, 10:14 AM

Anyways, i hope he'll be back soon with another account

Mojo · #8 10-13-2005, 10:55 AM

Rich, you the man! You got the Bollocks!

Cyber-Slig · #9 10-13-2005, 11:50 AM

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Anyways, i hope he'll be back soon with another account

ummm... WHY?!?

Anyway, see you in a while Dino, when you get that new account of yours.

Munch's Master · #10 10-13-2005, 12:23 PM

I would hve said it was a shame you were goen Dino, as I found you alright now and then, and you were good in off-topic stuff, entertaining and intelligent, if at times a flamer. But after seeing Rich's IP evidence, I'm not so sure if it is a shame. I wouldn't mind you coming back, but I would like you to maybe explain yourself in this whole mawk situation first.

CheeseOfGlory · #11 10-13-2005, 01:29 PM

Ahahahahahaha, hahaha, haha.... oh man, that was hilarious

AquaticAmbi · #12 10-13-2005, 01:30 PM

Try to come back with a better persona next time, kay?

Do it, Luke! Doooo iiiiit! You know what I mean!

T-nex · #13 10-13-2005, 01:31 PM

Maybe just let the case rest?? Evryone knew he was mawk anyways...

It's bad to bring old demons back -.-

AquaticAmbi · #14 10-13-2005, 01:38 PM

Yeah, especially demons that many let influence them so easily. I was rather ashamed of how many of you kept falling for the whole "I'm going to change and be nice" bull that he displayed a few times.

Rich · #15 10-13-2005, 02:56 PM

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Rich, you the man! You got the Bollocks!

Thanks, and sigged.

If I get banned, well... I don't give a shit, Peter knows where to find me

. I thought you all had the right to know that Dino was the same person as mawk.

***Alcar*** · #16 10-14-2005, 12:21 AM

Why would I ban you? (Rich)

Oh, and don't let the door hit you on the way out, Dino.

Alcar...

Facsimile · #17 10-14-2005, 01:31 AM

Yes, the forums are indeed dying. If only we all had some sort of crypt to retire to...

metroixer · #18 10-14-2005, 06:35 AM

Well see ya later ol Dino. You are imo okay to me. Sure people give you the occasional flaming and stuff. Yet I am a VERY patient person (Is that good?). So yea. If you ever come back at the forums let us know.(Damn I can be such a softy..)

Cyber-Slig · #19 10-14-2005, 10:54 AM

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Well see ya later ol Dino. You are imo okay to me. Sure people give you the occasional flaming and stuff. Yet I am a VERY patient person (Is that good?). So yea. If you ever come back at the forums let us know.(Damn I can be such a softy..)

You don't get it. Dino is some idiot who go left on his first account. He then made another account, called Death, who changed his name to Codek. He was constantly being a dick, eventually during the Nazi Warning age, he got himself 3 warning, 1-week ban. He came back spouting all his shite, and posted a pic of Alcar's face on a naked fat woman. He was banned.

Then he comes with mawk. A total dick, eventually he does his ''omg codek haked mee!111'' thread, changed his avatar to two men sucking cock and then acted all innocent. In-such. he was obviously codek. He was perma-banned.

Then we get Dino. Possibly the biggest Arsehole of them all, who so many people made friends with, who has now left, and porbably won't be back.

Now you see why he is so dis-liked?

Mojo · #20 10-14-2005, 11:04 AM

Maybe he has MPS (Multiple Personality Syndrome)?

Leeum · #21 10-14-2005, 11:09 AM

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Is it time for Dinowned?

I think the most ownage part of that is that he's on AOL lol

Can you not just IP ban him?

Mojo · #22 10-14-2005, 11:35 AM

That's the problem with AOL. With AOL, multiple people use the same IP. So, banning one IP will prevent ALOT of people coming to the forums.

Dino · #23 10-14-2005, 12:50 PM

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He came back spouting all his shite, and posted a pic of Alcar's face on a naked fat woman. He was banned.

Hahahaha! OMFG that was hilarious. Sorry... I know I said that I wouldn't be reading this page, but I was just browsing and saw that... and holy fuck, haha, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Alcar, man, seriously, get a sense of humour.

By the way, before you people go deciding that I am mawk, you should all read this - 172.200.0.0 is one of only a dozen IP ranges. This means that there are only a finite number of unique IP addresses between them. Considering that AOL UK has over 2 million users, it's not suprising that one user will end up with someone elses IP address at some stage. I've probably shared an IP with nearly every single member registered with an AOL address here, so it wouldn't suprise me if the list of members who've shared an IP with me extends way beyond just mawk.

Anyhow, have fun. I may check up on you guys again, just to see if you're dead yet, but then again I may not.

Byebye.

Rich · #24 10-14-2005, 01:08 PM

You think we don't know that? Actually, compared to other AOL users, you have less matches with other peoples IP's. Possibly due to fact that you've only been here a little while compared to some. Most of the IP's listed are ones that you do not share with others. The few celebrity guests you do share IP's with are with people such as Godlesswanderer and Rexy, who couldn't possibly be the same person as mawk, whereas you are very similar to mawk, and the other Reese clones, having said that.

I honestly don't care if you are mawk or whoever. I find this Dino character quite funky, I quite like you in some ways. I know that you may not be mawk, but that picture was too good not to post.

Also, take more care in making your character next time, you told us you were 17. Which means your birthyear would be 1988, you seem to have miscalculated.

See you later mawk, please come back in the future.

Oddish · #25 10-14-2005, 01:09 PM

Well, I don't know how many acounts you had, but I'll say bye anyway.

Cyber-Slig · #26 10-14-2005, 02:16 PM

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Hahahaha! OMFG that was hilarious. Sorry... I know I said that I wouldn't be reading this page, but I was just browsing and saw that... and holy fuck, haha, I haven't laughed this hard in a while.

Alcar, man, seriously, get a sense of humour.

Is it just me or is anyone else getting a hard time understand what's so funny about that?

Your post just shows how weak you are Dino. ''I won't bother reading this again'', pfft... yeah right.

Dino · #27 10-14-2005, 05:03 PM

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I know that you may not be mawk, but that picture was too good not to post.

Really? Haha, gosh, I'd love to agree with you there, but I know I'd feel guilty, because it'd be for completely different reasons.

I personally liked the way you offered it as proof incontrovertible that I am mawk, and then totally backpedalled by conceding that your "irrefutable evidence" suggests that I'm also Rexy. Great theory, have a Nobel Prize. Of all things, how deliciously ironic that in the end it was your forum friend who would come round and knee your forum ego in the rattlers. Brilliant!

So it's like, "uh oh, I guess I goofed!", but then it's "uhm, er, I mean... but hey, aren't I still so witty and amazing? Yeah... yeah we knew about that all along... hey don't you think I realised that before!? You're so STUPID! But just to ensure that I'm hugely popular, I think I should tell you that you're also awesome, and that I don't care about the whole omgurmawk thing, even if I spent all that time harbouring grudges and making stupid insults because of it... that was just trying to fit in... yeah... I was totally just on a bandwagon man.".

Your obvious insecurity is the funniest part, not your stupid "Dinowned" gag, even though you won a point for clever use of words. But considering that you generally managed to own yourself and not me, I'd say that on balance it probably wasn't the best manoeuvre you've ever pulled, even though it was the funniest thing that I've ever seen come from you.

Unintentional satire at it's best.

***Alcar*** · #28 10-14-2005, 05:10 PM

You're back. Again.

Oh, and yes, while the evidence may have some flaws, I don't doubt the facts it shows. I've known you were another Reese-clone since you joined. It's just so funny to see how you squirm into another persona, but revert to your old ways.

I'd honestly see some sort of Medical expert, devoting ones time to this forum, in such an unhealthy manner can't be too good. I can't help but imagine you as a 30 year old fat and balding loser with little to no life - harsh, but then stereotypes always are.

What's even more funny, and rather vindictive, is why I'd allow you to continue posting here when I've known every single one of your clones well ahead of everyone else.

Alcar...

Rich · #29 10-14-2005, 05:19 PM

Unlike you Dino, I don't have a 'forum ego' that I must desperately defend to the death. I don't care what you, or anyone else on here thinks of me. But I must be doing something right, to get into the position I'm now in, and be friendly with some of the great people on here. So yeah everyone. Dino is right. I suck and own myself, but I'll see you in the crypt, OWF or on msn.

EDIT: And while it was a silly thing to post, it managed to bring back the great, dissapearing Houdino from his 'leaving OWF for good' speech.

CheeseOfGlory · #30 10-14-2005, 05:21 PM

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Please, please, please; if you only do one smart thing in your entire miserable existence, don't respond to this thread, because I won't read it, and it would therefore be a waste of your time.

Haha... and so the forum battles continue

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