I've lost the keys to my bike-lock! How can I remove it from my bike?

[Dipstikk]

I'll keep this short and sweet, because I need to go out and do stuff soon.

My bike lock's keys are lost, and I've locked my bike lock (one of those cord-locks, I lock it by looping it through the wheel and the handle). Any way to unlock my bike without keys? Anyone know how to pick a lock?

[LoboDiabloLoneWolf]

Only thing I could suggest are bulk cutters. Should work, but you'll need a new lock, or you could try a locksmith. My dear ol' (but incredibly stupid) dog once locked us out, but we got a locksmith dude to come and he got us in.
That's s'all I got, sorry.

[Rich]

Well, you can either wait for the keys to show up, unless they are unfindable and lost forever. In which case, annihilate the useless contraption, as its useless without the keys anyway, you may as well gain some amusement by mutilating it beyond use.

[Dino]

I can pick locks.

PM me and I'll send you some tutorials.

[Dipstikk]

Woudn't you know it, I found the keys not two hours after I posted this.

Close, please. Sorry about this, guys.

[Rich]

Meh... The end then.