Old? OLD!? YOU CALL 16 OLD!? HELL YOU HAVE...(counts fingers) 84 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE! But hey, I can say...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIMON! AND A JOLLY NEW YEAR! (oh damn, gone too far)
Happy birthday, Kimon.
Old? OLD!? YOU CALL 16 OLD!? HELL YOU HAVE...(counts fingers) 84 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE! But hey, I can say...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIMON! AND A JOLLY NEW YEAR! (oh damn, gone too far)
Happy birthday, Kimon.
I can spot two things wrong with that post.
One is that it implies that you have 100 fingers.
The other is that it implies that Kimon will live to be 100. And I'm not sure that Kimon can afford that kind of health insurance.
damn straight I have 100 fingers! My math homework wouldn't be so hard! (Just kiddin')
And I was thinkin' that humans lived up to 100 years, but since you brought that post up...I kinda look back to all the people who didn't survive to be 100...But hey! Maybe you'll live to be 75! Who knows!
Old? OLD!? YOU CALL 16 OLD!? HELL YOU HAVE...(counts fingers) 84 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE! But hey, I can say...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIMON! AND A JOLLY NEW YEAR! (oh damn, gone too far)
Happy birthday, Kimon.
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Whoo-hoo! Triple Digits!
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Bastard! I thought you were younger than me...
Happy Birthday you crazy foo'!
And here I was, thinking you were older than me. How crazy is that? *Shakes head*
It's the mod thing. Such authority.
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Dino, only you could turn a simple birthday thread into a discussion about human life expectancy.
He's magic.
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And yeah, welcome to sweet sixteen you sexy little rat, have a blinding good time.
It started off well enough. Clinkin' bottles together with some pals o' mine! Never had I had such a fabulous time.
16........old? Heh, I'm even older than that. Anyway, happy b-day, Kimon. It sounds like you've enjoyed yourself so far, which is cool. Enjoy the rest of it!
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Old? OLD!? YOU CALL 16 OLD!? HELL YOU HAVE...(counts fingers) 84 YEARS LEFT TO LIVE! But hey, I can say...HAPPY BIRTHDAY, KIMON! AND A JOLLY NEW YEAR! (oh damn, gone too far)
Happy birthday, Kimon.
OMG STFU NOOB
Anyway, happy birthday. Being 16 rocks. SEX FOR ALL!