Yay! I'm New! Kick my sweet ass bitches!

Karotch · #1 08-17-2005, 07:52 AM

Yeh, I'm a n00b! Now I need the initiative ass-kicking! Woo! Shank! Tickle! Scratch!

big bro boogie · #2 08-17-2005, 08:00 AM

Are you asking to be spanked? Sorry, I only spank women I know or... certains.

And oh, I hope you'll have a pleasant stay at our sweet forums.

Dark Elite_H2 · #3 08-17-2005, 08:03 AM

Hmm...nice title thar, Karotch...Oh and, um, have a nice stay here at Oddworld forums. Don't get in to too much trouble, or deal with one of the admins.. Got it?

Rich · #4 08-17-2005, 08:10 AM

I think I've seen that Avatar before on the Ultimateguitar.com forums.

Welcome aboard Karotch. I hope you enjoy yourself.

T-nex · #5 08-17-2005, 08:11 AM

Hi Karotch, Can i call you Carrot?

SligNewsCasterGod! · #6 08-17-2005, 08:16 AM

yeah.. a "great time..."

Havoc · #7 08-17-2005, 08:27 AM

*kicks the newbie*

T-nex · #8 08-17-2005, 08:33 AM

*Kicks Havoc* Be nice to the newbies /rant

AquaticAmbi · #9 08-17-2005, 02:53 PM

T-nex, that was the shortest rant I've ever seen.

Welcome Crotch... er.. Krotch... I mean, Karotch.

Abe16 · #10 08-17-2005, 03:04 PM

Welcome to the, ah whatever. Welcome.

odd chick · #11 08-17-2005, 03:06 PM

Don't ask why, but I find something totally hilarious about your name! I guess I'm just easily amused by anything.

Anyway, welcome to the forums, Karotch.

Leto · #12 08-17-2005, 03:40 PM

I like your attitude. And just for that, I shall initiate you.

YOU'RE ADOPTED AND YOUR PARENTS DON'T LOVE YOU!

Dino · #13 08-17-2005, 09:14 PM

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I like your attitude. And just for that, I shall initiate you.

YOU'RE ADOPTED AND YOUR PARENTS DON'T LOVE YOU!

ROFFLEMAYO

Welcome to the forums, please try to fly, or sort of, hover, we don't want you filthy newbies touching our clean surfaces.

And as for dirty surfaces, well, only I am allowed to touch those. Meow.

Havoc · #14 08-17-2005, 09:41 PM

Sure pall, no one els wants to touch those anyway :P.

Kimon · #15 08-18-2005, 07:25 AM

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Shank!

My new favorite word. I praise thee who is fortified with Vitamin A.

Oddish · #16 08-18-2005, 03:54 PM

Weclome to the forums, Korotch.

LoboDiabloLoneWolf · #17 08-18-2005, 04:14 PM

Welcome to the Odd! I like yer style Karotch, good sense of humour always helps. Just keep to the rules an' you'll be just fine.

Dino · #18 09-04-2005, 07:39 AM

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My new favorite word. I praise thee who is fortified with Vitamin A.

But I didn't say shank...?

Splat · #19 09-06-2005, 06:37 AM

Welcome Karotch, and please recieve a copy of my fail-safe Oddworld Forums survival guide.

1) Don't annoy the moderators, especially the super mods cus them's scary!
2) Don't spam, post in the wrong forums or generally make an ass of yourself.
3) Don't be rude to any particular social group or person, doing so will likely result in pain and hate-mail.
4) Don't do anything stupid, especially in front of certain members who you should be able to identify by the trail of traumatised noobs behind them.
5) Watch out for Dino, he bites. (though maybe you wouldn't mind that so much)

Rex Tirano · #20 09-06-2005, 06:52 AM

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5) Watch out for Dino, he bites. (though maybe you wouldn't mind that so much)

That's half of his kinky charm.

Hey Karotch, yeah Splat pretty has it all covered, but as you're new [and you know... We dislike newbies.

j/k] you should just know that if you need any help at any time, just ask any mods or any other member. ^_^

Have fun and be yourself, and I look forward to seeing you post around the site.

[BTW I can't get the word Kakarot out of my head now.

'Tis evul!]

- Rexy

Rich · #21 09-06-2005, 09:04 AM

I haven't seen Karotch around lately. He probably thinks the forums have died due to the downtime and 1337 h4x0rZ. I hope he hasn't abandoned us.

Coolmanbizkit · #22 09-06-2005, 01:36 PM

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I haven't seen Karotch around lately. He probably thinks the forums have died due to the downtime and 1337 h4x0rZ. I hope he hasn't abandoned us.

He probably has, thinking that we all gave up on the forums when it happened... So yeah welcome Crotch.

Or shall i call you by your actual name, Karotch?

Rich · #23 09-06-2005, 02:09 PM

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He probably has, thinking that we all gave up on the forums when it happened... So yeah welcome Crotch.

Or shall i call you by your actual name, Karotch?

Dude, you're missing the point. How can you welcome someone who isn't here? It's like me turning around and speaking to my friend when he's actually half a mile away, fast asleep in his bed.

It's like me creating a thread and saying, "Fred's new here, let's welcome Fred!" When Fred, clearly, does not exist.

Coolmanbizkit · #24 09-06-2005, 02:12 PM

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Dude, you're missing the point. How can you welcome someone who isn't here? It's like me turning around and speaking to my friend when he's actually half a mile away, fast asleep in his bed.

It's like me creating a thread and saying, "Fred's new here, let's welcome Fred!" When Fred, clearly, does not exist.

How do you know he isnt here? Have you asked if he has left.
And 'Fred' might exist, Do you know everyones name here Richmond? Well? Do ya? Back on topic: If you are here Karotch, Enjoy your stay

Rich · #25 09-06-2005, 02:19 PM

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And 'Fred' might exist, Do you know everyones name here Richmond?

Only of the most important people, Tomathon.

Fred doesn't exist I tell thee! I made him up, I know what he looks like and you don't.

Coolmanbizkit · #26 09-06-2005, 02:20 PM

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Only of the most important people, Tommahue.

Fred doesn't exist I tell thee! I made him up, I know what he looks like and you don't.

If he doesnt exist you cant know what he actually looks like... Therefore i know what he looks like too

Rich · #27 09-06-2005, 02:26 PM

This has reached the point of stupidity.

To not be hypocritical and unfair to other members, I'm giving a caution to You, myself and Fred. Let's stop this now.