Away For Two Weeks

Rich · #1 07-21-2005, 10:43 AM

It grieves me to say it, but I'm going to Cyprus for two weeks. I'm leaving on saturday and shall not return for around two weeks. Don't give me any of this "Enjoy yourself" bullshit, as I absolutely hate going to hot places at the hottest time of the year when I've just finished a stressful time at school and need to relax at home and be around familiar things.

My desire for the familiar will hopefully be satisfied by my friend, who is coming with me, he'll make the trip more enjoyable than it usually is, but he'll probably end up depressing me more in certain ways.
I'm sure it'll be all good once I've gotten into it, but still, I'd rather not go.

Wish me luck everyone, Hobo and Searex will keep this place clean while I'm gone. Now, you've got two days to make comments before I go.

Commence!

Rex Tirano · #2 07-21-2005, 10:48 AM

Aw, but your modship is needed here! You ass! Well at least you'll be all tanned and relaxed[ish] when you come back. Remember those all important presents and holiday snaps!

We're gonna miss you! *Hugz

Have fun if you can, and don't forget to be nice to your friend. He doesn't want a moody, wanking friend to spend the fortnight with.

- Rexy

Hobo · #3 07-21-2005, 11:00 AM

Don't have any fun. Y'hear. Miss me. Lots.

used:) · #4 07-21-2005, 11:05 AM

Adios Amigo! Enjoy the sizzleing pissiness of the Medditteraenean!

Oddish · #5 07-21-2005, 12:51 PM

See you soon Rich, have some kind of a time there.

Leto · #6 07-21-2005, 04:06 PM

Bai bai.

Come back early or we wil shoot you.

To you I say: MR KRABS LIEKS HORES ^_^

Don't have fun.

AquaticAmbi · #7 07-21-2005, 04:32 PM

Hope your trip isn't as terrible as you expect... I hope it's even worse!

But really though, try to make the best of it.

Dino · #8 07-21-2005, 07:44 PM

I have fleas. They're a really major problem. You find one, kill it, then you find another... they lay eggs and walk all over the place, rather than just stay on the freaking cat. Only ever had one or two on myself, but now I'm getting bitemarks show up and they look horrible.

Having a shower doesn't make a difference. You could have a million showers and it wouldn't make a difference. They just hop back on you when you're dry. Of course the majority of the time they're on the cat but still it's amazing just how many actually live in the carpet without anything to feed on. And it's amazing how many of them will hop off a perfectly good cat.

I've gone round the whole house with staykil and nearly gassed myself in the process, so we'll see. The entire house currently smells like a petrol station forecourt, but if it gets rid of these damn fleas then it'll be worth it. But that aside it's driving me nuts.

So with your permission Rich, I'd like to hop on that plane and go with you, so that I may escape these wretched creatures.

used:) · #9 07-21-2005, 07:55 PM

I just rubbed this...miasma into into my cats fur, and I think that did it. But I fear fumigation is approaching.

Coolmanbizkit · #10 07-23-2005, 06:09 PM

Bye bye Richie Boy!

odd chick · #11 07-24-2005, 04:52 PM

Bye, Rich. Sorry that you hate hot places-I don't particularly like them myself (well, unless there's a way to stay cool, or something.). We'll miss you, man!

Rich · #12 08-07-2005, 01:13 AM

I R TEH BAKZ0R

It wasn't that bad, but meh...
How're things here?

Rex Tirano · #13 08-07-2005, 05:17 AM

Rich! Welcome back! We've missed you. ^_^

I think the holiday made you teh soppyness.

- Rexy

Leto · #14 08-07-2005, 11:53 PM

Rich, you sexy hunk of man! Welcome bahk!

You have missed all but nothing, which seems to be the thing everyone is missing recently...

Well, hi!

odd chick · #15 08-10-2005, 07:57 PM

Sorry if it's a bit late, but welcome back!

Rich · #16 08-11-2005, 04:47 AM

Why thank you, you sexy beasts. You're all sexy beasts and I missed you too.

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Rich! Welcome back! We've missed you. ^_^

Especially you! Come over to my house immediately and I'll give you an early Birthday present.

Rex Tirano · #17 08-11-2005, 06:40 AM

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Especially you! Come over to my house immediately and I'll give you an early Birthday present.

I don't want a red bottom like yours. How about I have your little lollipop and we call it quits?

Oh, yes... Welcome back.

- Rexy

Rich · #18 08-11-2005, 07:14 AM

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How about I have your little lollipop and we call it quits?

No. I already gave that one to peter.

You get the ultra-special, extra large suggary one, yummy!

Dino · #19 08-11-2005, 10:22 PM

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To you I say: MR KRABS LIEKS HORES ^_^

No he does not. ^\i_i/^

He likes fish. Yes. Although in certain parts of Hull, fish is synonymous with whore.

Oh, yeah, bye and all that.

Rich · #20 08-12-2005, 03:05 AM

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Oh, yeah, bye and all that.

Well yes, thanks. But I've been back for a week now.

Dino · #21 08-12-2005, 03:27 AM

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Well yes, thanks. But I've been back for a week now.

Yes yes whatever have fun. See you in a fortnight.

Rich · #22 08-12-2005, 03:43 AM

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Yes yes whatever have fun. See you in a fortnight.

I love you, you are one of the reasons why I missed this place. Then again, why not? *gets in someone elses suitcase* See ya soon!