Corrupt Wishes

sligster · #1 07-08-2005, 10:04 PM

let's see if this will catch on....

here's how to play, I wish for something, then the next poster answers that wish by saying "Granted" and then something wrong with that wish...

hmmm... that was a crappy explaination... here's an example, then:

Person 1: I wish for a puppy!
Person 2: Granted. But the puppy is evil and will kill you in your sleep. (and then person 2 states their wish, person 3 answers it, ect. ect.)

well, there's the crappy and ill thought out rules.... let's begin...

I wish for a chocolate cake!

Dark Oddworld · #2 07-08-2005, 10:50 PM

The cake has food poisoning.

I wish I could summon Anima (From Final Fantasy Ten)

Dino · #3 07-08-2005, 11:57 PM

Oh please not another thread game. These are always so stupid.

a flock of seagulls · #4 07-09-2005, 12:12 AM

Once again, you try and start a flamewar.
Anima is mentally retarded.
I wish for dino to shut the **** up.

Dino · #5 07-09-2005, 12:19 AM

Wish denied, cocksocket.

a flock of seagulls · #6 07-09-2005, 12:21 AM

Then you are no worse then how you describe me, cock muncher.

Dino · #7 07-09-2005, 12:32 AM

Ok ducky, you want stupid threads like this one on the forums? Proverbial crap-on-the-doorstep like the stupid answers for stupid questions thread that got closed recently? FINE. I won't bother you any longer, I'll just leave it for Searex to rape later.

So you win for now chuckles. Just remember not to play with yourself in public and don't run with scissors.

Facsimile · #8 07-09-2005, 12:43 AM

I have to agree with Dino here, can't you people who love these pointless games find a forum dedicated to them?
It must exist.
But if it doesn't, then go and make one. You must have the time to do so, because you must be fuckin' bored if you play these games.

a flock of seagulls · #9 07-09-2005, 12:49 AM

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You must have the time to do so,

Nope, I don't.
I barely have time to be on here what with ordering cleanser for the skulls and ropes for the bodies.
Not only that but I have to work on my comics on other forums, arguements to solve on other forums, etc.

Dino · #10 07-09-2005, 12:51 AM

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Nope, I don't.
I barely have time to be on here what with ordering cleanser for the skulls and ropes for the bodies.
Not only that but I have to work on my comics on other forums, arguements to solve on other forums, etc.

Sounds like you've got plenty of time on your hands to me.

In fact, it sounds like you're a regular school-skipping loner.

a flock of seagulls · #11 07-09-2005, 12:53 AM

Schools out right now.
0wned.
Now stop trying to flame and start corrupting the god damn wishes

Dino · #12 07-09-2005, 01:01 AM

You want me to corrupt your wishes? OK.

Every time you big yourself up by saying "0wned" you make yourself look like a self impressed moronic egotist.

You're wasting your life by staying indoors posting on forums and drawing shitty comics that will never go anywhere, and if you carry on you'll end up on the street as a hopeless nobody who'll probably die cold and alone.

School's out for summer but the holiday is meaningless to you because you skip school anyway, and you're such a loner that you've no friends to spend the time with.

Your stupid attitude and moronic comments mean that even the forums you spend all day on hate you and reject you.

Feeling corrupted yet?

Remember, it's "down the street" not "across the road".

a flock of seagulls · #13 07-09-2005, 01:07 AM

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You want me to corrupt your wishes? OK.

Every time you big yourself up by saying "0wned" you make yourself look like a self impressed moronic egotist.

You're wasting your life by staying indoors posting on forums and drawing shitty comics that will never go anywhere, and if you carry on you'll end up on the street as a hopeless nobody who'll probably die cold and alone.

School's out for summer but the holiday is meaningless to you because you skip school anyway, and you're such a loner that you've no friends to spend the time with.

Your stupid attitude and moronic comments mean that even the forums you spend all day on hate you and reject you.

Feeling corrupted yet?

Remember, it's "down the street" not "across the road".

Boy, you dont learn, do you?
let me say it again for you.
YOU CANT INSULT ME USING SHIT I DONT CARE ABOUT.
Whatever happens in life, happens.
Thats it.
Its people like you who ruin it by thinking that it can change.
I dont care what happens, cause so far, its been going good.
I've shaken hands with two mayors, a very famous celeb, fallen in love, travelled the world, and many other stuff.
What have you done?
Started flame wars?

Dino · #14 07-09-2005, 01:20 AM

You asked me to corrupt your wishes. So stop complaining.

And unlike you I don't spend my time on the forums gloating/bullshitting about all my life achievements in a pathetic attempt to curry favour with the other forumers. So no, I'm not going to tell you what I've done with my life. If you want to assume that I've done nothing important with my existance, then go for it susan, because as far as I'm concerned having some insignificant unrespectable melvin delude himself into the belief that he's achieved more in his life than I have is FAR better than tarnishing my name by doing something as arrogant as boasting about how many mayors and important people I've shook hands with.

a flock of seagulls · #15 07-09-2005, 01:23 AM

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You asked me to corrupt your wishes. So stop complaining.

who said any of the things you attempted to insult me with were my wishes?

"And unlike you I don't spend my time on the forums gloating/bullshitting about all my life achievements in a pathetic attempt to curry favour with the other forumers."
Who said i was gloating? i was just proving that i've done something with my life.

Jacob · #16 07-09-2005, 01:28 AM

'I wish I could summon Anima (From Final Fantasy Ten)'

Granted. But it turns on you and you're violently eviserated. Awww.

'I wish for dino to shut the **** up.'

Granted. But he shuts the f*ck up by having a munch on your fathers Phallus (or Lingum, hee-hee)! Your mother walks in the room, sees this and orders him out. Divorce taks place. There's much bitter resentment. Mother gets custody of the kiddies. Daddy is enraged. Daddy goes to Mothers house and strangles her. He then kidnaps the kiddies in the car, drives into the garage, locks the garage door and leaves the engine running.

Thankfully a neighbour sees this and calls an Ambulance. The Ambulance comes and attempts to save everybody in the locked car...sadly everybody dies but you. Though you do have a considerable amount of Brain damage.

...but you get over it. You're 'tough'. And within an hours time you're back to drooling and dribbling your processed, watery food. Ooohh, yum!

I wish Dino would enter me...ahem.

Dino · #17 07-09-2005, 01:29 AM

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who said any of the things you attempted to insult me with were my wishes?

Who said i was gloating? i was just proving that i've done something with my life.

You never told me your wishes so I assumed what they were.

And I said you were gloating. In what way is shaking the hand of 3 moderately important people and going on a few holidays abroad "doing something with [your] life"?

Frankly I wouldn't be suprised if landing a job at a convenience store ends up being the highlight of your life the way you harp on about a few insignificant details as though they're proof positive that you're one cultured dude.

You don't even realise that you're contradicting yourself. On the one hand you're saying that you're living a pimped out fulfilled lifestyle and you're pushing your existance to the max, and on the other hand you're admitting that you're a shut in insomniac who's most recent "highlight" was returning a rented video.

a flock of seagulls · #18 07-09-2005, 01:32 AM

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You never told me your wishes so I assumed what they were.

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I wish for dino to shut the **** up.

Hmmm... It seems to me, that your reading skills need some improvement.

Dino · #19 07-09-2005, 01:35 AM

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Hmmm... It seems to me, that your reading skills need some improvement.

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Wish denied, cocksocket.

It seems to me, that I cannot corrupt a wish that I have already denied, and that it is YOU who's observational skills need some improvement.

a flock of seagulls · #20 07-09-2005, 01:36 AM

Will you stop complaining and let the god damned game be played.

Dino · #21 07-09-2005, 01:40 AM

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Will you stop complaining and let the god damned game be played.

Hello pot, meet kettle.

Dark Oddworld · #22 07-09-2005, 02:45 AM

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'I wish I could summon Anima (From Final Fantasy Ten)'

Granted. But it turns on you and you're violently eviserated. Awww.

Crap.......

Rex Tirano · #23 07-09-2005, 04:02 AM

God Dino, I love you.

Susan... Hee hee.

As for this thread, there is really no point in it [unless it's for superb sarcasm {Jacob}

] and it's kinda abit boring.

- Rexy

Rich · #24 07-09-2005, 06:07 AM

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Originally posted by Dino
Hello pot, meet kettle.

Lol. 0wnage. I've sigged something else of yours too.

I wish this that thread gets closed.

Wolfpac · #25 07-09-2005, 07:23 AM

And here I was wanting to make a wish. But now I feel guilty.

Abe16 · #26 07-09-2005, 08:49 AM

(Quote of all of AFOS and Dino's argueing)
God, does this always have to happen?

ANN NEELY · #27 07-09-2005, 09:17 AM

Yes, as a matter of fact, it does.

I predict that this thread will be closed in a matter of time.

General Dripikk · #28 07-09-2005, 09:22 AM

I think Searex should have the honors of closing this flamewar infested thread. *sigh* Once a good thread, now a bad thread.

MojoMan220 · #29 07-09-2005, 09:30 AM

I wish that the people on this forum would take advantage of the private messaging feature...

Dino · #30 07-09-2005, 09:33 AM

Hang onnaminit, I'll close this thread using the power of my mind.

First I must calm my thoughts...

Calm.

Nnnnyeeehhhh...nnnnyaahhh...mmmmmmmmmmmrrrraaaarrggh!

*BANG!*

*closed*

It is done.