Breakfast Cereal PWNZ.

Statikk HDM · #1 07-06-2005, 11:50 AM

Its true. Breakfast cereal does indeed own. Its a very healthy way to start the day, because you get dairy and some cereals are even fortified with vitamins. Thats the double whammy.

Abe16 · #2 07-06-2005, 12:24 PM

Lucky charms, Trix, Cookie crisp all teach kids how to be mean in my theory. Lucky charms, teach kids to steal other peoples cereal, Trix also does the same and Cookie Crisp does the same also. But that's just my thought.

Esus · #3 07-06-2005, 12:26 PM

I'm bored of cereal for breakfast, but I'm invariably hungry in the morning and can't be bothered with anything else.
Really bored.

Rich · #4 07-06-2005, 01:49 PM

Is this how low we've become? Talking about breakfast cereal. Christ Almighty, I'll go and hang myself...

General Dripikk · #5 07-06-2005, 01:50 PM

Take me with you! Really, I'd just go make my self pancakes.

SeaRex · #6 07-06-2005, 02:33 PM

I love cereal.

Honey Bunches of Oats.
Fruity Pebbles.
Quaker O-Squares.

Fo' reals.

Dino · #7 07-06-2005, 04:51 PM

Finding the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard after a long weed-fuelled halo allnighter never gets old.

Kimon · #8 07-06-2005, 05:00 PM

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Finding the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard after a long weed-fuelled halo allnighter never gets old.

Oh, Dino, you and your herbal therapy.

Anyway, I'm currently addicted to the Leperchaun's crack. The Charms, man. The Charms. The marshamallows... they change color when you get milk on 'em! It's.. it's crayzee! Just like the leperchauns.....

I'm watching you little green bastards.

AquaticAmbi · #9 07-06-2005, 05:17 PM

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Christ Almighty, I'll go and hang myself...

More proof that you are, in fact, crazy.

I love all that sugary junk--in chocolate or fruity stuff. Especially kinds with marshmellows.

Trix
Count Chocula
Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles
Fruit Loops
Etc.

sligster · #10 07-06-2005, 06:10 PM

thanks for the PSA

Abe16 · #11 07-06-2005, 06:54 PM

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Lucky charms, Trix, Cookie crisp all teach kids how to be mean in my theory. Lucky charms, teach kids to steal other peoples cereal, Trix also does the same and Cookie Crisp does the same also. But that's just my thought.

Apart from my, 'Cereal teaching kids meaness' theory, i do infact like...
Cherrios,
Fruitloops,
Cinnamon Toast Crunch,
and Cap'n Crunch,
yup.

AquaticAmbi · #12 07-06-2005, 07:07 PM

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Apart from my, 'Cereal teaching kids meaness' theory

Um... Whatchoo talkin' about?

Gah! I forgot about Cap'n Crunch! Both the peanut butter kind and wild berries (or whatever) kind are supadupa yummy for Ambi's tummy.

Abe16 · #13 07-06-2005, 07:22 PM

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Um... Whatchoo talkin' about?

I have made a theory that Trix, Lucky Charms and cookie crisp all teach kids how to steal cereal and other stuff in mischivious ways. But, I eat them once every week/day or so...

Kimon · #14 07-06-2005, 07:53 PM

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I have made a theory that Trix, Lucky Charms and cookie crisp all teach kids how to steal cereal and other stuff in mischivious ways. But, I eat them once every week/day or so...

Hmmm... someone's been eating the wrong kind of Frosted Cheerios....

By the way, did anyone notice how they changed the fat little Cookie Crisp dog to a new, slimmer one? I'm pissed. The fat guy was SWEET.

Abe16 · #15 07-06-2005, 08:08 PM

They turned the fat little doggie into some wolf trying despretly getting some cookircrisp from kid bystanders.

MojoMan220 · #16 07-06-2005, 09:17 PM

I think we can all agree that Honeycombs is superior to all other breakfast cereals. Finally a thread that I can relate to. Yay, Statikk!

Dino · #17 07-06-2005, 09:44 PM

You know what?

I'm going to have some cereal. RIGHT. NOW.

Holy God on a stick, I'm awesome.

Abe16 · #18 07-06-2005, 09:45 PM

I always eat Cherrios in the morning. Sure the commercial is dumb, but the cereal is yummy!

Dino · #19 07-06-2005, 09:57 PM

Does Cherios have a taste?

SeaRex · #20 07-07-2005, 09:21 AM

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Does Cherios have a taste?

Yeah.

Cardboard.

Rich · #21 07-07-2005, 10:16 AM

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More proof that you are, in fact, crazy.

Lol. I'm getting a reputation of being mad?

It's just that I think that talking about cereal shows how far the standards for a decent conversation have fallen in this forum.

I hate cereal!
*gasp*
So controversial!

AquaticAmbi · #22 07-07-2005, 07:04 PM

Well, Rich, it is well-known that only crazies hate cereal.

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I have made a theory that Trix, Lucky Charms and cookie crisp all teach kids how to steal cereal and other stuff in mischivious ways. But, I eat them once every week/day or so...

To be fair, the Trix Rabbit never succeeds in stealing and neither does the Cookie Crisp dog(s). The kids in the Lucky Charms commercials are the only successful thieves; they gang up on that poor little leprechaun. Why must they always be after his lucky charms?!

Mmm... I forgot my love for Cookie Crisps too, and for the marshmellows from Lucky Charms. Anything other than the marshmellows tastes gross in it.

Dino · #23 07-07-2005, 07:34 PM

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Yeah.

Cardboard.

That's what I was thinking... a kind of, oaty, cardboard...

It's nice if you put lots of sugar on it though.

SeaRex · #24 07-08-2005, 03:14 AM

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I hate cereal!
*gasp*
So controversial!

Rich.

C'mon.

Is there EVER a bad time for cereal? Hmm? Big job interview? Boy, won't the new boss be impressed when he sees you eating cereal! Funeral? What better way to lighten the mood than with cereal? Nuclear holocaust? Bam, cereal.

So is there ever a bad time for cereal? I think we all know the answer to that.

Statikk HDM · #25 07-08-2005, 09:06 AM

Cereal rox0rz much box0rz. Easy to make and filled to the brim with nutrition. Fav cereal
Frosted Flakes and Cap'n Crunch. Throwbacks to my childhood. I also defy someone to name a better way to start a Sunday by waking up for kickoff on a Sunday and watching the Vikings ass rape the Pack while eating any of those cereals. Without porn/sex or drugs. It can't be done. And the porn or drugs would be made better by the cereal and ass raping of the Pack. Its true.
Adult Cereals like Granola and Raisins, Frosted Mini Wheats, Anything that Cheerios has ever made or will make.

Facsimile · #26 07-09-2005, 12:27 AM

We don't have Lucky Charms here, but damn do they sound good.

Anyway, I like cereal, but only for a couple of weeks because then I get bored of them. Breakfast food sucks in general, it's so easy to get bored of them.

Dino · #27 07-09-2005, 12:49 AM

Lucky Charms aint that great. The marshmellows taste nice but they're few and far between usually... the majority of the cereal is just these oaty things that taste exactly like cheerios.

My favourite cereal always has been and always will be Kellogg's Corn Pops.

Facsimile · #28 07-09-2005, 02:09 AM

Cheerios?
They taste like small saveloys?

Or is this yet another cereal we don't have here?

Rich · #29 07-09-2005, 07:07 AM

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So is there ever a bad time for cereal? I think we all know the answer to that.

Curses...

How about falling out of a plane? I'd be thinking "fucking cereal, wish I'd brought a parachute!"

Abe16 · #30 07-09-2005, 09:11 AM

My favorite cereal out of all of them is Frosted Falkes. Little cornflakes with sugar one them. Dee-lish!