My tongue is twisted.

[Leto]

Here you can post really annoying tongue twisters. I hate and love them.

This is the one I have found to be one of the most aggrovating...
Repeat the saying, 'Buttock bucket.'. I can't say it more than five times.

So what's your most annoying tongue twisting sentece..?

[Rich]

Sushi Chef.

[stingbee]

shoot sock.

[Godlesswanderer]

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry, etc...

[stingbee]

hay my mum told me that one.try this oddworld one fuzzle fuzzle fuzzle and so on.

[sligster]

heh, I can actually twist my tongue one time around, in corkscrew-like fashion.

[Abe16]

Here's some,say...
Unique Newyork 5 times fast,
Six silver swans swam silantly seaward.
specific pacific.
Try those!

[stingbee]

duck puck try that one.

[Leto]

Duck puck and fuzzle fuzzle are rather easy to master.

'Pluck fcuk say the ****ing duck.'

EDIT: Yes, fcuk.

[Cyber-Slig]

Wood chuck, Wood chuck about 10 times.

[Abe16]

Here's one! say:

Alice asks for axes 5 times fast and see you'll say a*ses instead of axes

[Dino]

_______~{**}~_______

dont fuck with me I'm on weed....

[Nate]

No offence Dino, but I really don't give a shit that you're on weed. It's entirely irrelevant and not even interesting or amusing. And don't bother writing some long-winded post about how it's your birthright to say whatever the hell you like because I don't care.

Someone told me once that the world's worst tongue twister is "Six sheik's sheep were sick". I don't know who judges these things though.

[Nepharski]

I don't know who judges these things though.

No doubt a panel of experts, somewhere...

[Abeguy]

I beg above a big bag

pretty easy to master

hey, do this

think of what you are saying, and not how you're saying it

it will help you with them

[Rich]

think of what you are saying, and not how you're saying it

What am I supposed to be saying. It sounds like Hitler.

[Abeguy]

think of the words in the tongue twister that you are saying. then think of the words and say them

kinda hard to explain

[Dino]

No offence Dino, but I really don't give a shit that you're on weed. It's entirely irrelevant and not even interesting or amusing. And don't bother writing some long-winded post about how it's your birthright to say whatever the hell you like because I don't care.

1: I never asked you for your opinion on my post, so next time don't make the mistake of assuming that I give a fuck.

2: I don't give a shit about your opinion on how interesting or amusing the comment was. A post isn't invalid just because you don't find it amusing or interesting, your royal arrogantness.

3: I'll write a long-winded post about how it's my birthright to say whatever the hell I like if I want to. Because it IS my birthright to say whatever the hell I like - what are you going to do to stop me? Click on me? Regardless, since you seem to think it's your birthright to say whatever the hell you like, you shouldn't be such a hypocrite.

4: Get a social life, you overbearing pompous opinionated arrogant argumentative shitfuck. Every single post you've made toward me has been an expression of your discontent - not once have you ever contributed anything of any worth or relevance while in these posts. I don't fucking care about how you think that I'm such a bad bad person and how you're great because your farts smell like roses, and niether does anyone else.

So chew on it, boxjaw.

[Majic]

Mr. Dino, consider yourself warned for spam and just plain bullshitting. Nate was justified in shooting down your comment. I see no relation with "I'm on weed" and tongue twisters. And I'm not inviting you to try, either. Any more crap about your birthrights and such, at least in this thread, will simply earn you another warning. If you want to play here, then play by the rules.

Anywho, I recently finished reading "It" by Stephen King. Good up until the end. But, anyone who's read it should recognize (give or take a misplaced word or two):

He thrusts his hands against the posts, but still insists he sees the ghosts.

Surely not the hardest, but it's a tongue twister nonetheless.

[Dino]

Mr. Dino, consider yourself warned for spam and just plain bullshitting. Nate was justified in shooting down your comment. I see no relation with "I'm on weed" and tongue twisters. And I'm not inviting you to try, either. Any more crap about your birthrights and such, at least in this thread, will simply earn you another warning. If you want to play here, then play by the rules.

Oh do shut up Majic. I'm giving you a warning for not having a sense of humour, you silly goose.

Tongue twister sobriety test: Foobarbubbalievabibble and Crocadiddlypig. If you can't say them, you're stoned/wasted/drunk.

[a flock of seagulls]

how now brown cow.

[Abeguy]

how now brown cow.

A regular Gerald McBoingBoing aren't we

that really isn't a tongue twister
too easy

[a flock of seagulls]

"The flaming torch man was denied a bank loan."
-Anchor Man.
i dont know how the hell thats a tongue twister but its my favorite.

[Dino]

"The flaming torch man was denied a bank loan."
-Anchor Man.
i dont know how the hell thats a tongue twister but its my favorite.

That is actually a really hard one. It ends up like;

"the flaming torch man was denied a bank loan"
"the flaming torch man was denied a blank loan"
"the flaging tora... oh screw it"

[a flock of seagulls]

heh, for me it was more like:
"The flaming torch man was denied a bank loan
the flaming torch man was denied a bank loan
the flaming torch land was *bursts out laughing*"

[Abe16]

I messed up.
"The flaming torch man was denied a bank loan
the flaming torch man was denied a bank loan
the flambing tor-" And i stoped.