Blackwater INC.

[Taskmaster]

(this is my first rpg so sorry if its n00bish)
It started with a small brewery created by a glukkon pud.His dream was to make a brewery and meat plant in 1 and make lots of moolah.He builded the facility near The blackwater river.He enslaved a few muds. from the mudokon fisherman villidge and got some slig security and started Blackwater INC.Now his status is wanna-be and well on his way to Big Cheese.Nearly drained all the water from the river for his drinks and killing alot of the wildlive who live near the river for his meat products,Blackwater INC has become a anti-mudokon land mark.

Your either a mudokon,mudokon scrub or gabbit(1 of the still young gabbits from munch who live near the mudokon villidge)and try to restore the water and destroy the facility or a slig,big bro slig or glukkon junior executive and try to stop the natives from destroying the facility.

You require as charakter profile:
Name: (duh!!)
Species: (either a mudokon,mudokon scrub,gabbit,slig,glukkon,big bro slig)
Age: (how old)
Gender: (male or female even if your pretty sure the species dousnt have 2 genders)
Carrys: (not only weapons but also other stuff)
Appearance: (how dous he look)
Info: (you can also call this backstory if you want)

Heres my char. to start with:
Name:Murkly
Species:glukkon
Age:53
Gender:male
Carrys:walet
Appearance:wears a red coat and looks as dumb as he is.People would mistake him for lulu.
Info:The boss of Blackwater INC.He loves getting moolah realy fast and hates to wait for something.Hes always easy on sligs when he sees them sleeping on the job becouse he usualy sleeps on the job himself.Many people mistake him for lulu for his dumbness but in comparement to lulu he has atleast SOME
buisness talent.

If i understand this:add a picture to a post thing correct you can look at this badly made map of Blackwater INC i made with paint to give the people a beter vision of how blackwater INC looks like.
Also:the great sawbone is a giant meat saw.If anything fals in it will directly be put in the meat preccesor and what falls in will be reported on murkly's pc.
So if anything besides normal meat falls in like mudokon or slig meat he will directly know theres intruders.Sorry for my bad spelling im from Holland

[stingbee]

sounds good I will be murkley's brother if I can

name:mojo
age:40
species:gluckon
gander:male
carry's:xxx rated porn mag moolah and a pack of cigar's
apperance:has a black coat and green eye's and quite handsome
info:as murkley's brother, murkley has made mojo the vice boss of blackwater inc and loves to hog scrab cakes to himself and hates slackers.as murkley's brother he used to hate him because murkley tried to drug him.when they meet one day mojo was told about blackwater inc and wants to keep all the moolah for himself to get back at his brother.

[Taskmaster]

(OOC:lol how was i able to drug you?glukkons aint got no arms.Well they do but they use em as feet.Hey slig.yeah boss??could you drug my brother?sure boss.lol.I forgot to say it:well start when we have min. 5 characters and min. 2 natives couse whats the fun of defending blackwater INC if theres nothing to defend it from )

[stingbee]

when I posted it I thought that to

I know you'r from holland but does min mean mine

[Taskmaster]

OOC:no min. is minimum.I use max.(maximum)and min. couse....i dunno i use it a short hand of minimum and maximum.

[Abe16]

Sound like fun!
Name: Joey
Species: Gabbit
Age: 12
Gender: Male
Carrys: Sling shot and train ticket
Appearance: Like Munch but has a different voice.
Info: Hmmm, not much.

[that jerk]

Name: Ben
Species: Mudokon Scrub
Age: 13
Gender: Male
Carries: Favorite floor waxing brush
Apperance: Brew addicted Mudokon with Blue tinted eyes
Info: Turns out they give me the brew for my work

[stingbee]

we are even taskmaster so can we start

[Taskmaster]

Oke a short explanation of the rules.
The natives win if the the meat proccesesors(spellet wrong and yes theres about 4 but i only included 1 in the map),the meat pack-aging and other meat machines and the great bonesaw AND the blackwater brewery destroyed.I havnt includet the brewery on the map for a reason you will soon discover(but not 2 soon)and the industrials win if all natives are dead(not counting the scrubs)If your a modokon or gabbit you start in the mudokon villidge,if your a scrub you start in the slig barracks(same for the slig's and big bro's)and a glukkon starts in the executive office.As for other player controlling:not aloud exept if no member character(NPC and not the npc from online games)Example:Murkly:''hey you''!Random slig:''yeah boss?''

*Murkly walks throug a hall that leads to the executive office*
*he looks at the posters on the wall saying: If you cant beat em.....EAT EM!!!
Blackwater INC and Sloggie sweets!!!!Give your slog a treat.Meep,fuzzle and scrab tasted.And more posters about blackwaters products*
*Smurkly walks in his office and looks around for his brother,he dousnt see him so he sits in his chair and fals asleep*
(OOC:yeah its kind of a crappy start but im bad at intro's,take a look at our brew logo)

[stingbee]

mojo:wake up will ya,you'r a lazy gluk aye what would mother think if she seen you like this
*a slig light mojo's cigar*
mojo:you will never guess what I found a dead gabit by the river but I coulden't get it's lungs because there was no sligs around plus I thought of a new product it's gabit corn.it's like popcorn except it's made from gabits,so what do ya think heh

[Taskmaster]

*Murkly yawns*
"i smell a winner bro"
*sniff sniff*
Murkly:"no wait thats my underpants"
"And i hear those gabbits swim great so we can use em in the brewery to close leaks and holes in the pipe network"
"hey slig #11:tell the guards to keep an eye out for any gabbits"
Slig #11:"uhh sure boss"

[stingbee]

mojo:dang natves they always ruin the fun for us
slig:we can stop em boss
mojo:no you canot rupturefarms boneworkz slig barracks soulstorm brewery vykers labs they always lose and what are you going to do about it eh
slig:um I dunno
mojo:see so case closed

[Taskmaster]

Murkly:"Dont worry bro"
"we have bin controlling this place since we were puds and now were wanna-bees and nobody has stopped us."
"Besides:Were miles away from mudokon civilication....if you can call that scum civileiced"And whats a dirty little fishing town ganna do to us"
*Slig #52 runs in the office with bumps and bruises all over his body*
"hey uhh boss.Is it normall when a small town starts to grow bigger and alot of gabbits start to live in it?"
Murkly:"Uhhh....what you say?"
*Murkly shouts trough the microfhone in the office:*
"alright all you sligs!!!!WHILE YOU GUYS ARE KEEPING AN EYE OUT FOR GABBITS,KILL ANYTHING THATS NOT A GLUKKON OR A SLIG!!!!!!!.........thank you"

[stingbee]

mojo:just think what will happen when we become glockstars
*mojo imagines in his mind sleeping in a pile of moolah and he knew that he was already because he had stolen a lot and thought why he was sitting around in blackwater inc*
mojo:we need to employ more gluks don't we we need ideas we need profit we need popularity we need anything that will make us succesful.

[Taskmaster]

Murkly:"No problem,who wouldnt want to work here?"
"we have bin on the cover of the lean mean gluk magazine for 3 times and 1 time on the xxx rated porn magazine.which was your foult"
(OOC:We need more sligs,glukks and natives.join if you can people and join the recently started fun)

[stingbee]

mojo:my fault,xxx gluck babes is my favourite mag and I was on the poster page with 2 sexy glucks in a massage bed and I became popular,I had so many that the sligs were getting tired of pushing the mail trolley around.Plus I remember the time I was in moolah monthly for stealing all the moolah from the safe.
murkley:what?
mojo:um I said I was also in foodland monthly

[Taskmaster]

Murkly:"ohhhhhh i thought you said:you were in moolah montly for stealing all the moolah out of our safe.*murkly walks to the safe,opens it with one of those buttons that were also found on lulul fund vendos and the door opens*
*looks at a bunch of green paper with moolah writen on it with a bad handwrighting*"Oke...its still there.How could i have ever mistrusted my own dear brother.By the way:that gabbit corpse you were talking about:is it still near the river?"

[stingbee]

*mojo sweats a lot when murkley looks in the safe and then falls asleep*
mojo:zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz huh what um dunno send somebody out
*all of a sudden the alarm goes off*
mojo:intruder? told you sligs were useless lets hire interns and vyker's,hey wait a minute we should hire vyker scientists to test out new products it will be genus,and maybe I can appear in xxx gluck babes again
*he then falls asleep*

[that jerk]

Meanwhile...

Ben's thoughts: "they make work and work, I live in a brewery, and haven't gotten a drop of this Blackwater stuff, where's my brew?"
*hears announcement of being gabbits being captured*
Ben's thoughts:"Gabbits out for my jobs, eh? I really don't wanna be a modokon pop, better start towards Feeco."
*sneaks past slig*

[Taskmaster]

*sigh*
Murkly:"i think ill just have to follow my brothers advice.I hate those dang vykhers.think there sooooo smart.
*murkly calls a vyhker and walks to the top of the slig barracks waiting for him*
*a vykher cargo ship apears and lands on top of the barracks and a purple-blue vykher steps out*Vykher:"WELL HEEEEEEEEELO PAL"
Wrex is the name but some people call me wrex the wretchit!!!!
Engeneer and scientis extraordinair!!!How can i be of service.
Murkly:"i was kinda hopping for a strong vykher with interns to stop all kind of indruders....Wrex:"No prob. i got just the thing"
*shows murkly a fuzzle in a cage*......Murkly:"uhhhmm well actualy...we throw that kind of critters in the great sawbone for our slog treats"
Wrex:"but...look at it.Its a fuzzy killer!!!!!!!!!
*Murkly stares at the fuzzle for a few seconds*
..............If you dont get that fuzzball out of my face im going to stick that fuzzle up your a-
*Mojo walks up to murkly and saids*Mojo:"hey i see ya got some reinforcements"

[that jerk]

Meanwhile...

*Ben is sneaking to FeeCo, Slig spots Ben. The slig chases him, until he falls in the meat grinder*
Ben: "Oh no, I better start scrubbin' the floors again."
*Runs back toward Slig barracks*

[Taskmaster]

Smurkly:"oke im kinda cranky today so listen up:you get the job but only if you throw that damn fuzzle into the great bonesaw"
Wrex:"thanks boss,you wont be disapointed"
_____________________________________________________
Somewhere in the slig barracks:
*ben is back on his way to go and clean stuff again and hes near the cafateria*
*3 sligs are talking*
Slig #33:"Hhhhhmm i think im ganna need a bigger gun"
Slig #81:"you should of bin a bouncer like us.Then ya wouldnt be worrying about a stupid gun"
Slig #33:"well im ouda here.Im ganna look for a blitz packer vendo for a bigger gun"
Slig #81ke,ill be out by the slog pen patroling the scrubs who are picking up slog poop"
Slig #42:"oke see ya guys later"
*the 2 sligs walk out and slig #42 fals asleep on the ground*
*the cafateria has alot of vendo's (OOC:and Ben is ganna like this)including a
blackwater brew vendo.(OOC:So will he go back to his post or are you ganna get a drink risking getting cought)

[that jerk]

*Ben saw a heavenly aura round the brew machine*
Ben: Brew!!
*Ben sneaks over to the brew machine, and drinks away. He loses count somewhere aroung 46 bottles*

[Taskmaster]

*when Ben trys to press the button again it makes a sort of honking sound*
*The vendo is empty and Ben keeps pressing it*
*HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!*
*slig wakes up from the honking*
Slig #42:"hey what are you doing here!"
*Slig #42 runs to Ben and starts hitting him with his rubber stick thing*
(hes a bouncer slig if you have forgotten)

[sligco]

can i join

[Taskmaster]

(OOC: sure )

[sligco]

Name: General Zizzy
Species: (Glukkon
Age: 36
Gender: male
Carrys: walet
Appearance:blackish skin like the glockstar on munches oddysee black wanna be suit whith metals on it
Info: owns the slig barracks

[Abe16]

Joey swims over to the shore and smells something. "*sniff sniff,* ewwww, what's that smell!?" Joey asked. He walked over to where it was coming from.

[Taskmaster]

*hops to were the smell comes from*
*the smell is coming from the entrance of the sewer*
*he smells a strange combination of spoiled meat and a tainted water*
*next to Joey is a wooden sign with the slig barracks logo on it and it saids:We schoot on site so keep out of here*

[stingbee]

mojo through the microfone:all sligs go to the great bonesaw now
slig 51:but why
mojo:because I said so and if you don't you will be turned into mulch
*before mojo went to the great bonesaw he went to take some moolah from the safe before murkley went there he went to check the moolah and noticed that some of it was missing and at the great bonesaw all the sligs were talking mojo came through the door and then murkley did*
murkley:what happened to some of the moolah
mojo:um well um the bills you see.