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03-28-2005, 05:05 PM
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Micheal Jackson if he were normal

http://www.forartist.com/forensic/mo...mj/jackson.htm
Age progression, of course, but chances are that that would be Mikey if he were sane and didn't have the surgery, I don't know if he'd still be raping little kids or not, but eh, whatev
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03-28-2005, 05:11 PM
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That second pic sure is not my idea of the " King of Pop", looks more like just old Pop, you know, the wino down on the corner.
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He still looks like a teenager in the second one.

Come to think of it though, it's probably a good thing he changed his nose.
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I doubt he'd look like that at 40. I cannot imagine his current voice coming out of that mouth. Then again, I'm not a smart person, so... yeah.
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03-29-2005, 04:24 AM
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He would've looked so much better if he'd just not changed anything at all. So much more natural-now he just looks like a complete and utter freak.
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LOL. Poor guy.
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Yeah, poor guy.
He could've been an actor
Not a freak
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http://www.anomalies-unlimited.com/Jackson.html
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ok, its maybe had been ok if he had taken a nose surgery, but he didnt have to screw up the rest of his face.
but to late now...
or maybe he could take surgery back to his old state?
it should be possible!
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03-30-2005, 08:46 AM
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or maybe he could take surgery back to his old state?
it should be possible!
That would be most impossible! Plastic surfery hasn't come far enough to create a face from scratch.
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but he already has already done it with his new face...
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Why the heck does his jaw suddenly get really wide at age 70?
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huh, you think so?
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The only reason MJ bleached himself white was becuase he was getting a skin disease that had white spots on his skin.
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Really? but cant he "colour" it back?
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I think it looks really fake, so I can't draw any conclusions from it.
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What can you expect, age progression technology, and it's not good enough to be like breath takingly real
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Poor michael...I mean, if someone came back in time and showed you any of this pictures back in the thriller era, would have anyone belived it? -_-

I think it's all the much worse because the media nourishes on him so much, I mean....didnt they love him when he was young and doing charity? why do they adopt this ravaging mood as soon as they have the slightest excuse? I feel sorry for him, and I am scared of the aspects of society that drove him to this.

I mean, he was living THE life, he was living what the "every-man" wishes for every day, and look at where it's taken him, what does that say about the "every-man"?

it's scary. it makes me think it's exactly the kind of thing Lorne talks about when he says he can never surpass reality.

How...can the media channels keep doing busyness like that? I mean, making fun of this seriously troubled middle aged man on a routinary basis, chasing him in his every moment of peace, increasing his sense of insecurity and paranoia to take his sickness even further. You'd think they'd atleast have some pity after he had been the most popular and loved person in the world, but that doesnt matter at all...he's just another dirty story to nourish on, now matter how much they owe to him no matter how much he was loved. O_O

And the jokes are everywhere, any kind of humor show...run out of material? throw in a jacko joke! nobody can complain to those!.............how can they keep taking advantage of him like that? step on them when they're low, press on them, up to the last bit of lifejuice, dont let anything survive, press on them until their eyes gouge out, until they lose all bodily functions and their innards finally explode.

jacko jokes just arent ****ing funny.

when are we goin to change? what has to happen? will anyone see the drama of this, maybe when he dies?.....if we dont stop this way of thinking, I guess the world belongs to roaches.

eh...not to bash on anybody's post or anything, I'm just genuinely terrified to my bones of the world whe live in =(

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Damn! Lucky he got the surgery. Even though he is rather odd looking now, he looks better than those pictures.


EDIT: Aren't they just snapshots from 'The PJ's'?
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You an MJ fan, aren't you, Caracal?
Anyway, I wonder what the MJ of today would look like as an old man
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Exactly. He'll look like he does now. That, unless his face falls apart some time soon.
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Incorrect.

Just because it's called plastic surgery doesn't mean surgeons have actually replaced his skin with plastic. Unless he has further anti-aging surgery to keep his skin tight to his face, (which he won't be able to have for much longer) he'll become wrinkled.

Obviously MJ has already had his facial skin tightened (just look how stretched out his lips are) and his nose thinned. His chin has been sculpted, and he's possibly had something done with his cheekbones. People have said that he was attempting to achieve the look of a white man, but actually I think he has been desperately trying to look like a white boy.

Basically his face has been ruined beyond repair. Cosmetic surgery is currently nowhere near advanced enough to correct what has been done to his face. I personally think that all along there has been a lack of morality among the surgeons, due to the large amounts of money involved - all sense of decency goes out the window when money is added to the equation. I think that had he gone through the process with a psychiatrist and a decent, ethical surgeon, he would not have opted for such drastic surgery.
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um...it's not like I dont like thriller, or that I am not blown away by the way he dances, but I am not a fan, I just dont like people who take cheap shots. And there aint a bigger cheap shot than mocking MJ...it's just so pathetic makes it so clear how the media are a buch of scavengers...let the poor deranged man alone =/
I would have hoped that my original post would have let that see trough, I call him sick, and I made a lot of statements about society, the way we live....I dont see how you come up with the thought that I'm an "MJ" fan.

Doesnt anyone find shocking how high he went, and then how low he went? that is why I say his life is very representative of our civilization, of what we idealize...

as for the pic, I think they made the nose WAY WAY out of proportion, I dont think the artist could shake off his head the fact that he is so obsessed about his nose in reality.I belive he would look something like Montana's friend in scaraface...manny was it?
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This is getting quite interesting, i think that he shouldnt have taken the surgery!
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I think the surgery was a very bad idea. The man is a wreck.
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Completily! he looked much better before!
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