Scottish dogs commiting "suicide"

sligster · #1 03-05-2005, 10:41 PM

http://news.independent.co.uk/uk/thi...p?story=616686

O_o

I know what you're all gonna say- "this is complete BS!"

but towards the end it does say there may be a reasonable explanation.

Wierd.......

Rich · #2 03-06-2005, 01:03 AM

Heh, sick of eating haggis.

Godlesswanderer · #3 03-06-2005, 01:23 AM

Hmmmm... Strange...

a flock of seagulls · #4 03-06-2005, 01:40 AM

Mmmmmm... Haggis...

Cyber-Slig · #5 03-06-2005, 04:36 AM

Uhhh....Haggis is sheep brains, just so you know

. Anyway what a load of shit. If that was true, why doesn't my dog go outside, and drown itself in the canal?

Havoc · #6 03-06-2005, 07:31 AM

Haha... what a strange story. Optical illusion? That still doesn't explain why they would want to jump in the first place O.o.
England is the place of ghosts and strange happenings, just another myth,

Disgruntled Intern · #7 03-06-2005, 08:37 AM

hag·gis Audio pronunciation of "haggis" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hgs)
n.

A Scottish dish consisting of a mixture of the minced heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep or calf mixed with suet, onions, oatmeal, and seasonings and boiled in the stomach of the slaughtered animal.

Havoc · #8 03-06-2005, 09:30 AM

I just lost my appitight...

Dino · #9 03-06-2005, 10:41 AM

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Uhhh....Haggis is sheep brains, just so you know

. Anyway what a load of shit. If that was true, why doesn't my dog go outside, and drown itself in the canal?

Haggis isn't sheep brains. See DI's dictionary description.

I can't think of anything good to say about this news story... it's a pretty stupid news story.

***Alcar*** · #10 03-07-2005, 04:54 AM

I take it that the 'Independant' is a realiable source? Or is it another one of these fraud news websites?

Either way, I think it's humorous, simply because of its absurdness.

Alcar...

Cyber-Slig · #11 03-07-2005, 07:56 AM

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Haggis isn't sheep brains. See DI's dictionary description.

I can't think of anything good to say about this news story... it's a pretty stupid news story.

Ehh... I'm Scottish I would know. It's sheep guts and shit aswell, yeah, but it can be done with brains.

Rich · #12 03-07-2005, 01:37 PM

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I take it that the 'Independant' is a realiable source? Or is it another one of these fraud news websites?

Well, the Independant newspaper is a broadsheet. Meaning that it isn't full of tabloid shite. I'm guessing that it's pretty reliable.

The Marching Mudokon · #13 03-08-2005, 01:55 AM

That's really weird.

Dino · #14 03-08-2005, 03:54 AM

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Ehh... I'm Scottish I would know. It's sheep guts and shit aswell, yeah, but it can be done with brains.

o_0

There is no shit in haggis. Just because it exits your body as shit, doesn't mean it contains shit to begin with.

Your posts do contain shit though. (f*ck this really isn't like me, but I just COULD NOT RESIST!)

Cyber-Slig · #15 03-08-2005, 08:43 AM

OK, when I said shit, I was not being literall.

***Alcar*** · #16 03-10-2005, 09:16 AM

Having recently watched some show on the telly, it appears Welsh fish are also committing suicide. What's up with the UK these days?

Alcar...

Dino · #17 03-11-2005, 12:38 AM

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Having recently watched some show on the telly, it appears Welsh fish are also committing suicide. What's up with the UK these days?

Alcar...

I'll tell you what's up - nothing. That's the whole problem, the news people have nothing British to report.

Rich · #18 03-12-2005, 10:53 AM

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Having recently watched some show on the telly, it appears Welsh fish are also committing suicide. What's up with the UK these days?

As Dino says, nothing is happening. How about you Aussies start a war for your independance?

That would create something to talk about.

Agent-Sarah · #19 03-14-2005, 03:43 PM

Looks like Lassie couldn't take much more of Little Timmy's shit.

***Nate*** · #20 03-14-2005, 06:22 PM

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As Dino says, nothing is happening. How about you Aussies start a war for your independance?

That would create something to talk about.

That's not our sort of thing. Remember: we're the first independantlt federated nation to begin by a vote and not a war. We did try to break from the crown a few years back but the vote got hijacked by people who wanted the president directly voted like the american system.