Crippled Elves.
Bad Billy.
Dope.
Cigarette Boat.
Below a Bridge.
Behind a Cave.
Carpet Crawler.
Laugh my ass off. All rip-offs from the movie Cheats. There's a scene where these guys get the answers to this test and instead of making cribsheets and risking getting caught, they make up an entire song to the tune of Ode to Joy using letter answers (the entire song consists of words starting with either a, b, c, d, or e). Really ingenious, in fact. Here's the proof: I saw that scene twice when I watched the movie about a year ago, and I had all the lyrics down the second time.
It's so hilarious. There's this whole classroom and every guy in it has the answers memorized and they're singing the words in their heads and one starts and it shows him and his mouth isn't moving but you can hear his voice and then others start joining in and there's like an entire chorus of people singing inside their heads.
Crippled elves do dance around a devil covered by blue dress.
Dairy causes diarrhea, chunky creamy butter cheese.
Bad Billy does dope, bitches and brews but can't even build a cigarette boat.
Allah bangs booze every day below a bridge, behind a cave.
Carpet crawler can't eat eagle before chicken during day.
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