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08-16-2004, 12:55 PM
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The Spiced Ham Thread

Well now that our beloved Spam thread has hit the dust I thought it was well nigh time to start a new one with a more politically correct title. We should actually thank Alcar for applying the Vulcan death-grip to the old thread as it was getting a bit old and tattered around the seams. But we should all be proud at the rate it grew - 10 pages in less than three months.

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I didn't actually have anything to say.

I'm wearing my grey sneakers today.

*thinks*

Actually, while I'm talking about spam, I accidentally opened a great spam email today. After trying to sell me some drugs by saying

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Believe your eyes,not believe your ears. You can't eat your cake and have it?
it continued with some of what I thought could count as literature:

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His surprise was great when the Garment of Repulsion arrested the blow and nearly overthrew the aggressor in turnSnatching a dagger from his sash, he bounded upon the boy so fiercely that the next instant the enraged Turk found himself lying upon his back three yards away, while his dagger flew through the air and landed deep in the desert sands
I should open my spam more often
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08-16-2004, 01:27 PM
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So...did Alcar clear this? If not, this one might be closed as well.

I really think having an indirect reference to SPAM in your title might have been a bad idea.

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08-16-2004, 06:56 PM
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If Alcar closed this one as well, he sucks twice as hard.
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08-16-2004, 08:44 PM
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Hey pal, he's just doing his job.

Man, it's funny how nazis used that same excuse, isn't it?
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08-16-2004, 09:39 PM
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Hey pal, he's just doing his job.

Man, it's funny how nazis used that same excuse, isn't it?
Hmmmm... curious coincidence innit!

Anyhoo...

Ahhhhh! its great to be in familiar surroundings....

Went to WW's last night... put on a pound! (pooh!) trying much harder this week... I will lose another stone by christmas I will!!!!

And big kisses to everyone... especially Nate for resurrecting the "spiced ham" thread! Yey!

I was actually too scared to do so incase I got a warning or summit.. although to be honest I haven't got one yet!!!!! Hmmmm... strange wonder if he's forgotten about me!!!!
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08-17-2004, 12:50 AM
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As long as this thread isn't as spamful as the last, it can stay. So far it's fine.

Though one thing I've noticed is the childish-ness of certain members has greatly plummeted. It's pety.

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As long as this thread isn't as spamful as the last, it can stay. So far it's fine.

Though one thing I've noticed is the childish-ness of certain members has greatly plummeted. It's pety.

Alcar...
I'm so pleased you deem it worthy!!!!

Hey.. the way your reacting it could very well be classed as cruelty to very tall horses!!!!
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Dumb joke time with Uncle Mac!

A pirate has a steering wheel in his crotch. He walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, you have a steering wheel in your crotch!" The pirate says,"I know, it's drivin' me nuts"

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Lol.

I'm going to a Placebo concert on Nov 5th. It's there last one in the UK untill 2006 .
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Dumb joke time with Uncle Mac!

A pirate has a steering wheel in his crotch. He walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey, you have a steering wheel in your crotch!" The pirate says,"I know, it's drivin' me nuts"
Amazing how such an old joke still makes me chuckle.
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this is all I need to say
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