COM TOO SKOOL

sligster · #1 08-09-2004, 10:47 AM

YOO LERN AND BECUM SMRT!

http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/08....ap/index.html

THER R 53 STATS, SILY!

Cyber-Slig · #2 08-09-2004, 11:38 AM

Well you know what they say..Dumb Teachers..Only in america!Come to think of it all teachers dumb...well except the japanese there smartasses

***Nate*** · #3 08-09-2004, 01:16 PM

Well you know 70% of Australians think there are 52 states in the USA. I've never known why but I used to think that also.

oddguy · #4 08-09-2004, 02:32 PM

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Come to think of it all teachers dumb...

Not so...

My mother is a teacher.

-oddguy

Cyber-Slig · #5 08-09-2004, 03:16 PM

Well I can expect a badmouth from clairbear any moment now for what I said on teahcers

and how do we know youre family isnt stupid

Nah just kiddin....or am I?

Sekto Springs · #6 08-09-2004, 03:24 PM

All teachers are dumb as hell out here. Most of them don't even have degrees in teaching, especially the ART teachers, total dipshits. I know more about art than them.

Cyber-Slig · #7 08-09-2004, 03:50 PM

Scottish teachers arent any different from english ones...No difference at all...and there not dumbasses but 90% of em are twats the rest are usually janitors.Janitors in scotland are surprisingly friendly..

Sekto Springs · #8 08-09-2004, 04:20 PM

The janitors out here smoke pot in their closets. It's not unusual to walk by the janitor's closet to see smoke seeping through the bottom of the door and a quick wiff can make you high for the rest of the day.

Cyber-Slig · #9 08-09-2004, 04:48 PM

meh...lowlife jobs..

Majic · #10 08-09-2004, 07:07 PM

Hm. Maybe I'm just lucky enough to have a good, all around school district. Good teachers, who actually know what they're talking about. Not janitors. Though, I remember the main janitor back at my elementery. He was this wicked cool black guy who went around singing all the time. I wouldn't mind having him teach me history.

***Nate*** · #11 08-09-2004, 07:21 PM

the janitor at my school was a cool guy who wrote the 'advice' column in the student newspaper. He was such a good sport that one time he even posed nude but for a utility belt.

There was probably a good reason at the time but for the life of me I can't think of it.

Cyber-Slig · #12 08-10-2004, 04:01 AM

Nothing compared to our janitor lol.There was a Gay kid in our class.How was he gay?For a start.He sang constantly no matter how much u told him to stfu,Then when we were going on a fieldtrip to the swimming pool he constantly lifted his leg back while talking to a lifeguard and thirdly he danced behind footballers(soccer players) and tried to touch thier asses.The Janitor called him a freak

And usually when its snowing were not allowed outside.But he still lets us out anyway

oh well its high school now for me.Hopefully better teachers and a nice jannie

Sekto Springs · #13 08-10-2004, 10:23 AM

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Nothing compared to our janitor lol.There was a Gay kid in our class.How was he gay?For a start.He sang constantly no matter how much u told him to stfu,Then when we were going on a fieldtrip to the swimming pool he constantly lifted his leg back while talking to a lifeguard and thirdly he danced behind footballers(soccer players) and tried to touch thier asses.The Janitor called him a freak

And usually when its snowing were not allowed outside.But he still lets us out anyway

oh well its high school now for me.Hopefully better teachers and a nice jannie

I woudn't call him gay, but more likely has ADHD and can't really control himself. The janitor has no place in calling him a freak if it is indeed medical, but if he is just some wack who likes the male body, than maybe exceptions can be made. Gays are usually more couth than that, though, atleast when they're proud of their lifestyle.

Cyber-Slig · #14 08-10-2004, 10:50 AM

No no its not medical.Hes a twat.Big time.He just loves to tell the teacher based on what kind of pussy he is.Though he himself swears sometimes and called a girl a ''slut''.

***Nate*** · #15 08-10-2004, 12:36 PM

well if he's in your class then he's probably 11. Hard to say for sure if he's gay or not and if he is then he's probably not in with 'the lifestyle' yet.

BTW what did you mean when you wrote

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he constantly lifted his leg back while talking to a lifeguard

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Do you mean he was flashing the lifeguard? Gay or not thats just wrong...

Cyber-Slig · #16 08-10-2004, 01:05 PM

Its like constantly lifting youre leg back to kick.the fact he was wearing Y-Fronts (ROFL) doesnt help him be straight either

Sekto Springs · #17 08-10-2004, 01:45 PM

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well if he's in your class then he's probably 11. Hard to say for sure if he's gay or not and if he is then he's probably not in with 'the lifestyle' yet.

That's crap. Many homosexuals that understand the matter except themselves early as 1st grade.

Cyber-Slig · #18 08-10-2004, 03:31 PM

Well hes probably gonna grow up to be gay no doubt with his current attitude.On my last day I wrote ''Kick Me'' on his shirt telling him I really wanted to sign it.Hey he even got kicked at the end of the day

Sekto Springs · #19 08-10-2004, 03:38 PM

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Well hes probably gonna grow up to be gay no doubt with his current attitude.On my last day I wrote ''Kick Me'' on his shirt telling him I really wanted to sign it.Hey he even got kicked at the end of the day

That's an old gag. You should've written something more interesting like "I am a member of the elephant posse. Fornigate me with a rolling pin.", with such luck, he may get sensual pleasure out of it.

Cyber-Slig · #20 08-10-2004, 04:07 PM

Wow big long words

nothing much else to write.Shirt was covered in names.And pleasure from it ....If a girl did he would take a fit if one of the footballers did it he would have a huge grin on his face and take a sexual spasm towards him.He did it before.But thank god in high school hes not in my class.Luckily my best friend is.

***Nate*** · #21 08-11-2004, 12:56 PM

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That's crap. Many homosexuals that understand the matter except themselves early as 1st grade.

what are you basing that on? In first grade they'd be 6. Most guys don't like girls at that age anyway so they wouldn't be able to tell the difference. Really puberty is the stage where it becomes noticeable.

Cyber-Slig · #22 08-11-2004, 12:58 PM

Erf...Grades?I know nothing about grades we have primaries.like primary 1 primary 2 and up to 7 then high school year 1 year 2 to year 6 but you can leave at year 4

***Nate*** · #23 08-11-2004, 01:04 PM

in my state (Victoria). the first year of school is called prep followed by grades 1-6 then years 7-12.

But really what I was saying depends on what its like wherever sligslinger comes from.

Sekto Springs · #24 08-11-2004, 02:19 PM

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in my state (Victoria). the first year of school is called prep followed by grades 1-6 then years 7-12.

But really what I was saying depends on what its like wherever sligslinger comes from.

Down here in hell we have grades, yes.

***Nate*** · #25 08-11-2004, 09:27 PM

Ooooh, hellschool. What do you learn, the proper way to hold a pitchfork; exactly what incision causes the most pain; training a vulture to peck out the eyes and intestines of the damned; that sort of thing?

ClaireBear · #26 08-11-2004, 09:37 PM

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Well I can expect a badmouth from clairbear any moment now for what I said on teahcers

Only if you continue to spell like that my boy!!!!!!

Sekto Springs · #27 08-12-2004, 02:01 AM

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Ooooh, hellschool. What do you learn, the proper way to hold a pitchfork; exactly what incision causes the most pain; training a vulture to peck out the eyes and intestines of the damned; that sort of thing?

Yeah, basically.

Cyber-Slig · #28 08-12-2004, 04:03 AM

Cool I wanna go on a student exchange with sligslinger

***Nate*** · #29 08-12-2004, 12:58 PM

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YOO LERN AND BECUM SMRT!

I have to ask; is that a Simpsons quote?

sligster · #30 08-12-2004, 01:00 PM

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I have to ask; is that a Simpsons quote?

no.... at least I don't think so...