What's the most michevious/funny/worst thing you ever did?

Lucipher · #1 07-15-2004, 06:52 AM

The worst thing I did was when I was in the new forest we found this huge gate, and climbed over it. It happened to be someone's house. It must have been someone with a lot of moolah, as the garden was a forest in itself and the house was massive! It even had bodyguards outside it and one of them had a machine gun! A small one not a big one. And we ran around there in the middle of the night and taunted the guards, fell down badger holes, got attacked by badgers in the holes, and I can see in the dark really well, but the guards couldn't which made it the ever bit better to see them looking around in vain trying to find the source of the stones that flew at them. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha!!!!!!

Cyber-Slig · #2 07-15-2004, 06:58 AM

The most mischevious thing ive done is kick my nursery teacher...she pushed a 4 year old over the edge

ANN NEELY · #3 07-15-2004, 07:01 AM

Well, my friend used to set Cicadas on fire while they were still alive. I collected a bunch of burned ones and Cicada shells, and put them in a trashbag. When the bag was filled, I dumped them inside his pillows and under his sheets. I was sleeping over that night, and when he pulled down his covers to find a bunch of cicadas, he freaked out. It was hilarious!

Especially since he's a big believer in ghosts and spirits getting revenge on their killers. I told him if he taped ketchup packets to his bed, door, arms, and legs, the ghosts would leave him alone. He fell for it.

I also smuggled a trashbag full of Cicadas into my classroom and let them loose. It was funny, because all the girls were screamin' their heads off because tons of Cicadas were landing on them and flying around. I never got caught.
My weird thoughts become reality...

Ahh, fun with Cicadas....

Killa_47 · #4 07-15-2004, 07:04 AM

I did let a mini bomb off in the scholl toilots and the whole toilot area got flooded, i was never caught and we all got a week off school

Hobo · #5 07-15-2004, 07:16 AM

I've never done anything interesting ever.

sligster · #6 07-15-2004, 07:16 AM

when I was little, about 4 years old, I was at the preschool, and it was outside playtime. aka, recess. I told another 4 year old, that if he brought the tricycle up to the top of the slide, then rode down the slide on the tricycle, that an angel will fly down from the sky and catch him before he hit the ground. He fell for it

Face plant in the sand. It was ****ing hilarious. It looked like fun, though.

It was the last I saw of him....

Killa_47 · #7 07-15-2004, 07:23 AM

Why did he die? lol only j/king. That is pretty cruel to do.

sligster · #8 07-15-2004, 08:06 AM

big deal. I was bored and was in the mood for a good laugh... besides, I was only 4

whoa, killa... ur sig.... whoa..... LOL.

Jacob · #9 07-15-2004, 08:10 AM

I made a guy believed i loved him and used him until i was bored.
I exiled a girl from my group and made her suicidal.
I made another guy suicidal.
I've made people cry and i've stolen money.

Probably done more, but i can't remember, plus, more is to come...Bwaha...et al.

Lucipher · #10 07-15-2004, 08:46 AM

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I made a guy believed i loved him and used him until i was bored.
I exiled a girl from my group and made her suicidal.
I made another guy suicidal.
I've made people cry and i've stolen money.

Probably done more, but i can't remember, plus, more is to come...Bwaha...et al.

Killa_47 · #11 07-15-2004, 08:55 AM

Did they actially kill themselves?

Sekto Springs · #12 07-15-2004, 08:55 AM

Stuck some kids face into a cactus.
Talked some young (14) girl into being a hooker (I hear she's pretty good).
Stole lots of money.
Killed many inferior 'things'
Turned some guy gay.
Emptied a kid's inhaler and gave him an asthma attack.
Nailed some inferior 'things' to a tree.

I've done more, but that's the majority of it.

Lucipher · #13 07-15-2004, 08:58 AM

Riiiiiight.
What's the girls number?
And you set a rabbit on fire...

Killa_47 · #14 07-15-2004, 08:59 AM

Give us more SS

Sekto Springs · #15 07-15-2004, 09:01 AM

She doesn't have her own number, and if she does, I don't know it. I don't think she has a cellphone, and she doesn't live at home anymore. So sorry, you'll have to find a different hooker.

Jacob · #16 07-15-2004, 09:02 AM

How do you "turn" somebody Gay?

Killa_47 · #17 07-15-2004, 09:05 AM

Tie them to a chair and celotape their eyes open, then make them watch gay guys having sex.

Sekto Springs · #18 07-15-2004, 09:06 AM

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Riiiiiight.
What's the girls number?
And you set a rabbit on fire...

Drop it! Get a fucking clue! I explained why I killed it and it wasn't mischeivous. But if you're referring to the owners, then yeah, fuck them.

Hmmm, other things.
As of now, I'm hacking the camp's computer. I'm gonna crash it's database.

Killa_47 · #19 07-15-2004, 09:08 AM

What Camp?

Fez · #20 07-15-2004, 09:09 AM

I'm guessing the guy he made "turn" Gay.

Sekto Springs · #21 07-15-2004, 09:14 AM

Turning him gay wasn't really intenional, I paid him to pretend he was gay for a week and after that he seemed to 'adapt' to it a little more than I had planned. I guess him pretending to be gay really made him think about the truth and he came out of the closet.

My day camp (just an excuse). I'm sending this message from my camp's computer.

Jacob · #22 07-15-2004, 10:35 AM

So, did he actually get any advantages out of pretending to be Gay? Because it sounds more like he pretends to be because he can get closer to girls etc rather than him actually being a Fag.

And you didn't explain why you set the Rabbit on fire...why did you do it? I find it disgusting and out of all the foul and depraved things i've ever done [some of which i'm not putting on here, mainly due to the authorities involvement] i've never once harmed an animal and i find it sick that people do.

Sekto Springs · #23 07-15-2004, 10:50 AM

In our school destrict, being gay doesn't get you closer to women. If you act gay in the slightest they'll see through you. the trick has been tried many times before and girls know when. But he was a very convincing gay during that week which sort of bothered me (he went a bit overboard when he grabbed my ass). The sad thing is that I actually paid him with tip for being so convincing only to find out a week later that he really was gay. So, in a sense, I gave him money for no reason.

Yes, I killed da wabbit. I had my reasons, and anyone with as little patience as me would have done the same thing, I assure you. The owners were assholes who even acknowledged that they were glad that it bothered me at night, I let that slide, but when it came back that night (when I was really exhausted) I just snapped. Maybe if I were less depraved and more patient I would have let it live, but you can't imagine how much that thing tortured me.

Lucipher · #24 07-15-2004, 10:54 AM

You shouldn't have killed the rabbit! It didn't know any better! If anything you should have burned the rabbit's owner's instead!

Jacob · #25 07-15-2004, 10:55 AM

How does a Bunny torture a human, exactly?

And, who in their right mind would give money to someone to act Gay in the first place?

Sekto Springs · #26 07-15-2004, 11:09 AM

1. That bunny turned me into the insomniac I am today. It would escape from it's cage and scurry into my crawl space, it would keep me awake all night with it's scratching and squeaking. For weeks. I asked the owners countless times to fix the cage or put it indoors but every time they would tell me off or come up with some fantastic excuse. The neighbors were assholes and to my knowledge, the rest of the neighborhood disliked them aswell. One night, after a hard day of work, it kept me awake and I just couldn't stand it. So I killed it.

2. Gays are frowned upon in our school, it's stupid, but most kids who've never met a gay are the same way. So it would be dubbed "cool" to have someone comply with such a dare for a week straight. I was and idiot back then and I only paid him five bucks. But no matter the price, I agree with you, it was a stupid and naive thing to do.

Cyber-Slig · #27 07-15-2004, 12:10 PM

Going phscopathic and letting out all that anger is good.You can get really mad but I think its pretty a shame how you killed it.You could have called the police or something.You could have got the assholes fined or something.Yet with someone with as little patience as you I think it was hopelessly doomed

Jacob · #28 07-15-2004, 01:17 PM

Well yeh, fire is a bit of an awful way to kill something...

oddguy · #29 07-15-2004, 02:26 PM

The most mischevious thing I've ever done? Hmmmmmm.

Well, I was about six-years-old. I remember that I was in a hospital waiting room and I was really bored. I was in a "child waiting room" type place with coloring books and toys...but the books were torn and most of the toys were broken, so it was really lame. Across the lobby was a restroom. I went over and noticed that the lock had an "occupied" message on it. Well, after using the restroom, I figured out that you could change the lock from "occupied" to "vaccant" from the outside...by sliding the message. I had little fingers, so only someone my age could've switched it.

Well, I waited for people to go into the restroom, then swith the "occupied" to "vaccant." Oh what fun it was to see countless people walk in on innocent rest room users. I was entertained for about three hours, then without realizing...I pulled the trick on my own mother!

-oddguy

Sekto Springs · #30 07-15-2004, 03:28 PM

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Going phscopathic and letting out all that anger is good.You can get really mad but I think its pretty a shame how you killed it.You could have called the police or something.You could have got the assholes fined or something.Yet with someone with as little patience as you I think it was hopelessly doomed

I called the police. They didn't do jack They said it was their "busy season" and couldn't handle "small-time" cases. I tried everything, people! Those idiots need to be taught a lesson. The thing that really pissed me off was the fact that they didn't even care about the thing and didn't show a sign of remourse for it's death. I wouldn't have killed it if I didn't think it would shape up those glistening dickheads.