When the Great Zombie Uprising finally occurs, what's your weapon of choice?

[Wolfpac]

You know that it will happen one day. The Great Zombie Uprising will happen. All of dead will be after us and we will need to protect ourselves or otherwise be eaten. So to protect ourselves we will need a weapon to help keep our life. So what would your weapon of choice be?

Mine would be a Flamethrower. It keeps a good distance and the Wild Animals can have something to chew on afterwards.

[oddguy]

Aaaah! Invasion of the body snatchers!

I'd use whatever weapon I could get my hands on to fight my way out of town. Then, I'd try to form a band of human fighters to take back my town from zee evil zombies. In my story we're successful. Then we'd rebuild the town with what the land could provide and erect a huge wall around town that would keep us safe. The town would be a refuge for wandering humans.

-oddguy

EDIT: Crap...I forgot zombies can't really die. My weapon would be a shotgun until I could get a better one.

[sligster]

thats an easy question.







....................nuke

[Joshy]

A spoon...

[TheRaisin]

Some sort of flak cannon or fragmentation grenades. Or, if all else fails, a powerful shotgun. After all, the only way to stop a zombie is to blow it apart into pieces small enough not to pose a threat. Curse those walking dead and their dark masters! CURSE THEM, I SAY!!! The mindless horde... they yearn for the taste of my flesh! But I shall be ready for them...

[Cloverfield]

Phoenix Downs ... a large supply of them! Hey, it works in FF against the undead, just chuck a couple at them and watch them frizzle away.

Abe Babe...

[Facsimile]

I definitely wouldn't use a flamethrower. They'll keep walkin' and then you'll be the cooked chicken.
Probably a shotgun and I would try and keep some kind of bat or golf club on me as well.

[beserker slig]

i'd use 2 semi-auto guns.
either that or a teacup...i'll kill them with a teacup.

[Fuzzles!]

A good necromancer!

[Jacob]

A Black man's member...

[Hobo]

Wolfpac! Bad boy! stealing threads from other forums. The item's meant to be within your reach from the PC desk anyway, with nice picturees provided if possible. Silly boy.

Hmmm

Penknife.

Headphones.

Sister.

Matches.

Combined, a lethal force for any being.

[Esus]

from what I can get easily -
various aerosols (most notably deodrant) with large flame lighter and pack of matches.
A couple of sharp knives.
A big wooden chair.
A Camera - with flash!
yep, think that'd do for a while.

[nads]

I will cut down the zombie hoard with...a HERRING!

Come Patsy! *clip clop clip clop*

[Oddish]

The Cross! wait thats's for Vampires. I probaly use a mirror, nothing scarya than them selfs. Flamefowers are good too.

[SeaRex]

A sawed-off shotgun. Seriously, can you think of a more classic weapon to kill zombies? Above all, a shotgun makes 'splodin the head so much easier... and that's where you have to shoot... cuz that's where the disease lives.

Or maybe... a chainsaw arm. Groovy.

[Fez]

Heh, I was gonna make a thread like this.

SA-80A2 - Very available in Britian, very accurate, powerful assault rifle.

Browning 9mm HP - Available in all British Army armouries. It'll blow their brains out.

Machete - I want something I can pull out and behead a zombie with ease.

ALSO

Petrol Bombs - Ya never know when ya might need one. I'll burn em to slow them down then blow them away with me '80.

Spartan LRC - Its an armoured Recon Vehicle, use by the British army. I was lucky enough to see how to start one up and drive it. I'll be living in one of these picking up survivors. It has room for about 6 men in the back. Plue a gunner, driver and observer.

Smokes - For a quick getaway.

Gasmask - If I lob some smoke's while i'm outside me Tank.

Erm...... Are we talking about normal zombies or those ones from 28 Days Later?

http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?t=59171

[SeaRex]

ferill, your arsenal lacks creativity, practicality, and classic horror movie style. However, you get extra points for the machete and petrol bombs.

I give it a C-. Hehehe...

Oh sure, you might live, but you wouldn't even look cool doing it! What's the point in that?!

[Fuzzles!]

Heh, I was gonna make a thread like this.

SA-80A2 - Very available in Britian, very accurate, powerful assault rifle.

Browning 9mm HP - Available in all British Army armouries. It'll blow their brains out.

Machete - I want something I can pull out and behead a zombie with ease.

ALSO

Petrol Bombs - Ya never know when ya might need one. I'll burn em to slow them down then blow them away with me '80.

Spartan LRC - Its an armoured Recon Vehicle, use by the British army. I was lucky enough to see how to start one up and drive it. I'll be living in one of these picking up survivors. It has room for about 6 men in the back. Plue a gunner, driver and observer.

Smokes - For a quick getaway.

Gasmask - If I lob some smoke's while i'm outside me Tank.

Erm...... Are we talking about normal zombies or those ones from 28 Days Later?

http://forums.firearmsmod.com/showthread.php?t=59171

I knew this would be right up your alley!

I'd definitly want you around in a zombie crises!!!

[Fez]

Yay!

WORD OF ADVICE:

Use your head......Cut off Theirs....

[nads]

ferill, your military ingeniousness(?) is showing.

[TheRaisin]

The word is ingenuity. Ferill... you do realize this thread is for fun, right? If anything, your post was more disturbing than humorous. I suppose it was a perfectly good answer to the question, but still... yeesh. Military fanatic at the age of 14. I hope the U.S. never goes to war with Britain in your lifetime.

[Wil]

Ewww, violence. I would run. Zombies can't run, right? Their incesant stumbling causes their trousers to twist, reducing leg maneuverability. Right? Running it is.

Failing that, some kind of gun so I can pick them off without having to involve my cherished body in their destruction. But if we're being practical...

Running.

EDIT:

Come Patsy! *clip clop clip clop*

I wish my 'hehehehe' to be on record.

[Big_Bro_Slig222]

Any of Van Helsing's weapons. I'd also need the trenchcoat and hat, but those are slightly less important.

[lindsey]

Phoenix Downs ... a large supply of them! Hey, it works in FF against the undead, just chuck a couple at them and watch them frizzle away.

Abe Babe...

Hehe (I would use anima ) two words mega phoenix . well think the house of the dead game get a shot gun start shoting them. I would go get some holy water and a cross.

[oddguy]

Yeah. It's official. I'm hanging out with ferill when the world starts ending!

Spartan LRC - Its an armoured Recon Vehicle, use by the British army. I was lucky enough to see how to start one up and drive it. I'll be living in one of these picking up survivors. It has room for about 6 men in the back. Plue a gunner, driver and observer.

Oooh! Oooh! I'm gunner!

-oddguy

[Sekto Springs]

I would construct a fortress that has walls of 5 foot thick steel frame and concrete. I would lock me and all my friends and family inside and live there for the rest of my life, If the zombies finally got in, we'd be ready with chainsaws and soup ladels.

[lindsey]

walk up to a zombie and shuff a granade up his ass.

[Sekto Springs]

walk up to a zombie and shuff a granade up his ass.

Do zombies have asses?

[DarkHoodness]

Hmmm. . . My weapons of choice would be:

1. Chainsaw! How can anyone here not have suggested this yet?
ZOMBIES: Now avalible in Wafer style!

2. Crowbar. Half-Life, anyone? Lets pry open some heads!

Maybe I'd take my cabbage knife as a third weapon (it's like a small machette), but it'd be useless compared to the crowbar. I'm choosing these weapons because they're readily avaible. . . A gun would be nice, but where would I get one from?
- DH

[oddguy]

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Or maybe... a chainsaw arm. Groovy.

Haha! I prove you wrong!

Seriously...chainsaw would be fun, but I wouldn't want to get that close to a Zombie that could infect me.

-oddguy